Thanks to all those who enjoyed my fic and reviewed. and to all those who didn't enjoy it but still reviewed, what the hell is wrong with you? and of course, to all those who didn't like it and didn't review, I wrote this disclaimer specifically for you. Oh, and just so you all know Vegeta's thoughts will now be displayed in italics.
Disclaimer- ok here is the deal. i would like to apologize to all the people I may have offended by the utter annihilation of all previous anime characters as well as all future ones. I say that I would like to apologize, but I wont. Understand that even though I may have offended you by my writing it is only because I myself have been offended by those annoying and pointless anime characters who are being punished through my story. Therefore, I offer no apology, only an explanation. and if you don't like it, you can simply stop reading. that's just how I am. Aren't I just so funny? ok, now on with the story.
Chapter 3: Teen Titans
That whole inter-world traveling is extremely disorienting...
A flash of bright white light dissipates and reveals Vegeta, standing in the middle of a crowded street.
This is getting rather annoying. now I have to find whoever it is that deserves to die in this world. oh well, if all else fails i can just start killing people.
With that thought to comfort him and a smile on his face he begins walking through the street. Up ahead of the him the crash of a breaking window resonates throughout the block and six masked men run out of a jewelry store and hop into a generic looking van. An inner sense of justice flaring up inside him, Vegeta instinctively flies off into the path of the van which is already moving at around 70 miles per hour. The driver, seeing Vegeta in the way, attempts to frighten him out of the way by speeding up to 80 mph. Vegeta, smiling, extends his hand and catches the van with ease. Stunned, the six men crawl out of the wreckage of the van. Just then, five teenagers drop into the street and head off the thieves. A masked kid walks up to the front and apprehends the thieves.
From the way he walks, he is obviously the leader.
"Thank you citizen, for assisting in apprehending these villains. you are most appreciated." The masked one spoke.
How dare he speak to me as an equal. he may be good, but he is nothing compared to me. time for a reality check.
"I don't know who you think you are but NEVER address me as an equal. I am by far your superior and I will not have myself belittled by a CHILD!" Vegeta roared. A robot walks up to Vegeta and begins speaking.
"Hi, my name is..." he never finished. with a swift kick to the face Vegeta quickly separated the robot's head from his shoulders.
"As I said, never address me as an equal." Vegeta stated with a glare.
"HEY! its time for you to learn who you are dealing with. TEEN TITANS MOBILIZE!" The masked man leaps into the air and drops down in a flying kick. Vegeta, catching him by the foot, throws him head first into the floating girl with green eyes. The two collide into a skyscraper and the building collapses onto the two of them. Then, the green furry boy transformed into a large gorilla and pounds Vegeta on the top of his head. The force of the impact breaks The gorilla-man's hand. Then, grabbing the gorilla by the tail, vegeta hurls him into the sky and blasts him to pieces with a Gallick Gun. Then, the morbid girl who had been immobile the entire time walks up to Vegeta and surprisingly says "Heh. bout time someone put them in their place. I'm glad you came along. They were too...happy."
Hmm... this girl is not like the others. She has an eerie sense of justice and her alliances seem to be based simply on personal gain. I can appreciate that.
"I like you. You will be spared." Then, Vegeta flies off to find a place of solitude to spend the remaining time he has in the world of the Teen Titans. Just when he thought he was done he felt himself being blasted in the back. He turns around to see an enraged woman, glowing green, floating not ten feet from himself. He recognizes her as the one he had sent through a building earlier.
"You hurt my friends. You KILLED Robin. Now I must have my revenge." She said forcefully. "I am Starfire. Know my name villain." with that, she attacked.
"Shut your pathetic mouth cretin! You will die alongside your friends. I have had enough of you. NOW DIE!" Starfire flies headlong at Vegeta but he is ready for it. He swiftly dodges sideways and grabs her by the neck. With a gruesome twist of his wrist and flex of his arm he quickly snaps her neck and spine. Then, with a powerful swing, relieved her lifeless body of its head while sending the body careening into yet another large building.
I have had quite enough of this world already. And now I have blood on my armor. Might as well go attempt to clean it...
Still very annoyed at having to waste more of his life killing useless children coupled with the annoyance of having blood on his favorite armor, he flies off to find a river...and some dinner.
"What? Saiyans have to eat too." Vegeta says to the reader.
