Summer Camp
Summary: Rita's first few days of Summer Camp have so far been...horrible. In this chapter she competes with Lucy to gain back her crush's attention and show the other summer campers she WILL pass summer camp! (¾)
Humor/Romance Written through July 27 (2003!) and Rated IGKYA for I'm Gonna Kick Your Ass!!
A/N: I found out the outline to a true story. Changes may apply because I haven't written in SOO long. Enjoy!
Rita woke up early ready for a days work. She got up and put on her army shirt she made while back in Rainbow Town, and took her shovel, axe, and net and put them in her pocket. She then decided to take everything back off and take a shower. After an hour she was ready again, and decided to wake the rest up.
"yawn Good Morning Rita!" Daisy said with a smelly smile.
"Hey! Ready for a hardcore, competitive, but friendly, day, Lucy?" Rita asked with a slight twitch in her eye.
"Yup! Oh I better head over to, err... my partners cabin to see if he's ready!" she said quickly putting on her clothes.
Yea you better Rita thought. Today she better be ready for the most dirtiest, hurtfulest day of her short life.
Everyone headed down the center part of the camp waiting for the Camp Leader to give them their instructions.
"GOOOOOOOOD MORNING CAMPERS!!!" a voice said from a microphone. It was their camp leader, Mrs. Medway. She came down to the stage and started telling them about their day's work. "Now listen up campers! This week marks the first week of your camping trip here. You will learn today about using ordinary forest items as daily household items. First off, you all will be lead into the forest to pick up anything that seems useful in making a daily object. You will then report back to your camp tables over there, and start making things. In the final week in camp, you will be awarded for anything you do well. Now follow your partners into the forest and begin!!" she explained
Everyone set out into the forest picking up rocks, twigs, dirt and other things they could find. Well, that is everyone except, Lucy. She and...uh... her partner, were alone by a tree.
"Err, you know, your name is so exotic, I keep forgetting it, so I'll call you...Ben" Lucy said to 'Ben'.
"Suit yourself" 'Ben' said bending down picking up rocks and dropping them in his bag. "Hey look!" he said pointing up. "A bee's nest! Lets try to get it down." he said looking back at her.
"But honey, why?" Lucy said holding onto her sunhat as the wind blew.
"It'll be cool! We can take the honey out and eat it!" he said putting on foot onto the tree trunk.
"Oh dear, I forgot to bring my eating utensils!" Lucy said trying to avoid any work.
"Ah, come on!" he said climbing the tree. He sat on the branch and leaned over and flicked the bee's nest with his hand. The nest then fell onto Lucy's head and she started to scream.
"AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Get this ((censored)) thing of my ((censored)) head!!!!!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!" she screamed.
After a long hike and a long time waiting for the ambulance, Lucy was back out in the forest, this time wearing those thingys that you put on your head so the bees cant get you. She walked up to 'Ben' and struggled a smile out.
"Hey hun!" Lucy said.
"Wow you look like you got stung by a million..."
"BEES??!?!?!?!?!?" she yelled "sigh Don't worry honey I forgive you, and this time I came prepared!" she said pointing to her hat thing.
"Well well well, looks like you couldn't stand the tough work, Lucy." said Rita walking towards them with her sleeves rolled up and two black painted strips under her eyes (like the ones army people wear). "Unlike you, I was able to get most of the items in the Summer Camper Perfect Guide to...Perfectness." she said opening her bag and lifting up a book. They both peeked into her bag and saw a whole bunch of rocks leaves and parts of tree bark.
"Wow" 'Ben' said staring at her and her pinkish purplish bluish hair.
"Uh, Ben! Well Ms. Icandoeverythingbecauseihaveastupidbookandhavearmyshirtandcamouflage, Ben and me were about to go into the deep forest to find the rare bird feather, the uh," she said taking Rita's book, "the red one!" she said.
"We were?" 'Ben' said confused.
"Oh, um..." Rita put her finger on her lip
"Hmm!"
"Well suit yourself, hope the ware wolfs don't get you! Oh and watch out for Petey!" Rita said turning around.
