Disclaimer: I don't own anything accept Eleni, Lena, and some of their
smart-ass comments. I might add some new characters at the end. (Their
parents, siblings, friends, etc.) Later there will be quotes from other
movies. I will tell you the quote, movie, character, and actor at the end
of the chapter.
Author's Note: Again, sorry this one took so long. No, I don't have an excuse.
Two Girls and a World in Confusion
Chapter 5: Moria (Yes I know it's original. I'm so proud)
"Damn. It's a lot longer getting to Moria then it is in the movies." Eleni whispered.
"Yea... don't you wish you could press fast forward? We've been walking for hours and just got off Caradhras. I swear that mountain got bigger on the way down."
"Sure. That's only cause you don't like mountains. Granted I don't like them either when you're going down..."
"They shoulda let us grease our dagger sheathes and go down on them like skis. Eleni and Lena continued their hushed complaints until they reached the lake outside of Moria.
"Woah...it's a good thing we don't have to go swimming in that." Lena said. "Talk about icky."
"Are you sure you don't want to go swimming?" Boromir asked. Lena nodded staring at the lake. "Then shut your mouth." Boromir, having stood near them most of the walk, had heard almost all of the girls' conversation and was not exactly pleased with them.
"Why don't you?" Eleni said. "I'm sure I'm not alone in saying that the Steward of Gondor line got old approximately 3000 times ago."
"3167." Legolas said helpfully.
"I said approximately!" Eleni said exasperated. "I therefore didn't need an exact number."
"Sheesh." Lena said. "You need to relax girl. Cutey was only trying to help."
"I think it's PMS." Eleni whispered.
"Ouch...that's not gonna be good."
"No precious. No it isn't."
~*~*~
They reached the doors and Gandalf lit them up.
"It reads: The-"
"The Doors of Durin, Lord of Moria. Speak Friend and enter." Lena said kinda zoned out.
"How were you able to read that?" Aragorn asked in amazement.
"I'm good like that."
"We are soooo gonna be here forever." Eleni whined from her place on a rock.
"Not if we help 'em out a bit."
"Fine. Yo Gandalf. Mellon." She yelled.
"Since when did I become your friend?" Gandalf asked, turning towards the girls. Eleni and Lena stood up and everyone moved towards the mines.
"Since it would get us in and out of this grimy hole in half the time." Eleni said as she passed him and went through the doors. She stood just around the corner as everyone moved about the once grand entrance hall thing. They all said their respective lines with a little help from Lena, and the stupid squid reached for Frodo. As soon as it got a hold of his leg, Eleni leapt out with a scream.
"EVERYBODY GO!" she cut the tentacle grabbed Frodo, and ran after the rest of the fellowship as the doors came down. Eleni tripped, and both her and Frodo landed in a pile of bodily appendages, rolling to a stop at Legolas's feet.
"...Ouch." Came a muffled voice from the floor. Frodo carefully extracted himself from the pile and stood up, brushing himself off. Eleni continued to lie spread-eagle on the ground. "I hate hobbits." She groaned, as Legolas helped her up. "...especially ones with buggy eyes." Frodo looked offended, but remained silent, as the girl had just saved his life. "Would anybody be interested in carrying a bruised heroine for a couple miles?" Legolas sighed, threw her over his shoulders, and the fellowship continued to walk through the mines.
"I meant in a comfortable position." Eleni said in the elf's ear.
"Be glad you're being carried at all."
"Hey I just saved you from having to go swimming in that pathetic excuse for water, looking for a stupid ring!" Legolas cringed from the volume in which she'd 'screamed' into his ear, and reluctantly moved her into a more comfortable position.
"That's better." She grunted.
~*~*~
"Are we lost?" Pippin asked. They'd been sitting for hours, waiting for Gandalf to remember which way to go.
"Mmm hmm." Lena told him; she also was beginning to think they were never going to get out of Moria.
"No, we're not." Merry and Eleni said firmly. There was silence for a few minutes.
"Merry?"
"What?"
"I'm hungry."
"Here. Now shut up." Eleni said, handing him a granola bar before continuing. "I'm trying very hard to zone out, but Aragorn and Gandalf's pot is starting to get to me. I seriously feel like I'm flying."
A few minutes later, Aragorn glanced at her, noticing the blood on her pants.
"Lady Eleni. Are you wounded?" he asked. She followed his gaze, glancing down at her pants.
"Shit!" The Fellowship all turned towards her. "Just great. I'm stuck in the middle of a fuckin' mountain with a bunch of druggies, and now I got my period. Someone up there must hate me." She said, looking to the ceiling. Her attitude wasn't much improved when Boromir began complaining about the incompetence of women.
"Why couldn't we have left the ladies in Rivendell?" he began. "There useless in this environment. All they are are hindrances."
"Oh, stop being a dick. It's not my fault we women are stuck with the tough jobs, of giving birth, and raising your kids. You couldn't live a day in a woman's place." Eleni admonished. Then she turned around, grabbed her pack, and stomped off a little ways into one of the passages. There she changed, before returning a few minutes later and sitting back next to Lena.
"Damn girl. Did you call that PMS thing or what?"
"Shut up."
Reviews: None *sniff sniff* I feel so unloved.
