Exiled
Part 4
Before I left to go downstairs, I examined myself in the mirror behind the counter. It was full length, taking the whole wall. I stood in front of it and inspected my 'new' uniform. I took note of all the new changes in approval. I mean, really now, it used to look like something Rock Lee would wear... shudder add fuzzy caterpillars for eyebrows and a bowl cut...nope, don't even want to go there...it might give me nightmares...
(Whoda thunk eh? The great Hyuga gets nightmares, awww...Neji want his cuddly-wuddly? snicker)
The shoes, well, they were ok and I couldn't really change it...so I left them as they were.
The pants used to be long, tapering, navy blue slacks with thick nerdy elastics that encased the ankle. Now they were baggy and had several extra pockets and straps. The elastics were also gone, replaced with a nearly invisible hem that ended an inch or two below my ankle. Not bad, if I do say so myself.
The upper part consisted of a white cotton muscle (which remained unchanged) and a navy, long sleeved shirt. It was supposed to be tucked into my pants and had a high collar. The front used to display a neat row of shiny brass buttons (OOOOOOOOOHHHHH! Shiny!!!! Hehe, sorry, insanity is slowly taking over, dunno how much longer I'll be sane...)
'ewww...like hell I was going to wear something like that...yes, I know a shinobi is to be able to disguise itself during a mission but this is just atrocious and besides, I don't think this is the kind of mission it's referring to.'
Anyways, left untucked, the shirt reached about to about the bottom of my ass. I left it open, showing the undershirt and the collar was folded down immaculately and the sleeves were redone so that they were wider and only reaching just past my elbow. Once again, I added some near invisible pockets.
Finding my appearance satisfactory, I came back out of the bathroom and into my room. I slipped my weapon summoning scrolls into my pockets and went down the stairs.
Apparently, Itachi was already gone. A small black backpack was waiting for me at the foot of the stairs. With a quick scan with Byakugan, I confirmed it to contain some books, supplies and a small bento. Wow, the wonders of the world...Itachi makes bento... hehe...(personal note add that to my blackmail material. )
I headed to the kitchen. I made myself a quick bowl of cereal. On the table was a small key with a note attached to it. Sitting down, I quickly memorized the instructions and disposed of them.
Hyuga, this is the master key for the house, I've got one as well. It accesses everywhere but my room. To activate it, insert it and send chakra into the 3rd, 6th and 7th tooth and a small beam to trigger the lock at the very back. Don't loose the key or else...' p.s. this key can't be duplicated...
'Che, typical of a Uchiha to add a threat to everything,'
I quickly finished my bowl of cereal and shouldered my pack as I left for school, locking up after me.
As I walked to school (which I found in a local map) I studiously observed my surroundings. Tall skyscrapers, bustling streets, tons of shops, so many cars...in Konoha, cars were hardly used, a horse was much preferred because of the rugged trails. I was rather fascinated albeit suffocated with the smothering fumes they let out, so different from the clear, crisp, fragrant air of Konoha.
Suddenly, I felt a presence following me. It had been for a little while now, but it was finally getting to me. Call me paranoid but I decided to activate Byakugan. Discreetly, I preformed the seals and was rewarded a flood of information.
I stretched it out...hm...an old geezer picking his nose in a corner, two guys making out in an ally (hehe...gay pride day!) aha! There, it was a bunch of girls...giggling girls...giggling, whispering girls...ok, tell you what, I can stand Naruto, I can stand various oni, I can stand deformed ninjas, I can even stand Hiashi's pet goldfish...(it's true! I saw it! He was feeding it some 'mwa ha ha evil powder' the ultimate in breeding evil sidekicks but I can't stand girls. Now don't get me wrong, not all girls because some of them are decent, like my cousin and some kunoichi but that's because of how they are raised.
Now they were not only giggling and whispering, they were pointing. Now I assure you, it wouldn't be half so bad if it wasn't at me...but that's what happens when god decides to piss on you one day... I wish Konoha could see me now; captain of the ANBU reduced to this...
Ok, now I've got a few options here. (Dude, I'm sounding like Shikamaru) ugh...how troublesome. O.o!?
Firstly, I could seek them out and politely ask them to stop stalking me. Nope, Big X, Uber big X. if there's one thing i learned from Sakura and Ino, it's that girls in groups are wild, unpredictable and easily provoked.
Ok, choice b; ignore them and hope they'll stop... yeah right, just what is the chance of that.
Ok, then, choice c; run as fast as you can away, teleport, whatever, just hope you loose them...
I got to make my decision fast, I can hear the voices clearly now:
'Hey, isn't he a hottie?'
'I know, those eyes, so...'
'Yeah, I know...'
'I'm defiantly going to try to get him, I wonder if he goes to our school, he wears the school colors anyways'
'Hmm...'
'How about we round up the girls tonight and...'
Ok, option d. Try to convince them you're homosexual and not their type...
Eh, stuck between c and d. ok, here's the plan. C first, if they capture me, I'll use d. reasonable enough.
I wasted no time, I sprinted the rest of the way, just slow enough to be possible for a non-shinobi but too fast for the girls. I could hear an agonized cry behind me... "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Glad that's over...
I slowed down to normal pace after a few minutes. I continued along my merry way, until 'holy crapalicious!' I sensed an extraordinary amount of chakra. Bingo. My target. I tracked it down quickly. It had...youki? (1)
end chapter
(1) erm, if u don't know, it's like chakra, but for a demon...like Kyubi...hehe, cliffie... I needed a good place to stop and...yeah, don't hurt me please...
Ugh, sorry if this is turning to be more of a humor than action/adventure, I don't mean it! Honestly! It just comes out...probably not funny anyways...aww...I feel so discouraged, I don't get reviews anymore...hehe, just 2 let u know, I'll be updating reaaalllyyyy slowly because I'm off the computer for the summer. This is being written at about 4:30 am...so show your thankfulness and review because I won't have motivation to do this at all for the whole summer then and when school starts...yeah so please review.
I dunno, it seems like every chappie I get a few less reviews, don't'chya like me anymore? Neways sayonara .
Signing off,
silverwulf.
P.S. AHHHHHHHHHH! Hotmail disabled! Sry, I can't get beta anymore, sobsob my apologies to silver sniper...it's not that I don't like u...but sobsob goddam internet security!