A/N: well here we've come to chapter 9...The long awaited final round....well let's get started with it...oh and I'm so glad that you guys liked chapter 8; thanks to all of you who've reviewed....now on with the show....
Battle of the Bands:
Chapter 9: Finding Nemo and The Final Round
Head Dormitories: More Specifically Draco's Room...
The next morning after round two Hermione awoke to the comfortable feeling of two arms around her waist. She rolled on her other side gently to face her blonde Slytherin angel as he still slept peacefully. "Good morning sunshine," she said as she placed a good morning kiss on his forehead. His eyes slowly fluttered open, and he smiled as he whispered, "Good Morning," back. She just smiled brightly at him. He drew her closer to him, "So, what do you want to do so early on a Sunday morning, Love?" He asked as the two of them lay on his bed staring up at his canopy which at the present time was bewitched to look like the morning sunrise.
Hermione bit her lip at his question as she remembered that today she had to go talk with Ginny, "Oh yeah about that, um I think Ginny knows about us." Draco didn't move his eyes from the canopy, "I figured she did. She mentioned it kind of at the talent show." Hermione nodded as she got out of the bed (with all her clothes on from yesterday, mind you.). "Well I need to go find her before she accidentally slips to everyone, or worse Harry and Ron before we're ready. I'll see you later." The two shared one last kiss, and then Hermione ran tot her room to get changed. However, Draco did what most normal teenage boys did on a Sunday at 7 in the morning; he fell back asleep.
Gryffindor Common Room...
Hermione walked quickly to the Gryffindor common room in search of the youngest Weasley. As walked through the portrait door she spotted Ron and Harry in an intense game of Exploding Snaps, and little Ginny reading up on her gossip and such with a Quibbler in hand. Hermione decided to take this moment to steal her away by grabbing her long sleeve and dragging her up to the 6th year girls' dormitories. "What the hell...o to you to Mione." Ginny said as Hermione finished shoving her into the dormitory. "You didn't tell Harry or Ron did you?" the slightly worried brunette asked. Ginny just put on a face of slight offense as she straightened her shirt, "You saw Malfoy in one piece didn't you? Besides last night I said I wouldn't say anything, so what makes you think I have?" Hermione shook her head the younger girl, "nothing, nothing, I guess I'm just nervous because I don't want word to get out yet." Ginny nodded at the older girl as she sat on her bed, "Hermione I won't say a word, but I do need to know, are you happy?"
Hermione sat on the bed in front of the little red head, "Yes Gin, for the first time in a really long time I am really happy, but now let me ask you a question." Gin looked at her curiously, "Shoot." "Ok, how long have you known about me and Malfoy?" "Well, I had suspicions the day you left the hospital wing when you and Malfoy broke up our fight. I thought something might be up because instead of starting to fight with one another you two seemed to be working together. Then more suspicions were aroused when I saw you two in the library and he was whispering something in your ear, and you missy, blushed. Then finally all my suspicions were confirmed when I returned your arithmancy book that you left Friday, which I still have yet to hear a thank you for, and I spotted you two sleeping like little babies on the couch together."
After Ginny finished her explaining Hermione sat in shock, "well um...thanks for returning my book, and jeez I had no idea that I was this obvious if you figured it out then I'm sure Harry or Ron did too." Ginny shook her head, "Mione, aren't you forgetting that it's Ron and Harry, positively the thickest boys on the planet?" Hermione laughed lightly at this, "but anyway Mione, I have another question for you. Why Malfoy? I know he's a sexy beast and all that, but why him?" Ginny stared intently at her in waiting for a reply.
Hermione took a deep breath as she knew she'd need it, "Well, he started to show me something that day in the hospital wing, but I couldn't figure out what it was. He had opened up and shared his feelings to me...about me. It was then that I saw something different in him. It was then that we decided to get to know one another...Then as days passed and the more we talked and the more I found myself with this feeling inside that I couldn't explain because I never felt it before. But anyway then he shared something really personal with me about his life and even gave me some advice, and that's when I realized what he was trying to show me all along, "Ginny was staring very intensely at her now, "what? What was he showing you?" Hermione smiled thoughtfully at her best friend, "A side of him that nobody even knows was there...Then last night he apologized for all those years of hell he put me through in the only way he could...his song. I will never ever forget last night."
