Long before any of you were born, long before you're great
grandparents even existed, there was an island in the middle of the Pacific
called OZ. In that island lived a wizard, two fairies, and two witches.
They all occupied their own territories on the island, the two fairies took
north and south, the two witches took east and west, and the great and
powerful wizard controlled everything in the centre of the island. The
wizard hid himself and his lair where no one would ever be able to find
him.
In London, England, there was a debate on where to dump eleven tonnes of yellow bricks. It was either in the middle ocean, or the US. This debate has gone on for three months and it was still a deadlock. The queen of England wanted to dump it into the ocean cuz she didn't want then to get nuked. However, the other side of the debate said that it would be harmful to the marine animals inhabited there. And so, it went on...
"Please, we have to make a decision today!" pleaded the Queen of England
"Yes, we will, and the bricks will be dumped in the US." Cried the marine life loving party.
"NO! How many times do I have to say this?! We might make them mad and get nuked."
"That's bullshit! We don't even know whether they have nukes or not! We need to think of the fish and other life forms in the waters, what if you destroy the area where all the rare, one-of-a-kind, rainbow octopus lives."
"We can't take that chance! We're talking millions of lives in danger. Don't you think it's worth it to dump these bricks on some octopus that barely anyone has heard of to save millions of lives?"
"Um... I have a suggestion..." said a nerdy short person, "why don't we just dump these bricks in an area that needs them. I heard that this China is going to make another one of those giant wall thingies."
"NO!" Both parties protested.
"Why not?"
"Well... if we do... then..." the Queen started, "then...
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!!! While the Queen of England was explaining why they couldn't dump the bricks in China, a big truck with a very loud horn drove by and made a long, ear piercing honking noise.
... and that's why we can't dump it in China or any other country."
"Yeah... Good point..."
After countless hours of debating, they decided that everything was going to be determined by a coin toss.
"I call heads!" the Queen called out.
"I call tails."
The coin was flipping in the air slowly. Everyone leaned forward in their seats as the coin began to drop. Cling. The coin landed and everyone waited for it to stop spinning.
"Don't flip the coin so high next time." The Queen complained.
"Well, sor-ry." Said the nerdy short kid sarcastically.
"Shut up you two, the coin is stopping."
They all turned to the coin and stared as it slowed down. The coin finally spun to as stop. It was heads.
"YES!! In your face! Who's your daddy... who's your daddy..." mocked the queen, doing a little jig.
"Okay, you win, we lost, dump it in the waters, but PLEASE don't kill the octopus."
"Yeah, yeah, whatever..." the queen said, "Hey! You told me to shut up back there didn't you? Never tell the queen to shut up. Just for that, I'm going to dump fourteen tonnes of emerald with all these bricks"
The next day, the queen's orders were out. Thirty airplanes will be flown into the middle of the Pacific and dump the useless bricks and emeralds into the water. The pilots did what they were told, however, all these useless bricks and emerald landed on the Island of OZ.
"Holy shit!" cried the wicked witch of the west while flying on her broom, "it's raining bricks and emeralds"
"Still sticking with tradition eh? You should get one of these," said the wicked witch of the east pointing at her new Swifer Wet-Jet, "and it's twice as fast, and it cleans faster."
"Oh shut up you two. Can't you see, it's a sign from the heavens that we should build a realm where people could settle in." said the fairy of the north.
"Hey, I know..." said the fairy of the south, "we should make this big city right where the wizard lives with all this emerald and a road that leads to it with all these yellow bricks. Just to piss the him off."
"Great idea!" they all agreed.
So the four of them whipped up some magic and built a huge city with emerald with a yellow brick road leading to it.
"WHO DARES TO REVEAL MY HIDING PLACE?!" the wizard's voice boomed. "I BET IT WAS THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST!"
ZZZZzzzzzzz A beam of light surrounded the witch of the east and fried her to a crisp.
Ouch...the south fairy thought. At this sight, they all fled to the north where they met at the north fairy's place.
"You caused my sister to die... I will avenge her death one day... just you wait... north fairy..."
"But it was her idea!" said the north fairy, pointing to her sister.
"It was... uh... an accident..."
"Whatever... I'm just going to kill you both... someday..."
Fifty years later, the Island of OZ stayed the same, still with the two fairies, the witch, and the powerful wizard. No one dared to do anything to the wizard again.
Somewhere in England, a number of midgets were trying to escape the country because of persecution. They all got on a boat and since none of them knew how to use the engine, and none of them were able to reach the oars, they slowly drifted out into the ocean. They waited day and night to reach land, until one day, they saw the island of OZ. Fortunately for them, the current of the sea carried them safely to the island. They decided to take refuge there for the rest of their lives. The fairies took them to their land, but some were captured by the wicked witch and were turned into evil flying monkeys. Some of them established a community in the eastern area where no one ruled them. And the rest of them went in the middle of the island, and took shelter in the emerald castle, serving the wizard.