"Petey?" Both 'Ben' and Lucy said.
"Yea, you know Petey, the owl who failed Summer Camp three times and wonders around the deep woods all day and night living on dead birds and is dieing for some human flesh." she lied. Well, she didn't really lie. She told the exact truth except for the failed Summer Camp three times part. He failed it 5 times. The last two times he thought he almost passed.
"Uh! Come on Benny, she's lying." she said to the now shaking 'Ben'. They turned around, 'Ben' looking at Rita with his, 'please save me' look.
"Well bye-bye now! Y'all come back now ya hear!" Rita said spotting a rock she hadn't collected.
Everyone was back at center camp, everyone but Lucy and friend, making things with what they collected.
"Look Rita! I made a cup by carving this piece of bark we collected!" said Daisy holding up a crooked cup that was amazingly carved.
"Wow! That's so cool! We're definitely gonna get an award now!" Rita said. She was feeling better now and much happier that Daisy was her partner. They were definitely going to pass Summer Camp.
"Ladies and Germs! Hopefully everyone has at least create something useful today! If not you can always work on it in your cabins!" the camp leader announced. "Tomorrow marks the first day of week two! You will report to the center camp same time, have a good night!" (A/N: I had to end the week quickly ok!?!?)
"Hey where's Lucy and her partner?" Tom Cat asked.
"Huh? I thought they'd be here by now.." said Daisy
"Ha!! Suckers probably got lost in the deep forest" Rita chucked. Right then, Lucy came stomping out of the forest with twig and dirt in her hair, yellow on her blouse, and a happy 'Ben perfectly clean behind her.
"Wasn't that fun Lucy? All the mud and bugs?" 'Ben' said
"uh!! I mean, yea!" Lucy said as a bee flew out under her dress
"Ha!" Rita said.
Well that it! Like? Hate? Tell me in a review! Oh by the way, there are gonna be more than 4 chapters maybe 5 or 6...sorry....bye! REVIEW! BOB THE DARK RED GOLFISH SAYS SO!
Summary: Rita's first few days of Summer Camp have so far been...horrible. In this chapter she competes with Lucy to gain back her crush's attention and show the other summer campers she WILL pass summer camp! (¾)
Humor/Romance Written through July 27 (2003!) and Rated IGKYA for I'm Gonna Kick Your Ass!!
A/N: I found out the outline to a true story. Changes may apply because I haven't written in SOO long. Enjoy!
Rita woke up early ready for a days work. She got up and put on her army shirt she made while back in Rainbow Town, and took her shovel, axe, and net and put them in her pocket. She then decided to take everything back off and take a shower. After an hour she was ready again, and decided to wake the rest up.
"yawn Good Morning Rita!" Daisy said with a smelly smile.
"Hey! Ready for a hardcore, competitive, but friendly, day, Lucy?" Rita asked with a slight twitch in her eye.
"Yup! Oh I better head over to, err... my partners cabin to see if he's ready!" she said quickly putting on her clothes.
Yea you better Rita thought. Today she better be ready for the most dirtiest, hurtfulest day of her short life.
Everyone headed down the center part of the camp waiting for the Camp Leader to give them their instructions.
"GOOOOOOOOD MORNING CAMPERS!!!" a voice said from a microphone. It was their camp leader, Mrs. Medway. She came down to the stage and started telling them about their day's work. "Now listen up campers! This week marks the first week of your camping trip here. You will learn today about using ordinary forest items as daily household items. First off, you all will be lead into the forest to pick up anything that seems useful in making a daily object. You will then report back to your camp tables over there, and start making things. In the final week in camp, you will be awarded for anything you do well. Now follow your partners into the forest and begin!!" she explained
Everyone set out into the forest picking up rocks, twigs, dirt and other things they could find. Well, that is everyone except, Lucy. She and...uh... her partner, were alone by a tree.
"Err, you know, your name is so exotic, I keep forgetting it, so I'll call you...Ben" Lucy said to 'Ben'.