Ginny smiled slyly at Hermione, "What do you exactly mean by that Mione?" She wiggled her eyebrows suggestively. Hermione looked appalled at her friend implying that something like that happened, and whacked her on the head with a pillow, "ok ok, Mione, so you didn't shag each other like rabid rabbits, but did you two at least kiss?" Hermione's expression turned very serious, "oh come on Gin, you know me." A disappointed, "oh," could be heard from Ginny mouth. Hermione was about to continue, but the voice of Ron Weasley bellowing at them stopped her, "GIN!!! MIONE!!! GET DOWN HERE WE'VE GOT A LETTER FROM DUMBLEDORE!!!" Both girls rolled their eyes as they headed out the door, but Hermione stopped them and faced Ginny smiling, , "but anyway Gin, like I said you know me...it wasn't just a kiss, but the best bloody snogging of my life."
Common Room...
The two girls climbed down the stairs into the common room to see Harry petting Hedwig, and Ron opening the letter. Ron's face paled to a ghost as his scanned the letter. "Ron what is it?" Hermione asked as she took the letter and read aloud:
"Dear Serendipity,
Congratulations on making it into the final round, but now I must know of this round's requirements. In this round all bands will be required to perform either a rap or hip hop/r&b song. We want to see your band's dancing abilities, and how well you appeal to the audience. On the day of the show I will give you a list of spells to make your instruments play while you sing and dance. This will be a group effort, and we want you to go all out. Also should there be a tie, you will also need to prepare a tie breaker song. During the event of a sudden death round your front singer will be the only one on stage singing while the rest of the band will be in the audience supporting your front lead. Good Luck."
"We're doomed. I can't dance!" Ron spased in a quavering voice, "oh shut your trap." Ginny barked before she continued, "We're not doomed. I have an idea. Harry and Ron, you two should come up with the lyrics, and Hermione and I can work out the music as we come up with a dance routine for us girls." Harry was the first to agree with this, "Gin, this is brilliant." Ron and Hermione nodded in agreement as color returned to his currently pale face. Then Harry spoke up, "hey you guys, what about the tie breaker song?" At the moment Hermione came up with a brilliant idea, but she would keep it to herself for the time being, "Don't worry, I will take care of that, but right now I'm hungry so I think that we should head to breakfast," and with that the band of lions headed to the Great Hall...
Head Dormitories...
Draco awoke to hear the banging of the portrait door. He put a pillow over his head to block it out, but it was to no avail. Slowly he dragged his sleepy bum out of bed. He slowly walked to the door and answered only to find his band mates. "Rise & shine muffin, we've got business to attend to." Blaise said as he entered the common room followed by Crabbe then Goyle who handed Draco a plate of food. 'I guess I missed breakfast.' Draco thought to himself. Draco then looked at his mates as they made themselves comfortable, "Zabini, never, ever, call me muffin again." Blaise laughed a little also he noticed Draco's attire; he was still in his clothes from yesterday. "God, Drake were you that exhausted yesterday that you didn't even bother to change before hitting the sack?" Draco looked at his attire, "Yeah, I guess, I was, anyway what's the business that you three so rudely woke me up for?"
Draco sat down in a chair, and started to munch on a piece of toast. "Hey we brought you breakfast at least man, but here this came for all of us this morning." Blaise said as he handed Draco the letter from Dumbledore. He quickly scanned it and then looked up at the trio in front of him, "So?" Blaise shook his head at Draco, "well Draco, I don't know about you but the three of us are all rhythmically challenged. So this may be a very difficult round for us if we have to dance." Crabbe and Goyle nodded in accord with Blaise. "I see."
The four Slytherins sat in silence for a moment when all of sudden Goyle decided to speak up, "I've got an idea. What if we do a rap that's kind of like a comical skit with very minimal dancing? So that way we're appealing to the audience and we're dancing like we're required to." Draco was the first to respond, "You know Goyle, I think that is the first good original idea you've had in your life. I'm impressed we should go with that." The others all agreed, and began discussing what they would do when Crabbe decided to ask, "Malfoy, what are we going to do about the tie breaker song?" At that moment Draco had an idea, but like Hermione, he was going to keep it to himself for the time being, "I'll handle that. Although I doubt we'll need it." Soon all four of them were discussing and collaborating about the song into the afternoon....
