Disclaimer: I don't own anything accept Eleni, Lena, and some of their smart-ass comments. I might add some new characters at the end. (Their parents, siblings, friends, etc.) There will be quotes from other movies. I will tell you the quote, movie, character, and actor at the end of the chapter.

Author's Note (DON'T SKIP!!! VERY IMPORTANT!!!): Another pretty fast update. Inspiration be vedy vedy good to me. Now none of you have answered my poll on my future stories. I got a Star Wars humor. A LOTR/SW crossover, Obi-Wan sucked into ME. And a LOTR action/adventure with a little romance. WHICH ONE!?!

Two Girls and a World in Confusion

Chapter 8: The Secret of the Kitchen

"Lena! Wake up!" Eleni whispered. She shook her sister hard, but to no avail. "Come on. Do I need to ask Frodo to french you?" Lena leapt to her feet with a look of fear on her face.

"No. That's really not necessary. I'm up."

"That's what I thought." Eleni turned, motioning for her sister to follow her. "I found this really awesome rope swing. It goes over this little stream thingie to some sorta private kitchen area. It's midnight snack time-Elvish style." She broke into a run. "Come on!"

A few minutes later they reached the swing. Sure enough, it went over a stream, but they were high up in the trees so the fall was extreme. Eleni took out a long whip, which she'd snagged from somewhere, and got hold of the natural rope.

"Where'd ya get that?" Lena asked. Eleni shrugged.

"It was lying on the ground outside of the guards' bunkrooms."

"Oh. Interesting." Lena said, raising an eyebrow. "So you've turned klepto?"

"No." Eleni laughed. "I'm 'borrowing' it. They have plenty. Come on, you go first." Eleni handed the rope to her sister, and Lena swung across.

"Catch!" Lena yelled, and threw the rope back. Eleni barely caught it, and swung across off balance.

"Ow!" she landed with a thud on the other side, rolling across the floor. "Damn it!" Lena laughed as her sister rubbed her head and clambered to her feet.

"Now, dear sister, I distinctly remember you mentioning food. Lead on!" Eleni pulled out two stools. Motioning for her sister to sit, she looked around the middle-earthy kitchenette, before finding bread.

"Oh, nummy." She smacked her lips. "I love bread!" she yanked a dagger out of her boot, and roughly cut the huge loaf in half. Lena grabbed her piece, as her sister was busy stuffing her face. Within three minutes they'd consumed two full loaves. "Now, for desert!" the two went in search of sweets and eventually came up with a chocolate cake, and two lemon pies. Total chaos broke out, and by the time the girls were done the kitchenette was a disaster. Worse still, the sounds of many footsteps were closing in.

"Umm. Time to go." Lena grabbed the whip and swung out for the rope. "Both of us!" she cried, knowing there wasn't time for two trips. They leapt onto the swing, but the rope, not expecting the sudden weight, crashed down mid-swing. The girls barely missed the stream, and tumbled to a stop at the feet of the Lothlorien guard.

"Shit." Eleni mumbled, looking around for escape. "Um…uh…" she struggled for words, but luckily Aragorn and Legolas came to their rescue.

"We'll deal with them." The ranger said stepping forward. He and Legolas pulled the two chocolate covered teens to their feet and dragged them back to camp. "Sit!" he ordered.

"We're sorry." Lena said.

"Don't hurt us." Eleni whimpered, at the same time. The elf and ranger glanced at each other, and laughed. After a few minutes they regained control of themselves and Legolas explained as Aragorn panted, holding a stitch in his side.

"It's okay.' He smiled, at the confused girls. "We raided that area one night too. It's the 'secret' kitchen for Galadriel and Celeborn. No children are allowed in without permission. We were lucky and didn't get caught, so we thought it was only fair to 'rescue' you."

"Oh." The two girls said, nodding slowly. "Thanks. Can we go to bed now?"

"I think that's a very good idea."

Reviews:

Lady Tolwen: Glad you liked it. Spread the word.

Hope(): Thanks. Glad you liked it. This chapter has been rolling around in my head for like forever. Your mention of food cravings finally brought it to the surface and forced me to write it down. THANK YOU! Lol. Hope you liked this one considering it was you who got me to do it.

LisaluvsLegolas: Yea…thanks for reading. I read and reviewed to your story. It had potential. Why the hell'd you screw it up!? Anyway, if you review to this was even sincere: no, none of the girls are going to end up with Leggy. The girl in another story I'm going to be posting will though. Read it if you want, when I post it.

Next update: Leaving Lothlorien (I think)

Quotes:

None that I can see.