"Suit yourself" 'Ben' said bending down picking up rocks and dropping them in his bag. "Hey look!" he said pointing up. "A bee's nest! Lets try to get it down." he said looking back at her.
"But honey, why?" Lucy said holding onto her sunhat as the wind blew.
"It'll be cool! We can take the honey out and eat it!" he said putting on foot onto the tree trunk.
"Oh dear, I forgot to bring my eating utensils!" Lucy said trying to avoid any work.
"Ah, come on!" he said climbing the tree. He sat on the branch and leaned over and flicked the bee's nest with his hand. The nest then fell onto Lucy's head and she started to scream.
"AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Get this ((censored)) thing of my ((censored)) head!!!!!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!" she screamed.
After a long hike and a long time waiting for the ambulance, Lucy was back out in the forest, this time wearing those thingys that you put on your head so the bees cant get you. She walked up to 'Ben' and struggled a smile out.
"Hey hun!" Lucy said.
"Wow you look like you got stung by a million..."
"BEES??!?!?!?!?!?" she yelled "sigh Don't worry honey I forgive you, and this time I came prepared!" she said pointing to her hat thing.
"Well well well, looks like you couldn't stand the tough work, Lucy." said Rita walking towards them with her sleeves rolled up and two black painted strips under her eyes (like the ones army people wear). "Unlike you, I was able to get most of the items in the Summer Camper Perfect Guide to...Perfectness." she said opening her bag and lifting up a book. They both peeked into her bag and saw a whole bunch of rocks leaves and parts of tree bark.
"Wow" 'Ben' said staring at her and her pinkish purplish bluish hair.
"Uh, Ben! Well Ms. Icandoeverythingbecauseihaveastupidbookandhavearmyshirtandcamouflage, Ben and me were about to go into the deep forest to find the rare bird feather, the uh," she said taking Rita's book, "the red one!" she said.
"We were?" 'Ben' said confused.
"Oh, um..." Rita put her finger on her lip
"Hmm!"
"Well suit yourself, hope the ware wolfs don't get you! Oh and watch out for Petey!" Rita said turning around.
"Petey?" Both 'Ben' and Lucy said.
"Yea, you know Petey, the owl who failed Summer Camp three times and wonders around the deep woods all day and night living on dead birds and is dieing for some human flesh." she lied. Well, she didn't really lie. She told the exact truth except for the failed Summer Camp three times part. He failed it 5 times. The last two times he thought he almost passed.
"Uh! Come on Benny, she's lying." she said to the now shaking 'Ben'. They turned around, 'Ben' looking at Rita with his, 'please save me' look.
"Well bye-bye now! Y'all come back now ya hear!" Rita said spotting a rock she hadn't collected.
Everyone was back at center camp, everyone but Lucy and friend, making things with what they collected.
"Look Rita! I made a cup by carving this piece of bark we collected!" said Daisy holding up a crooked cup that was amazingly carved.
"Wow! That's so cool! We're definitely gonna get an award now!" Rita said. She was feeling better now and much happier that Daisy was her partner. They were definitely going to pass Summer Camp.
"Ladies and Germs! Hopefully everyone has at least create something useful today! If not you can always work on it in your cabins!" the camp leader announced. "Tomorrow marks the first day of week two! You will report to the center camp same time, have a good night!" (A/N: I had to end the week quickly ok!?!?)
"Hey where's Lucy and her partner?" Tom Cat asked.
"Huh? I thought they'd be here by now.." said Daisy
"Ha!! Suckers probably got lost in the deep forest" Rita chucked. Right then, Lucy came stomping out of the forest with twig and dirt in her hair, yellow on her blouse, and a happy 'Ben perfectly clean behind her.
"Wasn't that fun Lucy? All the mud and bugs?" 'Ben' said
"uh!! I mean, yea!" Lucy said as a bee flew out under her dress
"Ha!" Rita said.
Well that it! Like? Hate? Tell me in a review! Oh by the way, there are gonna be more than 4 chapters maybe 5 or 6...sorry....bye! REVIEW! BOB THE DARK RED GOLFISH SAYS SO!