Wednesday: In an Old Abandoned classroom...
"Ginny! I can't believe that Harry and Ron wrote this...this is appalling!" Hermione shouted at the female Weasley as she handed her back the lyrics. "Mione, what's so wrong with it? I mean it's all in good fun, and we will be doing what they say." Hermione huffed in defeat, "I know I know, but still...at least we've got music to go with it that excellent." Lavender Brown then patted Hermione on the back, "It's all right Hermione, remember it's two boys who wrote this." Lavender, with the permission of Professor Dumbledore, is going to be in the act with them, "Ok, well let's get back to work, so we can show everyone what we're made of." Ginny said as she tapped her wand to the make the music play...
The three girls danced for 2 and a half hours perfecting this routine as much as possible. It wasn't a long routine, but they needed to make it perfect. After calling it quits because everyone's feet were hurting so much Lavender had an idea for their outfits and decided leave the two girls alone to talk. "I'm telling you Mione, that girl is mental." Ginny said after Lavender had left. "Yeah she may be mental, but at she's a mental who can dance." They sat in a comfortable silence for a few minutes until Ginny couldn't take the silence anymore, "so how's the TB (tie breaker) song going?" Hermione smiled at Ginny, "It's going great. I'm actually finished with it. I think you'll like it if you get to hear it." "Well in case we don't have a tie, could I hear it now?" Hermione had to think about this for a second, "um ok, why not, accio guitar."
Hermione's guitar came to her in an instant, "Ok, well the music is not totally just guitar, but I don't feel like charming all the instruments right now." Ginny just nodded as Hermione began to strum the guitar, and sing the song... By the end of the song Ginny looked absolutely moved...almost to tears even. "So what do you think?" Hermione asked as she sent her guitar back. "The song's about him isn't it?" Hermione felt her cheeks grow red, "yes it is... do you think he'll like it?" "Mione, he'll absolutely love it, and do you remember what you said on Sunday about how you were feeling something you can't explain because you've never felt it before?" Hermione nodded as Ginny continued, "Sweetie, that feeling that you're feeling is the same thing I feel for Harry. The same thing Ron feels for Luna, if we can ever get him to admit it. Hermione what you're feeling it's...love."
Head Common Room...
After having their discussion, Ginny and Hermione decided to go to the Head dormitories so they could practice singing the lyrics along with the music. As they entered they both found Draco trying to work the bewitched flat screen TV and DVD player. "Malfoy, what are you doing?" Ginny asked trying hard not to giggle as he apparently had no idea of what he was doing, "What's it look like Weasley?" He spat back. "Do you want me to help you with that? You know being muggle born and I actually know how to work that." "I can do it myself thank you very much." "Fine suit yourself, Ginny and I will be in my room if you need us." The two girls headed towards Hermione's room when they heard, "Wait, ok, fine, I need your help." The Gryffindors smiled at each other as they turned around to go help the helpless Slytherin.
Hermione just went up Draco and smiled as she pushed the button on the remote; which turned everything on. "Thanks." He whispered as he took the remote back. "So Malfoy, what are you watching anyway?" Ginny asked as she and Hermione looked at the screen and gasped, "Finding Nemo?" Hermione said shocked. "Oh shut your mouths both of you. I happen to like this movie. It's funny and highly entertaining." The two of them still just stared at him like he had grown two extra heads, "You two wouldn't be interested in joining me would you?" Ginny and Hermione looked at one another before they took their seats; Hermione beside Draco, and Ginny on the floor.
Ginny kept looking back at the two from time to time. At first, in the beginning of the movie, Draco just had his arm around Hermione. Then after Bruce tried to kill Marlon and Dori Hermione's head was against Draco's shoulder. As the movie progressed the actions of the two fish seemed to reflect the actions of the two teenagers on the couch; the closer Marlon and Dori got the closer Draco and Hermione moved together. By the time Crush was telling Marlon not to throw up on his shell Hermione was stretched across the couch with her head in Draco's lap as Draco stroked her hair. Soon after about 30 more minutes the credits began to roll. Ginny yawned and stretched her arms, "Well that was a great movie wasn't it guys?" No answer, "Guys?" She turned around to see them sleeping; Hermione still in his lap, and Draco's head rolled back. Ginny smiled at the sight of them as she covered Hermione with a blanket and headed to her own bed in Gryffindor Tower....
