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Chapter 4: POKEMON
A familiar flash of light, a familiar uneasy stomach, and a familiar unfamiliarity find Vegeta in the world of Pokemon.
Feh... I guess the boy did do something for me after all. All those years of watching him obsess over this pathetic show has taught me a few things.
An earth-shattering explosion followed by the sound of three voices screaming "Team Rocket's Blasting off Again!" Force Vegeta to turn just as three bodies are hurled into him. The force of the collision, though formidable, is barely enough to make Vegeta flinch though the thought of someone being slammed into him is not something he is readily accepting of. "Get off me you oaf. Do you have any idea who you are dealing with?" Vegeta demanded.
"Umm... sorry man. It was those meddlesome twerps. If it wasn't for them then we would have been outta here with that Pikachu and the Boss would give a big raise. Damn that Ash, Brock, and Misty. Damn them to hell..." The cat said who Vegeta recognized as Meowth.
"Meowth!" The other two, Jessie and James screamed together.
"You can't say damn you dumb cat, this is a Children's show." James roared at Meowth.
"Yeah you dumbass cat" Jessie agreed and slammed Meowth over the head with a baseball bat that appeared seemingly from nowhere.
"Well you three have fun I need to go find those kids" and Vegeta walks off to go finish his work. He didn't have to go far before finding the three he seeks washing up at a river. "Well, it's amazing. I had oddly hoped to meet you three someday. The boy idolized you so therefore in his passing so his idols deserve to die. Prepare yourselves." Vegeta was not prone to giving warnings but seeing as how these were simple children he felt he must give them some sort of advantage.
"If it's a battle you want It's a battle you will have. GO PIKACHU!" Ash sent his Pikachu forward.
"Pikachu! Pika Pika!" Pikachu spoke.
"Shut up you foul creature." With that Vegeta used his super speed to get behind Pikachu and grab it by the neck.
"Pikachu, Thunder attack!" Pikachu quickly obeyed, firing a powerful Thunder attack. The shock barely phased Vegeta but merely managed to piss him off.
"How dare you hit me. You will pay!" With a roar Vegeta crushed the rodent's neck. Then, throwing an evil grin at Ash, he throws the lifeless body of the boys beloved companion to him. "Now it is your turn. hehehe...are you ready?"
"Not so fast you monster. Go Onyx!" Brock roars at Vegeta. With a powerful backhand Vegeta fells the rock snake easily.
"No you can't! Get him Starmie!" Misty Screams and releases her Starmie. It flies toward Vegeta in a tackle attack. Vegeta swats the Pokemon out of the air and into a tree where it explodes into a million fragments.
"Now stop playing around, time to die. Meet your destiny head on, don't you dare run from me." Then , not giving them a chance to run, Vegeta flies over to Brock and punches him squarely in the face. The effect is that Brock sustains a massive concussion, shattered nose, two black eyes, crushed skull, but amazingly does not die. He merely slips into a coma while laying on the ground. Then, before Brock even hits the ground, Vegeta is in the air again heading toward Misty. With a powerful downward fist smash he sends her head downward into the safety of her own ribcage but in the process her heart and most of her other vital organs are smashed to bits. Once again, before the body of his latest victim meets with the ground, he is off toward Ash. This time his prey is prepared. Quickly he releases all his Pokemon and they surround their fallen friends. "Perfect, you're making this easier for me. Now, how about I just kill you all with this one. BIG BANG ATTACK!!!" Then, preparing his most powerful attack, he says, " I am sickened by this entire planet. GOOD RIDDANCE!" With one powerful blast the planet was destroyed utterly.
Now, on the bright side this planet is finished but now I have to wait on the moon until my next mission. Oh well, at least I have a nice view of the sun from here. Mars too...
HA. Another chapter down. I'll keep on writing as long as you keep reviewing
Chapter 4: POKEMON
A familiar flash of light, a familiar uneasy stomach, and a familiar unfamiliarity find Vegeta in the world of Pokemon.
Feh... I guess the boy did do something for me after all. All those years of watching him obsess over this pathetic show has taught me a few things.
An earth-shattering explosion followed by the sound of three voices screaming "Team Rocket's Blasting off Again!" Force Vegeta to turn just as three bodies are hurled into him. The force of the collision, though formidable, is barely enough to make Vegeta flinch though the thought of someone being slammed into him is not something he is readily accepting of. "Get off me you oaf. Do you have any idea who you are dealing with?" Vegeta demanded.
"Umm... sorry man. It was those meddlesome twerps. If it wasn't for them then we would have been outta here with that Pikachu and the Boss would give a big raise. Damn that Ash, Brock, and Misty. Damn them to hell..." The cat said who Vegeta recognized as Meowth.
"Meowth!" The other two, Jessie and James screamed together.
"You can't say damn you dumb cat, this is a Children's show." James roared at Meowth.
"Yeah you dumbass cat" Jessie agreed and slammed Meowth over the head with a baseball bat that appeared seemingly from nowhere.
"Well you three have fun I need to go find those kids" and Vegeta walks off to go finish his work. He didn't have to go far before finding the three he seeks washing up at a river. "Well, it's amazing. I had oddly hoped to meet you three someday. The boy idolized you so therefore in his passing so his idols deserve to die. Prepare yourselves." Vegeta was not prone to giving warnings but seeing as how these were simple children he felt he must give them some sort of advantage.
"If it's a battle you want It's a battle you will have. GO PIKACHU!" Ash sent his Pikachu forward.
"Pikachu! Pika Pika!" Pikachu spoke.
"Shut up you foul creature." With that Vegeta used his super speed to get behind Pikachu and grab it by the neck.
"Pikachu, Thunder attack!" Pikachu quickly obeyed, firing a powerful Thunder attack. The shock barely phased Vegeta but merely managed to piss him off.
"How dare you hit me. You will pay!" With a roar Vegeta crushed the rodent's neck. Then, throwing an evil grin at Ash, he throws the lifeless body of the boys beloved companion to him. "Now it is your turn. hehehe...are you ready?"
"Not so fast you monster. Go Onyx!" Brock roars at Vegeta. With a powerful backhand Vegeta fells the rock snake easily.
"No you can't! Get him Starmie!" Misty Screams and releases her Starmie. It flies toward Vegeta in a tackle attack. Vegeta swats the Pokemon out of the air and into a tree where it explodes into a million fragments.
"Now stop playing around, time to die. Meet your destiny head on, don't you dare run from me." Then , not giving them a chance to run, Vegeta flies over to Brock and punches him squarely in the face. The effect is that Brock sustains a massive concussion, shattered nose, two black eyes, crushed skull, but amazingly does not die. He merely slips into a coma while laying on the ground. Then, before Brock even hits the ground, Vegeta is in the air again heading toward Misty. With a powerful downward fist smash he sends her head downward into the safety of her own ribcage but in the process her heart and most of her other vital organs are smashed to bits. Once again, before the body of his latest victim meets with the ground, he is off toward Ash. This time his prey is prepared. Quickly he releases all his Pokemon and they surround their fallen friends. "Perfect, you're making this easier for me. Now, how about I just kill you all with this one. BIG BANG ATTACK!!!" Then, preparing his most powerful attack, he says, " I am sickened by this entire planet. GOOD RIDDANCE!" With one powerful blast the planet was destroyed utterly.
Now, on the bright side this planet is finished but now I have to wait on the moon until my next mission. Oh well, at least I have a nice view of the sun from here. Mars too...
HA. Another chapter down. I'll keep on writing as long as you keep reviewing