Next update: Moria2 (Yes I'm hoping to make it a more interesting title. That's just to get the idea across)
Quotes: I don't think there were any quotes in this chapter. At least there wasn't supposed to be. If anything looks familiar it was an accident.
Author's Note: Again, sorry this one took so long. No, I don't have an excuse.
Two Girls and a World in Confusion
Chapter 5: Moria (Yes I know it's original. I'm so proud)
"Damn. It's a lot longer getting to Moria then it is in the movies." Eleni whispered.
"Yea... don't you wish you could press fast forward? We've been walking for hours and just got off Caradhras. I swear that mountain got bigger on the way down."
"Sure. That's only cause you don't like mountains. Granted I don't like them either when you're going down..."
"They shoulda let us grease our dagger sheathes and go down on them like skis. Eleni and Lena continued their hushed complaints until they reached the lake outside of Moria.
"Woah...it's a good thing we don't have to go swimming in that." Lena said. "Talk about icky."
"Are you sure you don't want to go swimming?" Boromir asked. Lena nodded staring at the lake. "Then shut your mouth." Boromir, having stood near them most of the walk, had heard almost all of the girls' conversation and was not exactly pleased with them.
"Why don't you?" Eleni said. "I'm sure I'm not alone in saying that the Steward of Gondor line got old approximately 3000 times ago."
"3167." Legolas said helpfully.
"I said approximately!" Eleni said exasperated. "I therefore didn't need an exact number."
"Sheesh." Lena said. "You need to relax girl. Cutey was only trying to help."
"I think it's PMS." Eleni whispered.
"Ouch...that's not gonna be good."
"No precious. No it isn't."
~*~*~
They reached the doors and Gandalf lit them up.
"It reads: The-"
"The Doors of Durin, Lord of Moria. Speak Friend and enter." Lena said kinda zoned out.
"How were you able to read that?" Aragorn asked in amazement.
"I'm good like that."
"We are soooo gonna be here forever." Eleni whined from her place on a rock.
"Not if we help 'em out a bit."
"Fine. Yo Gandalf. Mellon." She yelled.
"Since when did I become your friend?" Gandalf asked, turning towards the girls. Eleni and Lena stood up and everyone moved towards the mines.
"Since it would get us in and out of this grimy hole in half the time." Eleni said as she passed him and went through the doors. She stood just around the corner as everyone moved about the once grand entrance hall thing. They all said their respective lines with a little help from Lena, and the stupid squid reached for Frodo. As soon as it got a hold of his leg, Eleni leapt out with a scream.
"EVERYBODY GO!" she cut the tentacle grabbed Frodo, and ran after the rest of the fellowship as the doors came down. Eleni tripped, and both her and Frodo landed in a pile of bodily appendages, rolling to a stop at Legolas's feet.
"...Ouch." Came a muffled voice from the floor. Frodo carefully extracted himself from the pile and stood up, brushing himself off. Eleni continued to lie spread-eagle on the ground. "I hate hobbits." She groaned, as Legolas helped her up. "...especially ones with buggy eyes." Frodo looked offended, but remained silent, as the girl had just saved his life. "Would anybody be interested in carrying a bruised heroine for a couple miles?" Legolas sighed, threw her over his shoulders, and the fellowship continued to walk through the mines.
"I meant in a comfortable position." Eleni said in the elf's ear.
"Be glad you're being carried at all."
"Hey I just saved you from having to go swimming in that pathetic excuse for water, looking for a stupid ring!" Legolas cringed from the volume in which she'd 'screamed' into his ear, and reluctantly moved her into a more comfortable position.
"That's better." She grunted.
~*~*~
"Are we lost?" Pippin asked. They'd been sitting for hours, waiting for Gandalf to remember which way to go.
"Mmm hmm." Lena told him; she also was beginning to think they were never going to get out of Moria.
"No, we're not." Merry and Eleni said firmly. There was silence for a few minutes.
"Merry?"
"What?"
"I'm hungry."
"Here. Now shut up." Eleni said, handing him a granola bar before continuing. "I'm trying very hard to zone out, but Aragorn and Gandalf's pot is starting to get to me. I seriously feel like I'm flying."
A few minutes later, Aragorn glanced at her, noticing the blood on her pants.
"Lady Eleni. Are you wounded?" he asked. She followed his gaze, glancing down at her pants.
"Shit!" The Fellowship all turned towards her. "Just great. I'm stuck in the middle of a fuckin' mountain with a bunch of druggies, and now I got my period. Someone up there must hate me." She said, looking to the ceiling. Her attitude wasn't much improved when Boromir began complaining about the incompetence of women.
"Why couldn't we have left the ladies in Rivendell?" he began. "There useless in this environment. All they are are hindrances."
"Oh, stop being a dick. It's not my fault we women are stuck with the tough jobs, of giving birth, and raising your kids. You couldn't live a day in a woman's place." Eleni admonished. Then she turned around, grabbed her pack, and stomped off a little ways into one of the passages. There she changed, before returning a few minutes later and sitting back next to Lena.
"Damn girl. Did you call that PMS thing or what?"
"Shut up."
Reviews: None *sniff sniff* I feel so unloved.
Next update: Moria2 (Yes I'm hoping to make it a more interesting title. That's just to get the idea across)
Quotes: I don't think there were any quotes in this chapter. At least there wasn't supposed to be. If anything looks familiar it was an accident.