(ESTABLISHING SHOT: The Possible House)
(Cut to the interior. KIM and RON eat leftover pizza while they watch TV)
KIM: Thanks for helping me through shopping, Ron.
RON: Oh, it was no big. (RON smiles) I got to say it! I finally got to say it!
KIM: Yeah, yeah. Let's see what's on TV.
(KIM turns on the TV)
TV: Hooper X and Larry Beale, except for one major detail, don't they seem almost exactly alike?
(KIM changes the channel)
TV: Welcome to Family Freak Out.
KIM: Ugh, what a waste of air time.
RON: Hey, look, a squirrel.
(KIM changes the channel)
TV: Rooftop hockey, only on ESPN.
(KIM changes the channel)
RON: Hey, I was gonna watch that.
KIM: It's not real hockey.
RON: Yeah, but with the season over until next year I have to take anything I can get.
KIM: Whatever.
TV: Don't have a cow, have a cookie with "Sister, Sister."
KIM: I still don't know what that means.
(KIM changes the channel)
TV: And now, "Lizzie McGuire."
RON: Man, there's never anything good on.
(Cut to Smarty-Mart, Philadelphia)
(Cut to the darkened backroom. FRUGAL LUCRE is setting up a camera)
FRUGAL: Yes, this is going to work. My best plan yet. And no one will be able to stop me. I go live in 3...2...1...
(Cut back to KIM and RON watching TV)
RON: This is a great movie, I can't wait to see the end of this.
KIM: I know. I've never seen it before.
TV: Now, the thrilling conclusion of The Fugitive.
(Cut to the TV. The movie is just starting, when the image disappears and is replaced by FRUGAL LUCRE)
FRUGAL: Greetings, world.
(Cut back to KIM and RON)
RON and KIM: Nooooooooooooooo!
(Cut back to the TV)
FRUGAL: That's right, I have returned. Now listen closely. Unless you all mail me one hundred dollars apiece I will strike. Yes, one hundred dollars a piece. You could have gotten off easy before with a mere dollar per person, but you refused to cooperate. Now, due to inflation, the price has gone up. Now, mail me your money, or else...
(The image of FRUGAL disappears and the end credits are being shown for *The Fugitive*)
(Cut to KIM and RON)
KIM: Awe, man. I thought we were finished with him.
RON: He made us miss the movie! He made us miss the movie! I don't believe this!
KIM: Well, come on. Let's go do what we do.
RON: Frugal Lucre, you're gonna pay.
(Cut to the interior. KIM and RON eat leftover pizza while they watch TV)
KIM: Thanks for helping me through shopping, Ron.
RON: Oh, it was no big. (RON smiles) I got to say it! I finally got to say it!
KIM: Yeah, yeah. Let's see what's on TV.
(KIM turns on the TV)
TV: Hooper X and Larry Beale, except for one major detail, don't they seem almost exactly alike?
(KIM changes the channel)
TV: Welcome to Family Freak Out.
KIM: Ugh, what a waste of air time.
RON: Hey, look, a squirrel.
(KIM changes the channel)
TV: Rooftop hockey, only on ESPN.
(KIM changes the channel)
RON: Hey, I was gonna watch that.
KIM: It's not real hockey.
RON: Yeah, but with the season over until next year I have to take anything I can get.
KIM: Whatever.
TV: Don't have a cow, have a cookie with "Sister, Sister."
KIM: I still don't know what that means.
(KIM changes the channel)
TV: And now, "Lizzie McGuire."
RON: Man, there's never anything good on.
(Cut to Smarty-Mart, Philadelphia)
(Cut to the darkened backroom. FRUGAL LUCRE is setting up a camera)
FRUGAL: Yes, this is going to work. My best plan yet. And no one will be able to stop me. I go live in 3...2...1...
(Cut back to KIM and RON watching TV)
RON: This is a great movie, I can't wait to see the end of this.
KIM: I know. I've never seen it before.
TV: Now, the thrilling conclusion of The Fugitive.
(Cut to the TV. The movie is just starting, when the image disappears and is replaced by FRUGAL LUCRE)
FRUGAL: Greetings, world.
(Cut back to KIM and RON)
RON and KIM: Nooooooooooooooo!
(Cut back to the TV)
FRUGAL: That's right, I have returned. Now listen closely. Unless you all mail me one hundred dollars apiece I will strike. Yes, one hundred dollars a piece. You could have gotten off easy before with a mere dollar per person, but you refused to cooperate. Now, due to inflation, the price has gone up. Now, mail me your money, or else...
(The image of FRUGAL disappears and the end credits are being shown for *The Fugitive*)
(Cut to KIM and RON)
KIM: Awe, man. I thought we were finished with him.
RON: He made us miss the movie! He made us miss the movie! I don't believe this!
KIM: Well, come on. Let's go do what we do.
RON: Frugal Lucre, you're gonna pay.