Thursday: Gryffindor Common Room...
The band came together and put everything together. This practice went without a hitch so as a reward they decided to break early, but not before Ginny made an offer Ron couldn't refuse, "Ron, I'm tired of this denial you seem to be stuck in so I'm going to help you by getting that big head of yours out of your arse with a challenge." Ron just looked at his little sister curiously. "You like Luna, and you know it, in fact all of Gryffindor House and probably even Ravenclaw House know it too...So I challenge you to a game of Wizard's chess. If I win you have to tell Luna how you really feel at the end of the Talent Show, but if you win I will let you handle this thing in your time. Do we have an accord?"(sorry I love that line from POTC) Ginny held her hand out, and Ron took it. "Yes we do, but when you lose please don't whine about it." Ginny removed her hand from Ron's abnormally hard grip, "Oh brother, you really do have your head up your arse."
As the brother and sister sat down and began to play decided that she needed to talk with Harry. "Harry, can I talk to you for a minute." Harry nodded as they segregated themselves to a corner in the room. "What's wrong Hermione?" He asked. "Nothing, but I need to know...do you love me? I mean not in the way you love Ginny, but in the sisterly way." "Of course I do, I would die for you. What's brought this about?" Hermione shook her head, "nothing really, but I just need to know you wouldn't let something about me come between our friendship." Harry took her hands in his, "I wouldn't let anything come in between us, Mione. I love you."
"So absolutely nothing could make you hate me?" "Nothing." "Not even if I was Voldemort's lost child?" "Nope." "Not even if told you that I will never ever love Quidditch?" "Nope." "Not even if I said I was pregnant with Snape's baby?" "I hope you're not trying to tell me something." The two laughed at this, "No Harry, I'm not pregnant, but I just want to make sure that there's still room for me in your heart in the end." To this Harry said nothing, but instead he hugged her, "I love you Hermione Jane, don't ever forget it, you are and will always be in my heart and my sister." He whispered in her ear. The two broke away from their hug when they heard a triumphant voice, "Ronald Bilius Weasley, I do believe that you need to start working on your speech because this is checkmate."
Friday: Hermione's Room....
In light of the final round of the talent show afternoon classes were canceled so Draco and Hermione took this opportunity to spend the afternoon together. They spent the afternoon reading to each other, playing video games (in which Hermione kicked Draco's arse). Draco even convinced Hermione to go on a ride with him on his broom. When it was dinner they went their separate ways, but after dinner they met up once again in Hermione's room. Together lay on her bed in a spooning position just talking...
"So when is Weasley going to tell that Lovegood girl that he likes her?" Draco asked as he snaked his arm around Hermione's waist. "How did you know that he liked her?" she asked surprised. "Oh well I saw it during the second round; he just kept staring at her with this goofy look on his face. He gives subtlety a bad name." Hermione laughed as she lightly whacked his arm, "Hey he's still my friend, but anyway he's going to tell her after the talent show tomorrow because he lost a bet to his little sister." Draco snorted, "So little Ginny took my advice." She looked at Draco over her shoulder, "what advice?" "Oh well, see on Tuesday, when you gone in the library, little Weasley came strolling in to find you. When I told her where you were she almost left, but decided to challenge me to a game of Wizard's Chess to wait for you. It was long and grueling game, and she finally beat me, just barely mind you. But I told her that she should challenge her brother to a game and make the prize be his confession. So I guess she took my advice."
Hermione smiled, "Well thanks, I'm glad someone has finally gotten him to do it." "Anytime." He kissed her forehead before she turned her head back around. They talked for a few more minutes on the talent show, and the relationship between Harry and Ginny. Then Hermione heard Draco yawn, "Are you tired?" "Very." "Me too." Silence filled between them as Hermione was about to drift into lala land, "Sing me to sleep, Hermione." Instead of protesting she just took a deep breath.
"Notice me; Take my hand
Why were we strangers when
Our love is strong?
Why carry on without me?"
Hermione stopped to see if Draco was sleeping yet. All thoughts were crushed when she heard, "Chorus."