In London, England, there was a debate on where to dump eleven tonnes of yellow bricks. It was either in the middle ocean, or the US. This debate has gone on for three months and it was still a deadlock. The queen of England wanted to dump it into the ocean cuz she didn't want then to get nuked. However, the other side of the debate said that it would be harmful to the marine animals inhabited there. And so, it went on...
"Please, we have to make a decision today!" pleaded the Queen of England
"Yes, we will, and the bricks will be dumped in the US." Cried the marine life loving party.
"NO! How many times do I have to say this?! We might make them mad and get nuked."
"That's bullshit! We don't even know whether they have nukes or not! We need to think of the fish and other life forms in the waters, what if you destroy the area where all the rare, one-of-a-kind, rainbow octopus lives."
"We can't take that chance! We're talking millions of lives in danger. Don't you think it's worth it to dump these bricks on some octopus that barely anyone has heard of to save millions of lives?"
"Um... I have a suggestion..." said a nerdy short person, "why don't we just dump these bricks in an area that needs them. I heard that this China is going to make another one of those giant wall thingies."
"NO!" Both parties protested.
"Why not?"
"Well... if we do... then..." the Queen started, "then...
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!!! While the Queen of England was explaining why they couldn't dump the bricks in China, a big truck with a very loud horn drove by and made a long, ear piercing honking noise.
... and that's why we can't dump it in China or any other country."
"Yeah... Good point..."
After countless hours of debating, they decided that everything was going to be determined by a coin toss.
"I call heads!" the Queen called out.
"I call tails."
The coin was flipping in the air slowly. Everyone leaned forward in their seats as the coin began to drop. Cling. The coin landed and everyone waited for it to stop spinning.
"Don't flip the coin so high next time." The Queen complained.
"Well, sor-ry." Said the nerdy short kid sarcastically.
"Shut up you two, the coin is stopping."
They all turned to the coin and stared as it slowed down. The coin finally spun to as stop. It was heads.
"YES!! In your face! Who's your daddy... who's your daddy..." mocked the queen, doing a little jig.
"Okay, you win, we lost, dump it in the waters, but PLEASE don't kill the octopus."
"Yeah, yeah, whatever..." the queen said, "Hey! You told me to shut up back there didn't you? Never tell the queen to shut up. Just for that, I'm going to dump fourteen tonnes of emerald with all these bricks"
The next day, the queen's orders were out. Thirty airplanes will be flown into the middle of the Pacific and dump the useless bricks and emeralds into the water. The pilots did what they were told, however, all these useless bricks and emerald landed on the Island of OZ.
"Holy shit!" cried the wicked witch of the west while flying on her broom, "it's raining bricks and emeralds"
"Still sticking with tradition eh? You should get one of these," said the wicked witch of the east pointing at her new Swifer Wet-Jet, "and it's twice as fast, and it cleans faster."
"Oh shut up you two. Can't you see, it's a sign from the heavens that we should build a realm where people could settle in." said the fairy of the north.
"Hey, I know..." said the fairy of the south, "we should make this big city right where the wizard lives with all this emerald and a road that leads to it with all these yellow bricks. Just to piss the him off."
"Great idea!" they all agreed.
So the four of them whipped up some magic and built a huge city with emerald with a yellow brick road leading to it.
"WHO DARES TO REVEAL MY HIDING PLACE?!" the wizard's voice boomed. "I BET IT WAS THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST!"
ZZZZzzzzzzz A beam of light surrounded the witch of the east and fried her to a crisp.
Ouch...the south fairy thought. At this sight, they all fled to the north where they met at the north fairy's place.
"You caused my sister to die... I will avenge her death one day... just you wait... north fairy..."
"But it was her idea!" said the north fairy, pointing to her sister.
"It was... uh... an accident..."
"Whatever... I'm just going to kill you both... someday..."
Fifty years later, the Island of OZ stayed the same, still with the two fairies, the witch, and the powerful wizard. No one dared to do anything to the wizard again.
Somewhere in England, a number of midgets were trying to escape the country because of persecution. They all got on a boat and since none of them knew how to use the engine, and none of them were able to reach the oars, they slowly drifted out into the ocean. They waited day and night to reach land, until one day, they saw the island of OZ. Fortunately for them, the current of the sea carried them safely to the island. They decided to take refuge there for the rest of their lives. The fairies took them to their land, but some were captured by the wicked witch and were turned into evil flying monkeys. Some of them established a community in the eastern area where no one ruled them. And the rest of them went in the middle of the island, and took shelter in the emerald castle, serving the wizard.