Disclaimer: I don't own anything accept Eleni, Lena, and some of their
smart-ass comments. I might add some new characters at the end. (Their
parents, siblings, friends, etc.) Later there will be quotes from other
movies. I will tell you the quote, movie, character, and actor at the end
of the chapter.
Author's Note: Again, sorry this one took so long. I plead innocent. It's schools fault.
Two Girls and a World in Confusion
Chapter 6: An Orc Battle and the *drumroll* the Bridge of Khazad-Dum
They sat there for another couple of hours while Frodo, discovered Gollum, had a deep conversation with and Gandalf, and then said wizard figured out which way to go.
"Ahh. It's this way."
"'bout time you figured it out." Eleni said. "Alzheimer's must be kicking in over time now that you've reached the 30,000 point." Lena poked her.
"Come on sis. You gotta control the need for blood. It'll only make your period worse."
"Shut up already!! You're not making things any easier." ~*~*~
"Behold! The great realm of the dwarven city of Dwarrowdelf." Gandalf said proudly, showing the Fellowship the massive hall.
"It looks shitty to me." Eleni said moodily. Everyone froze as the two glared at each other.
"Let us continue on." Gandalf said tentatively, but at that exact moment Gimli noticed the room holding Balin's tomb. He ran forward crying. The fellowship followed him into the room.
"Here lies Balin, son of Hundin, Lord of Moria. He is dead then. It is as I feared." When the wizard finished, Lena began making horror noises.
"Oooooooooooooo...we're all gonna die!" she screamed quietly and began running around in circles flicking the fellowship.
"That's enough!" Boromir, who oddly enough, seemed to be the most affected by Gimli's sorrow, pulled her aside. "Gimli just found out about the death of a loved one. If I killed Eleni I'm sure you'd want peace to grieve over her."
"No I'd be hell-bent on revenge. And once I kicked your ugly butt into the Cracks of Doom I'd beg mom and dad for her room and stuff." Pippin backed up fearfully at the insane look in Lena's eyes.
"God, she had way too many candy bars in her bag." Eleni said. "Beware of the hyperness. Beware!..." Pippin knocked the skeleton into the well and everyone started. "Shit! I forgot about that."
The drumming began, the men blocked the door, but eventually both orcs and cavetroll gained entrance. The battle began.
"No! I am not about to join those filthy dwarves dead on the floor." Eleni screamed, as multiple orcs attacked her. "I got my period and lotsa weapons. I'm gonna kick your ass boy." She quickly fought the orcs off and made her way over to Lena.
"Got a plan!?!" her sister yelled.
"No! You?!"
"No!"
"Well that's just great!" Eleni said as the exchange ended, then the light bulb clicked on. "Hey! You can still rock climb, right?"
"Yep!"
"Good. 'member the ledge Leggy gets on in the movie?"
"Yep!"
"We're going up there. The orcs can't attack us and we can fire arrows continuously 'til they're all dead."
"'kay." The two sisters quickly scrambled up to the ledge and fulfilled their plan, until attention was drawn up there by a certain blond elf. Then they decided to join the ground crew. Luckily the battle ended not too long afterwards. Aragorn began to lift a supposedly dead Frodo off the ground and everyone except the girls grew melancholy.
"Come on!" Eleni cried. "Let's get outta here. They're still out there and majorly POed at us." Many of the fellowship turned to glare at her. "What?! He's not really dead yet!" As if on cue the hobbit awoke.
"He's alive!" Sam gasped.
"I just said that!" Eleni said moodily. "Now if I can give reasonable advice: Let's beat it before we're attacked yet again." Everyone clambered to their feet and jogged off towards the bridge. Though they made it much further than in the movie the red light and goblins still appeared.
"What is this new devilry?" Boromir asked.
"Tis a balrog, young dear." Lena said in a terrible imitation cross of Gandalf and a decrepit witch. Gandalf nodded, signifying to the fellowship that she was indeed right and they turned on their heels and ran in the other direction. Everyone regrouped at the stair way and Gandalf shoved Aragorn ahead of him.
"Lead them on, Aragorn! The bridge is near. Do as I say! Swords are no more use here!" Finally they reached the gap in the stairs.
"Good God!" Lena gasped, as Legolas jumped lightly across. "That things huge. How the hell'd he do that?"
"He's an effin' elf if you remember correctly."
"Yea...but-"
"No buts. Go!" Aragorn had signaled for them to go and Eleni pushed her sister forward. They gathered all their strength and leapt across barely making it. Boromir and Legolas caught them on the other side. The portion Aragorn and Frodo still stood on began to sway as it broke off from the rest.
"Lean forward."
"Hell no!" the hobbit shook his head.
"You have been hanging around the ladies too much." Aragorn said and he pushed him forward. Finally they approached the bridge. Legolas and Boromir lead the way across, with Merry, Pippin, and the ladies following. Frodo, Sam, Aragorn, and Gandalf brought up the rear.
"That—was one—majorly—freaky balance beam." Lena panted as she and Eleni made it to the other side.
"Don't you dare complain to me about balance beams! You're the gymnast of the group. Suck it up." At this point Gandalf fell.
"Eleni! Lena!" Legolas called. "Run!" The fellowship retreated.
Reviews: foofighters820: hello Dylan. Thanks for sayin hi.
gilrean aka sylph: I'm glad you like my writing. I am really sorry that this took so long, and I promise I'll try to be faster next time.
gymnastics101: thanks for another review.
