Disclaimer: I don't own anything accept Eleni, Lena, and some of their smart-ass comments. I might add some new characters at the end. (Their parents, siblings, friends, etc.) There will be quotes from other movies. I will tell you the quote, movie, character, and actor at the end of the chapter.

Author's Note (DON'T SKIP!!! VERY IMPORTANT!!!): i know this wasnt really fast. ive been caught up with school and other fics. this isnt one of my favorite chapters; it was alot more forced then the others.

Two Girls and a World in Confusion

Chapter 9: Leaving Lothlorien

The Fellowship began gathering their things to leave.

"Where are Eleni and Lena?" Pippin asked innocently while everyone but he and Merry loaded the boats. Aragorn and Legolas looked up then glanced at each other in silent agreement. They sprinted out of the clearing in the direction of the kitchen.

"Where are you going?!" Boromir called incredulously. "Just leave them."

"Continue loading. We'll be right back!" Within moments they were to the swing, which had been resurrected.

"You first." Aragorn said, eying it untrusting. Legolas laughed lightly.

"What are you afraid your weight will break it?" When Aragorn just glared at him he rolled his eyes and swung, with the ranger following immediately behind.

"Didn't you learn your lesson last time?" Aragorn hissed at the two teens they found. "There's an elven alarm in that door. You set it off coming in here."

"No. Actually we bypassed it. You guys set it off. But if you'll excuse us we need to leave now." Lena said.

"Yea. We wouldn't want to get in the way of your rightful punishments." Eleni and her sister cut the rope that held a pile of food over the head's of the astonished elf and ranger, and watched in glee as they were instantly coated with assorted items of food, before running for the back door they'd found.

The Lothlorien guard arrived at the fellowship's boats about 20 minutes later with their 'kitchen-raiding' prisoners. As soon as the hobbits saw Aragorn and Legolas they burst into uproarious laughter, leaning on each other for support. Both Boromir and Gimli managed a good chuckle as the already embarrassed two turned redder and redder with every passing second. Eleni and Lena high-fived each other and stuck their tongues out at them. At this Legolas completely lost it. He leapt forward with a strangled yell and the girls scampered into a boat, pushing of into the river.

"Get your butts back here right now!!!!" he screamed. The girls continued laughing.

"Come get us!" Eleni taunted. "Oh wait. I forgot snobby elves might be too good to going swimming." The entire fellowship piled into the three left over boats as Aragorn and Legolas waded out and began swimming furiously to reach the sisters. As Merry and Pippin's boat passed by them the hobbit's each took turns dunking the two.

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Lady Tolwen: posted the SW/LOTR xover. Posted another story too. Glad you like this story. Hope you like the others; but if you don't that's okay too. J

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