Disclaimer: Same as the first chapter. If you didn't read the first chapter then...WHY ARE YOU HERE?!
Ok its time for chapter 2. Now we get into the meat of the story, attacking those oh so loveable Ham Hams. (Provide your own barf bags) Oh and a special treat for my friend, Dark Inu. (And to all those Yamcha fans out there, WHAT IS YOUR DEAL?!)
Chapter 2: The Mission
"Ahhh...how peaceful it is here without the boy's incessant jabbering." Vegeta thought to himself as he sat on top of his house in serene meditation. In the distance he could hear a car pulling up. He knew it would be Bulma. "How will she react to the boy being gone?" he wonders silently as the car pulls to a stop in front of the house. With a deftly smooth move he leaps from the roof to the driveway, landing silently in front of the car. To his surprise it is not Bulma who emerges from behind the wheel but Yamcha.
"Vegeta! There you are, something has happened to Trunks. We can't find him anywhere and his energy signal is gone!" Yamcha stammered.
"Stop your whining. I know this already. The boy was becoming a nuisance so I disposed of him. He was a disgrace to the saiyan race and deserved what he got." Vegeta stated with a smug grin.
Yamcha's worried face transformed instantly to an expression of deep scorn. "You can't just go around killing people because you don't like them. That isn't how things work around here, not while I'm here." Yamcha assumed a fighting stance.
"I've had enough of you as well. You are like a damn cockroach. No matter how many times we kill you they keep bringing you back out of habit. It is becoming rather annoying. YOU PRESENCE IS NO LONGER DESIRED CRETEN! DIE" Vegeta bellowed at the top of his lungs. But it was Yamcha who made the first move, flying head on at Vegeta. With one powerful swipe of his mighty hand Vegeta knocked Yamcha bodily through an enormous tree.
"You wont beat me so easily Vegeta," Yamcha stated as he slowly stands up amidst the wreckage of what used to be a very large tree.
"Oh really? You think you can beat me? You're not even worth my time," Vegeta stated. Then, picking up a small, round pebble about the size of a marble, Vegeta said, "Goodbye Yamcha. You will get along very well with those in the Home For Infinite Losers."
"Hey, wait, only evil people go to the HFIL..." Yamcha never finished that sentence, for at that moment a small, round pebble no larger than a marble was sent speeding through the front of his skull and out the back, leaving a clean hole through which blood flowed freely (in a very PG-13 sort of way )
"This night is all the more cheerful now that those too have been properly handled." Vegeta thought. Just then, the strange watch-like device he had obtained from that strange man began beeping. It was then that Vegeta noticed that instead of the watch's seconds increasing with the flow of time they were decreasing like some sort of timer. It was counting down and had only 12 seconds left. When the timer reached zero Vegeta's entire world melted away, literally! In its place a different one was draped around him. Then, the watch projected a holographic image of a woman. The hologram spoke to him. "Hello Vegeta. Nice to have you aboard."
"What is this rubbish? Where have you taken me?" Vegeta demanded. This world was much different from his.
"My name is Yukino, but you may call me chief, master, or 'Oh Supreme Ruler'. You are in the world of an Anime known as 'Hamtaro'."
"Hamtaro...feh...I already hate it" Vegeta muttered.
"Well that's good because you are not unlike millions of other people. This show is loathed by one and all so we have taken it upon ourselves to rid the world of its torturous images. We like your particularly vicious sense of justice, Vegeta. That is why we allowed you to become one of us."
"I work for no one. You cannot force me to do anything" Vegeta stated.
"I thought you would say that. That is why I am going to force you to do this for us. You see, until you complete your mission you will be stuck in that world. So unless you would like to live there for all eternity I suggest you get to it."
"What? Grrr.... Fine then. What is this mission?" Vegeta demanded, his patience wearing thin.
