Raymundo walked in. "Hey Tito, who was that cute chick who just left the shack?"
Reggie giggled. "Tito's new girlfriend!" The gang chuckled some more.
Tito reddened even more. "Lolita is NOT my girlfriend!" he screamed.
Ray snorted. "You still have a crush on that Lolita!"
Just then the three Hawaiian dudes walked in. "Tito has a crush on Lolita?" Leoni asked.
"NO I MOST CERTAINLY DO NOT!" Tito bellowed. Everyone laughed even more. Then they sat down and started to munch on the burgers.
Suddenly Lolita ambled in, wiggling her large Hawaiian hips. "Hey Tito, I wanna take to you alone," she said. She glared at everyone. Otto, Reggie, Sam, Twister, Raymundo, and the three Hawaiian Amigos left the Shore Shack.
Lolita leaned close to Tito's face. "Now that we're alone..." Tito hyperventilated. "I know that you've been crushing on me your whole life. And I have on you," she whispered.
"You have?" Tito asked confusedly. "Mmm hmm," Lolita said.
"How about that kiss I know you've been dying for your whole life?" Lolita whispered. She puckered out her lips. Tito puckered out his. They leaned in for the kiss...
And Lolita whipped out a camera and took a snapshot of Tito! "What?" Tito exclaimed. "Ha! Like I'd ever kiss an obese dweeb like you! In your dreams! And anyway, I'm married!" Lolita laughed loudly.
"MARRIED? To who?" Tito screeched. "To Jardo!" Another Hawaiian dude walked in.
"JARDO?!?" Tito yelled. "Chill, dude. You just got totally busted!" Jardo said.
Otto, Sam, Twister, Reggie, Raymundo, and the Three Hawaiian Amigos jumped in and started laughing hysterically. "HA HA HA HA! TOTALLY BUSTED!!!!!!!!" they screamed.
Tito said angrily, "Very funny guys."
THE END
I know that was stupid, but it's pretty funny anyway! Enjoy! And please review!!!!!!