Disclaimer: I don't own anything accept Eleni, Lena, and some of their smart-ass comments. I might add some new characters at the end. (Their parents, siblings, friends, etc.) There will be quotes from other movies. I will tell you the quote, movie, character, and actor at the end of the chapter.

Author's Note (DON'T SKIP!!! VERY IMPORTANT!!!): Slow. Slow. Very slow. Sorry, I have this summer camp thing I'm going to. Only one more week left so they should be faster. Should.

Two Girls and a World in Confusion

Chapter 10: Camping at the Anduin and the Introduction of Smores

Aragorn and Legolas climbed out of the boats they had managed to clamber into mid-river swim. They were still soppy wet, and while they weren't nearly as pissed as before they were by no means happy with the girls.

"Ranger dude!" Lena called. "We're going in the woods for a sec. Be back in a bit." Aragorn barely acknowledged her, but the teens left anyway.

"Lena, this is a good one." Eleni called to her sister, jumping out of the tree she'd been in, triumphantly holding a hobbit-sized marshmallow-roasting stick. Lena grabbed it from her place sitting on the ground, examined it and added it to their pile.

"Okay, that's 10 personal-sized mallow sticks. Let's head back."

Back at camp, the Hobbits had a good-sized fire going, and Sam was cooking fish for dinner. The girls came skipping out of the trees, each holding five sticks, Eleni humming unidentifiable campfire songs to herself.

"What have you been up to?" Aragorn asked, snatching the sticks away from them, making to throw them in the fire. Eleni dove for the sticks, catching them and crashing to the ground at Boromir's feet.

"Do you have any idea how much trouble I went through to get these?!" she growled at Aragorn, leaping to her feet. "You don't even know what this is, do you?" she asked, waving one under Aragorn's nose. "This is a personalized Ranger-sized marshmallow stick. Preparation for dessert, so you keep your paws off them."

After dinner, Eleni handed out the sticks while Lena made neat piles of the grahams and chocolate. Then Eleni carefully pushed a marshmallow onto each stick and told the group to put them in the fire.

"Now we only have 20 marshmallows, so we all get two; one for test, the other for the smore."

Pippin promptly lit his aflame fighting with Merry who'd done the same, until the flaming, melted marshmallows oozed off their sticks, burning their exposed toes. Legolas daintily removed his golden-brown marshmallow, pooping it lightly into his mouth as Gimli struggled to get his gooey mess into his mouth, getting much into his beard. He grumbled a bit, which sounded distinctly like 'Damn elf'. Legolas smirked. Both Aragorn and Boromir turned out blackened blobs. Aragorn finished his, having tasted worse things. Boromir took a tentative bite, making gagging noises, but finished his as well so as not to be outdone by a mere ranger. Frodo and Sam gobbled down their dark brown messes. Finally, Eleni and Lena, having many years of practice, were rewarded with perfectly toasted marshmallows, though each with her own distinct way of eating them. Lena sucked at hers, pulling it off the stick into her mouth. Eleni plucked it off, squishing it between her fingers, yanked it out from between them, before licking off the excess goo.

"Here ya go." Eleni said, handing out the second batch. "I'll do mine last. When you're done toasting, come here and I'll fix your smore." The reception to smores was well taken. Everyone seemed to enjoy them, though the group got a considerable amount of chocolate on them, including Legolas. Considerable in his case, being a small, thick smear across his left cheek.

"Those were delicious. Thanks." Legolas said, getting to his feet. He ruffled Eleni's hair. "Now I suggest you Mortals all get some sleep. We have a long day ahead of us tomorrow. I'll keep watch."

"I hate him." Eleni mumbled under her breath as she and her sister went to their sleep rolls. She tried to flatten her already fizzing hair, only succeeding in making it more staticy. "Damn perfect hair."

"Goodnight all." Lena called cheerfully, receiving a chorus of 'goodnight's and 'thank you's in return. Eleni kicked her.

Reviews:

championangel lightblade(): The elf and ranger needed to get in trouble eventually. This update was by no means quick. Sorry for the wait. Thanks for reading.

Lady Tolwen: Sorry!! I know this was slower than usual. I think its been a full month. Hope you like the smores.

Next update: probably next camp, you know, the battle with the uruk-hai camp scene thing. … wow. Anyone who understood this gets an A

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