"It is quite simple actually. The mission only requires that you destroy Hamtaro. Any other Ham Hams you destroy are simply a bonus. Once you have destroyed Hamtaro a timer will activate on that watch. Once it hits zero you will be taken to a different place with a different mission."
"Fine. Lets get this over with" Vegeta said and the hologram disappeared. Just then, he heard a young girl speaking. She entered the room in which Vegeta stands and asked "Who are you sir? Oh never mind it doesn't matter, have you seen my hamster? His name is Hamtaro, I can't find him."
Vegeta smirked. "This is going to be easier than I thought," he smirked inwardly. "No I haven't seen him but I will help you look." Almost as soon as he said this a group of hamsters walked into the room from underneath a sofa.
"Oh there you are Hamtaro. And you have friends, wow. There sure are a lot of them." Vegeta, seeing these come into the room, walked over to the group. "Which one is Hamtaro little girl?" he asked.
"Here he is sir, isn't he cute?" she smiled and held up a light brown hamster.
Vegeta took him from her and held him at eye level. "Why yes he is quite cute," he said then dropped the hamster. It landed on the ground with a dull thud and lay there stunned. With a swift stomp Vegeta crushed the hamster violently. The girl screamed and the other hamsters raged at him. Vegeta ignored them and looked at his watch. The timer had started counting down from 60. A sharp pain in his ankle and shin alerted him that he was under attack. The girl had kicked him hard in the shin and the other hamsters were gnawing on his ankle. With a powerful serge of energy Vegeta transformed. Brushing his golden hair backwards out of his eyes, he looked down on the girl and hamsters with a smile. "Stupid child. This is what happens to those who challenge me." Vegeta flew upwards through the ceiling of the building and began gathering energy for a devastating attack. "Now you learn your lesson, give my regards to that oaf Yamcha. BIG BANG ATTACK!" He fired his blast down into the house. The force from the blast destroyed the girl and hamsters even before the blast detonated.
HA HA HA!!!! Ok, who's next? R & R tell me who you want to see taken care of. Pokemon, Card Captors Sakura, and Sponguebob are now on the list.
Ok its time for chapter 2. Now we get into the meat of the story, attacking those oh so loveable Ham Hams. (Provide your own barf bags) Oh and a special treat for my friend, Dark Inu. (And to all those Yamcha fans out there, WHAT IS YOUR DEAL?!)
Chapter 2: The Mission
"Ahhh...how peaceful it is here without the boy's incessant jabbering." Vegeta thought to himself as he sat on top of his house in serene meditation. In the distance he could hear a car pulling up. He knew it would be Bulma. "How will she react to the boy being gone?" he wonders silently as the car pulls to a stop in front of the house. With a deftly smooth move he leaps from the roof to the driveway, landing silently in front of the car. To his surprise it is not Bulma who emerges from behind the wheel but Yamcha.
"Vegeta! There you are, something has happened to Trunks. We can't find him anywhere and his energy signal is gone!" Yamcha stammered.
"Stop your whining. I know this already. The boy was becoming a nuisance so I disposed of him. He was a disgrace to the saiyan race and deserved what he got." Vegeta stated with a smug grin.
Yamcha's worried face transformed instantly to an expression of deep scorn. "You can't just go around killing people because you don't like them. That isn't how things work around here, not while I'm here." Yamcha assumed a fighting stance.
"I've had enough of you as well. You are like a damn cockroach. No matter how many times we kill you they keep bringing you back out of habit. It is becoming rather annoying. YOU PRESENCE IS NO LONGER DESIRED CRETEN! DIE" Vegeta bellowed at the top of his lungs. But it was Yamcha who made the first move, flying head on at Vegeta. With one powerful swipe of his mighty hand Vegeta knocked Yamcha bodily through an enormous tree.
"You wont beat me so easily Vegeta," Yamcha stated as he slowly stands up amidst the wreckage of what used to be a very large tree.