"Everytime I try To fly I fall;
Without my wings I feel so small
I guess I need you baby
And everytime I see
You in my dreams
I see your face
Is haunting me
I guess I need you baby..."
She continued the song until she heard a light snore coming from the body behind her. She then closed her eyes and fell into a deep and dreamless sleep...
The Talent Show...
"Welcome Back to the Final Round of Hogwarts First Annual Talent Show! We are once again your hosts for the evening. We are the Weasley Brothers." Fred and George went on with their regular shindig and then introduced the first act, "Luna Lovegood and Michael "the jerk" Corner!" they did a rumba/samba that was beyond spectacular, and they received a standing ovation from the crowd. This time all the contestants got to watch the acts from the audience as Dumbledore thought it would be nice to see their competition. Ron was in awe of their act the whole time. Harry had to wipe the drool of his face several times during the act. Soon the last category (which was bands obviously) was up.
Draco and the guys quickly went back stage to get ready as Fred and George announced them. Draco removed his shirt grabbed the mike and jumped on the table that wig wearing Blaise, Crabbe, and Goyle. Goyle placed a towel on Draco's lower half to give the illusion that he might be naked. "So please welcome the Slytherin's Band BLACK NIGHT!" (ok for the rapping in this song I cleaned up the lyrics a little bit, and had to make a few changes, B.N. stands for Black Night, D&M stands for Draco ok. Regular is Blaise. Italics is Draco, Bold is Crabbe, and Underlined is Goyle. A combination of the fonts is a combo of the singers.)
The music began and immediately the audience started laughing at the sight of Draco being pushed in by these "girls" Hermione was laughing hysterically...Draco started talking.
"I don't know dude
I think everybody's all jealous and shit
Cause I'm like the lead singer of the band dude
And I think, everybody's got a f!ckin problem with me dude
And they need to take it up with me after the show because"
Blaise ripped off the towel to show that Draco was NOT naked, but the audience gasped Draco jumped off the table, while the trio ripped off the wigs...
"These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band.
So I get off stage right?
drop the mic
Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like
What's up, ladies? My name's Slim Shady
I'm the lead singer of BN baby
They're all like "Oh my God! It's him"
"Becky oh my f!ckin God it's D&M!"
"I swear to f!ckin God, dude you f!ckin rock!"
"Please Malfoy, please let me suck your Cxxx?"
All the guys just stand in a small huddle and stare at Draco
Now by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my accapellas
All the chicks start yellin, all the hot babes
Throw their bras and there shirts and there panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
Cause they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think they're tryin to steal the light from me
Yesterday Blaise tried to pull a knife on me
Cause I told him Pansy P.'s my wife to be
This rockstar shit, it's the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me because these...
Because these chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
My Band! My Band! My Band! My Band! My Band! My Band! My Band! My Band!
My Bannnnnnnnnnnnd! Baby Yeaaaah!
Draco is dry humping the floor now, but Blaise come up and fights with him for the mike for a second...he succeeds. He walks over to right platform set up in the aisle between the last and second to last column of the audience.
You just wanna see a nxxxx backwards dont you
Hey dad! How come we don't rap off Pro Tools?
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in a van, and he in a tour bus
You don't want my autograph, you's a liar
And naw I'm Blaise
(Oh, I thought you were Crabbe!)
And what the Hell is wrong with our dressing room?
Cause our shit is lookin smaller than a decimal
See I know how to rap, it's simple but
All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
So I'm more intact, tryin to get on the map,
Doin jumpin jacks while gettin whipped on my back"
Crabbe and Goyle then walked onto the platform set up on the left side of the room
Look at Dm lil punk arse, thinkin he the shit
Yeah I know man by himself takin on the flicks
Hey, I thought we had and interview with DJ Clue
(No I had an interview, not you two)
You gon' be late for soundcheck
Man, I ain't going to soundcheck
Man, our mics is screwed up
And his always sound best
You know what man? I'ma say something
Ay'yo Dm!
(You got something to say!)
Man, nothing I though you was about tell him off man, what's up?
Man, I'm a tell him what I feel like it man, shut up And you ain't even back me up, and we supposed to be crew
Man I was about to talk right after you, I swear
Awe man, whatever!
I swear man!