Next update: Lothlorien
Quotes: Nope *checks over chapter and nods* yep I'm right. No quotes that I can see.
Author's Note: Again, sorry this one took so long. I plead innocent. It's schools fault.
Two Girls and a World in Confusion
Chapter 6: An Orc Battle and the *drumroll* the Bridge of Khazad-Dum
They sat there for another couple of hours while Frodo, discovered Gollum, had a deep conversation with and Gandalf, and then said wizard figured out which way to go.
"Ahh. It's this way."
"'bout time you figured it out." Eleni said. "Alzheimer's must be kicking in over time now that you've reached the 30,000 point." Lena poked her.
"Come on sis. You gotta control the need for blood. It'll only make your period worse."
"Shut up already!! You're not making things any easier." ~*~*~
"Behold! The great realm of the dwarven city of Dwarrowdelf." Gandalf said proudly, showing the Fellowship the massive hall.
"It looks shitty to me." Eleni said moodily. Everyone froze as the two glared at each other.
"Let us continue on." Gandalf said tentatively, but at that exact moment Gimli noticed the room holding Balin's tomb. He ran forward crying. The fellowship followed him into the room.
"Here lies Balin, son of Hundin, Lord of Moria. He is dead then. It is as I feared." When the wizard finished, Lena began making horror noises.
"Oooooooooooooo...we're all gonna die!" she screamed quietly and began running around in circles flicking the fellowship.
"That's enough!" Boromir, who oddly enough, seemed to be the most affected by Gimli's sorrow, pulled her aside. "Gimli just found out about the death of a loved one. If I killed Eleni I'm sure you'd want peace to grieve over her."
"No I'd be hell-bent on revenge. And once I kicked your ugly butt into the Cracks of Doom I'd beg mom and dad for her room and stuff." Pippin backed up fearfully at the insane look in Lena's eyes.
"God, she had way too many candy bars in her bag." Eleni said. "Beware of the hyperness. Beware!..." Pippin knocked the skeleton into the well and everyone started. "Shit! I forgot about that."
The drumming began, the men blocked the door, but eventually both orcs and cavetroll gained entrance. The battle began.
"No! I am not about to join those filthy dwarves dead on the floor." Eleni screamed, as multiple orcs attacked her. "I got my period and lotsa weapons. I'm gonna kick your ass boy." She quickly fought the orcs off and made her way over to Lena.
"Got a plan!?!" her sister yelled.
"No! You?!"
"No!"
"Well that's just great!" Eleni said as the exchange ended, then the light bulb clicked on. "Hey! You can still rock climb, right?"
"Yep!"
"Good. 'member the ledge Leggy gets on in the movie?"
"Yep!"
"We're going up there. The orcs can't attack us and we can fire arrows continuously 'til they're all dead."
"'kay." The two sisters quickly scrambled up to the ledge and fulfilled their plan, until attention was drawn up there by a certain blond elf. Then they decided to join the ground crew. Luckily the battle ended not too long afterwards. Aragorn began to lift a supposedly dead Frodo off the ground and everyone except the girls grew melancholy.
"Come on!" Eleni cried. "Let's get outta here. They're still out there and majorly POed at us." Many of the fellowship turned to glare at her. "What?! He's not really dead yet!" As if on cue the hobbit awoke.
"He's alive!" Sam gasped.
"I just said that!" Eleni said moodily. "Now if I can give reasonable advice: Let's beat it before we're attacked yet again." Everyone clambered to their feet and jogged off towards the bridge. Though they made it much further than in the movie the red light and goblins still appeared.
"What is this new devilry?" Boromir asked.
"Tis a balrog, young dear." Lena said in a terrible imitation cross of Gandalf and a decrepit witch. Gandalf nodded, signifying to the fellowship that she was indeed right and they turned on their heels and ran in the other direction. Everyone regrouped at the stair way and Gandalf shoved Aragorn ahead of him.
"Lead them on, Aragorn! The bridge is near. Do as I say! Swords are no more use here!" Finally they reached the gap in the stairs.
"Good God!" Lena gasped, as Legolas jumped lightly across. "That things huge. How the hell'd he do that?"
"He's an effin' elf if you remember correctly."
"Yea...but-"
"No buts. Go!" Aragorn had signaled for them to go and Eleni pushed her sister forward. They gathered all their strength and leapt across barely making it. Boromir and Legolas caught them on the other side. The portion Aragorn and Frodo still stood on began to sway as it broke off from the rest.
"Lean forward."
"Hell no!" the hobbit shook his head.
"You have been hanging around the ladies too much." Aragorn said and he pushed him forward. Finally they approached the bridge. Legolas and Boromir lead the way across, with Merry, Pippin, and the ladies following. Frodo, Sam, Aragorn, and Gandalf brought up the rear.
"That—was one—majorly—freaky balance beam." Lena panted as she and Eleni made it to the other side.
"Don't you dare complain to me about balance beams! You're the gymnast of the group. Suck it up." At this point Gandalf fell.
"Eleni! Lena!" Legolas called. "Run!" The fellowship retreated.
Reviews: foofighters820: hello Dylan. Thanks for sayin hi.
gilrean aka sylph: I'm glad you like my writing. I am really sorry that this took so long, and I promise I'll try to be faster next time.
gymnastics101: thanks for another review.
Next update: Lothlorien
Quotes: Nope *checks over chapter and nods* yep I'm right. No quotes that I can see.