"Oh really? You think you can beat me? You're not even worth my time," Vegeta stated. Then, picking up a small, round pebble about the size of a marble, Vegeta said, "Goodbye Yamcha. You will get along very well with those in the Home For Infinite Losers."
"Hey, wait, only evil people go to the HFIL..." Yamcha never finished that sentence, for at that moment a small, round pebble no larger than a marble was sent speeding through the front of his skull and out the back, leaving a clean hole through which blood flowed freely (in a very PG-13 sort of way )
"This night is all the more cheerful now that those too have been properly handled." Vegeta thought. Just then, the strange watch-like device he had obtained from that strange man began beeping. It was then that Vegeta noticed that instead of the watch's seconds increasing with the flow of time they were decreasing like some sort of timer. It was counting down and had only 12 seconds left. When the timer reached zero Vegeta's entire world melted away, literally! In its place a different one was draped around him. Then, the watch projected a holographic image of a woman. The hologram spoke to him. "Hello Vegeta. Nice to have you aboard."
"What is this rubbish? Where have you taken me?" Vegeta demanded. This world was much different from his.
"My name is Yukino, but you may call me chief, master, or 'Oh Supreme Ruler'. You are in the world of an Anime known as 'Hamtaro'."
"Hamtaro...feh...I already hate it" Vegeta muttered.
"Well that's good because you are not unlike millions of other people. This show is loathed by one and all so we have taken it upon ourselves to rid the world of its torturous images. We like your particularly vicious sense of justice, Vegeta. That is why we allowed you to become one of us."
"I work for no one. You cannot force me to do anything" Vegeta stated.
"I thought you would say that. That is why I am going to force you to do this for us. You see, until you complete your mission you will be stuck in that world. So unless you would like to live there for all eternity I suggest you get to it."
"What? Grrr.... Fine then. What is this mission?" Vegeta demanded, his patience wearing thin.
"It is quite simple actually. The mission only requires that you destroy Hamtaro. Any other Ham Hams you destroy are simply a bonus. Once you have destroyed Hamtaro a timer will activate on that watch. Once it hits zero you will be taken to a different place with a different mission."
"Fine. Lets get this over with" Vegeta said and the hologram disappeared. Just then, he heard a young girl speaking. She entered the room in which Vegeta stands and asked "Who are you sir? Oh never mind it doesn't matter, have you seen my hamster? His name is Hamtaro, I can't find him."
Vegeta smirked. "This is going to be easier than I thought," he smirked inwardly. "No I haven't seen him but I will help you look." Almost as soon as he said this a group of hamsters walked into the room from underneath a sofa.
"Oh there you are Hamtaro. And you have friends, wow. There sure are a lot of them." Vegeta, seeing these come into the room, walked over to the group. "Which one is Hamtaro little girl?" he asked.
"Here he is sir, isn't he cute?" she smiled and held up a light brown hamster.
Vegeta took him from her and held him at eye level. "Why yes he is quite cute," he said then dropped the hamster. It landed on the ground with a dull thud and lay there stunned. With a swift stomp Vegeta crushed the hamster violently. The girl screamed and the other hamsters raged at him. Vegeta ignored them and looked at his watch. The timer had started counting down from 60. A sharp pain in his ankle and shin alerted him that he was under attack. The girl had kicked him hard in the shin and the other hamsters were gnawing on his ankle. With a powerful serge of energy Vegeta transformed. Brushing his golden hair backwards out of his eyes, he looked down on the girl and hamsters with a smile. "Stupid child. This is what happens to those who challenge me." Vegeta flew upwards through the ceiling of the building and began gathering energy for a devastating attack. "Now you learn your lesson, give my regards to that oaf Yamcha. BIG BANG ATTACK!" He fired his blast down into the house. The force from the blast destroyed the girl and hamsters even before the blast detonated.
HA HA HA!!!! Ok, who's next? R & R tell me who you want to see taken care of. Pokemon, Card Captors Sakura, and Sponguebob are now on the list.