Because these chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
Draco is bouncing in the beat in the middle of the center platform... Goyle then starts walking back to the stage...
They say the lead singer's rock, but the group is not
With some sold out arenas to amusement parks
I'm gon' let the world know that Goyle is hot I should cut his mic off when the music starts
(Hey yo it's...) Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
Everytime I hear (Hey dude, I love your band!)
We ain't a band bitch, we don't play instruments
So why he gettin 90 and we only get 10 percent?
And these guys actin funny every area code
(Goyle carry my bag!) Bitch, carry your own
Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
(Who the f!ck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?)
God dammit I'm sick of this group
Time for me to go solo, and make some loot I told you
I made the beats and wrote all the raps
Til Crabbe & Blaise.. slipped me some crack
Lose Yourself video.. I was in the back
Superman video.. I was in the back
For the media, I got some suggestions
F!ck Malfoy, ask us a question
Like who's B.N? How'd we get started? (But what about D&M?)
Bitch are you retarded? Anyway, I'm the popularist guy in the group
Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute (Hey sexy!)
50 told me do sit-ups to get buff
Did two and a half, and couldn't get up
F!ck BN, I'm out of this band
I'm about to start a group with the real Roxanne
All four ran back on to centerstage and stood in a line and pulled some BSB moves
GIRL WHY CANT U SEE
YOUR THE ONLY ONE FOR ME
AND IT JUST TEARS MY ARSE APART TO KNOW THAT
YOU DONT KNOW MY BAAAANNNNDDDD!
They turned around and started crisscrossing their legs until Goyle came up and stage punched Draco in the head and he fell over
These chicks don't even know the name of my band (Haha!)
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands (F!ck Malfoy!)
Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man (Yeah!)
All because I'm the lead singer.. Hahaha
Draco comes back and puts his arm around Crabbe as they share a mic
My Band! My Band! My Band! My Band! My Band! My Band! My Band! My Band!
My Bannnnnnnnnnnnd!
"Yeah! The hardest boy band in the world! BN!"
Then Goyle slips a matador's jacket on Draco and Blaise puts on the hat on him.
"I'm the lead singer of my band
I get all the girls to take of their underpants
I'm the lead the singer of my band my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
My salsa, Whoo Whoo!
Draco started doing a funky little dance that got a lot of laughs...
Look out for my next single its called my salsa
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
My salsa make all the pretty girls want to dance and take off their underpants
My salsa make all the pretty girls want to dance and take off their underpants My salsa"
Blaise, Crabbe, and Goyle leave Draco by himself...Draco and looks around sees no one there.
"Where did everybody go?"
Everyone was cheering and laughing their heads off. They gave the band a standing ovation as well...The three Slytherins came back on stage, and took their bow along with Draco. As they were leaving Draco caught Hermione's eye as the Gryffindor band was getting ready to go on. She saw him staring and smiled and mouthed, "great job." Draco just smiled back as the Slytherins headed out to take their seats. Fred and George came back on stage, "As much as we hate to admit it those Slytherins were really good, but now we have our former House's very own SERENDIPTY!!!" (Regular: Harry, Italics: Hermione, Bold: Ron, all three: underlined).
The music began to play as they made their way to the stage. Hermione, Ginny, and Lavender received a lot of catcalls as they started to shake their bums. No wonder, all three were wear blue hoodies, and black pleated mini skirts....
(la la la la la)
Hey mama, this that beat that make you grove, mama
Get on the floor and move your booty mama
We the blast masters blastin' up the jamma
(REEEEWIIIIIIND!!!)