Goku pops in from absolutely nowhere and says "Yeah!" then leaves again just as mysteriously.
I had some fun with this one. Keep reviewing and telling me what you wanna see
Disclaimer- ok here is the deal. i would like to apologize to all the people I may have offended by the utter annihilation of all previous anime characters as well as all future ones. I say that I would like to apologize, but I wont. Understand that even though I may have offended you by my writing it is only because I myself have been offended by those annoying and pointless anime characters who are being punished through my story. Therefore, I offer no apology, only an explanation. and if you don't like it, you can simply stop reading. that's just how I am. Aren't I just so funny? ok, now on with the story.
Chapter 3: Teen Titans
That whole inter-world traveling is extremely disorienting...
A flash of bright white light dissipates and reveals Vegeta, standing in the middle of a crowded street.
This is getting rather annoying. now I have to find whoever it is that deserves to die in this world. oh well, if all else fails i can just start killing people.
With that thought to comfort him and a smile on his face he begins walking through the street. Up ahead of the him the crash of a breaking window resonates throughout the block and six masked men run out of a jewelry store and hop into a generic looking van. An inner sense of justice flaring up inside him, Vegeta instinctively flies off into the path of the van which is already moving at around 70 miles per hour. The driver, seeing Vegeta in the way, attempts to frighten him out of the way by speeding up to 80 mph. Vegeta, smiling, extends his hand and catches the van with ease. Stunned, the six men crawl out of the wreckage of the van. Just then, five teenagers drop into the street and head off the thieves. A masked kid walks up to the front and apprehends the thieves.
From the way he walks, he is obviously the leader.
"Thank you citizen, for assisting in apprehending these villains. you are most appreciated." The masked one spoke.
How dare he speak to me as an equal. he may be good, but he is nothing compared to me. time for a reality check.
"I don't know who you think you are but NEVER address me as an equal. I am by far your superior and I will not have myself belittled by a CHILD!" Vegeta roared. A robot walks up to Vegeta and begins speaking.
"Hi, my name is..." he never finished. with a swift kick to the face Vegeta quickly separated the robot's head from his shoulders.
"As I said, never address me as an equal." Vegeta stated with a glare.
"HEY! its time for you to learn who you are dealing with. TEEN TITANS MOBILIZE!" The masked man leaps into the air and drops down in a flying kick. Vegeta, catching him by the foot, throws him head first into the floating girl with green eyes. The two collide into a skyscraper and the building collapses onto the two of them. Then, the green furry boy transformed into a large gorilla and pounds Vegeta on the top of his head. The force of the impact breaks The gorilla-man's hand. Then, grabbing the gorilla by the tail, vegeta hurls him into the sky and blasts him to pieces with a Gallick Gun. Then, the morbid girl who had been immobile the entire time walks up to Vegeta and surprisingly says "Heh. bout time someone put them in their place. I'm glad you came along. They were too...happy."
Hmm... this girl is not like the others. She has an eerie sense of justice and her alliances seem to be based simply on personal gain. I can appreciate that.
"I like you. You will be spared." Then, Vegeta flies off to find a place of solitude to spend the remaining time he has in the world of the Teen Titans. Just when he thought he was done he felt himself being blasted in the back. He turns around to see an enraged woman, glowing green, floating not ten feet from himself. He recognizes her as the one he had sent through a building earlier.
"You hurt my friends. You KILLED Robin. Now I must have my revenge." She said forcefully. "I am Starfire. Know my name villain." with that, she attacked.
"Shut your pathetic mouth cretin! You will die alongside your friends. I have had enough of you. NOW DIE!" Starfire flies headlong at Vegeta but he is ready for it. He swiftly dodges sideways and grabs her by the neck. With a gruesome twist of his wrist and flex of his arm he quickly snaps her neck and spine. Then, with a powerful swing, relieved her lifeless body of its head while sending the body careening into yet another large building.
I have had quite enough of this world already. And now I have blood on my armor. Might as well go attempt to clean it...
Still very annoyed at having to waste more of his life killing useless children coupled with the annoyance of having blood on his favorite armor, he flies off to find a river...and some dinner.
"What? Saiyans have to eat too." Vegeta says to the reader.
Goku pops in from absolutely nowhere and says "Yeah!" then leaves again just as mysteriously.
I had some fun with this one. Keep reviewing and telling me what you wanna see