Hey mama, this that beat that make you grove, mama
Get on the floor and move your booty mama
We the blast masters blastin' up the jamma
So shake ya bum bumma, come on now mama
This that beat that make you grove, mama
Get on the floor and move your booty mama (ya)
We the blast masters blastin' up the jamma (what?) (lalalala)
Cutie cutie, make sure you move your booty
Shake that thing like we in the city of sin, and
Hey shorty, I know you wanna party
the way your body look really make me feel nauuughty
Cutie cutie, make sure you move your booty
Shake that thing like we in the city of sin, and
No fakin, i know you see me shakin and
the way i break it down i got the whole Earth quakin
Hey mama, this that beat that make you grove, mama (hey)
Get on the floor and move your booty mama (ya)
We the blast masters blastin' up the jamma (wuh)
So shake ya bum bumma, come on now mama (hey)
this that beat that make you grove, mama (huh)
Get on the floor and move your booty mama (ya)
We the blast masters blastin' up the jamma (what?) (lalalala)
I got a naughty naughty style and a naughty naughty crew
But everything I do, I do just for you Im a little bit of Old, and a bigger bit of New
The true people know that the peas come thru
We never cease (Naa), we never die no we never disease (Naa)
We multiply like we mathamatice
Then we drop bombs like we in the middle east
(The bomb bombas, the base boom dramas)
Hey mama, this that beat that make you grove, mama (huh)
Get on the floor and move your booty mama (ya)
We the blast masters blastin' up the jamma (wuh)
So shake ya bum bumma, come on now mama (hey)
This that beat that make you grove, mama
Get on the floor and move your booty mama (ya)
We the blast masters blastin' up the jamma Naaaaa Naaaaaa
This was the moment that Lavender went to the Left platform, Hermione went to the Center, and Ginny went to the Right to do their dance...
We the big town stumpas, and big sound pumpas
The beat bump bumpas all in your trunk trunkas
The girlies in the club with the big plump luck luckas
And when I'm makin' love, my hip hump humps It never quits
As they turn around the girls rip off their skirts to reveal hot rider shorts. They continue dancing with their arses, and mixture of other movements.
"Cutie cutie, make sure you move your booty
Shake that thing like we in the city of sin, and"
They shake their way down into side lunges and smack the ground with their hands.
No fakin, I know you see me shakin and
the way I break it down I got the whole Earth quakin
They had a spell on their hands that when the smacked the ground the whole room shook. Hermione stood up though...
Off the rickta! (off the ricta)
Off the rickta! (off the ricta)
OFF the Rickta! (off the ricta)
OFF THE RICKTA!! (of..off the ricta)
OFF THE RICKTA!!! (off the ricta)
OFF THE RICKTA!!! (uh uh)
Steady, are you ready!?
All five just started dancing and having a good time...even some people in the audience got up and started dancing...
Hey mama, This that beat that make you grove, mama (huh)
Get on the floor and move your booty mama (ya)
We the blast masters blastin' up the jamma
So shake ya bum bumma, come on now mama (hey)
This that beat that make you grove, mama
Get on the floor and move your booty mama (ya)
We the blast masters blastin' up the jamma (what?) (lalalala)
Hey mama (cutie cutie),
This that beat that make you grove, mama (huh)
Get on the floor and move your booty mama (ya)
(cutie cutie) We the blast masters blastin' up the jamma
So shake ya bum bumma, come on now mama
This that beat that make you grove, mama
Get on the floor and move your booty mama
We the blast masters blastin' up the jamma
This that beat that make you grove, mama
Get on the floor and move your booty mama
We the blast masters blastin' up the jamma
The audience all cheered and raved like animals at this performance as the five Gryffindors took their final bow, and exited off the stage..."Oh MY GOD That was so much fun!" Lavender shouted as her boyfriend Dean swept her off her feet. Harry and Ginny were laughing and hugging, and kissing, and Ron was practicing his speech for Luna. Soon all the contestants were backstage talking and laughing together as they awaited the results. Draco winked at Hermione as the band of snakes made their way through. After calming down Ron, and giving him some breathing exercises, as he was hyperventilating, they were called back on stage...
Dumbledore once again stood to give the results, "Well congratulations to you for making the final round you all have given brilliant performances leaving us judges with a very difficult decision....here we go...Third Place is awarded to Neville Longbottom." All the Gryffindors cheered as Neville accepted his award of 50 galleons. "Second Place goes to Amy Ling." Amy went and accepted 100 galleons. "Now for first place we seem to have a problem." Everyone in the audience and the rest of the contestants all started murmuring. Dumbledore raised his arms to silence them, "There is only a problem because now we have....a three way tie!"
A/N: ok well only one more chapter after this: tear:. Anyways the songs are My Band: D12, Hey Mama: BEP. And portions of Everytime belong to Britney Spears oh and Finding Nemo belongs to Disney. Sorry if the lyrics are wrong but I got them off some website so blame them if it's wrong..