LOTR With a TWIST!
By GubblebumPony
The Hobbits YAY!
Disclaimer: Tolkien owns LOTR. Tolkien is dead. I am not Tolkien, therefore I do not own LOTR and am not dead. I think.
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*Setting is at the local park with my two best friends.*
"Hey Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. . ." I said cheerfully in a sing-song voice.
"Oh whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?" My best friend replied in an imitation of my own tone.
"And Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. . ." I continued, trying to get my other best friend's attention.
"Yeah? What? Where's the rubber ducky?"
I smiled. "Let's play pretend."
"What pretend, Becky?"(A/N: Names changed. Please don't ask why. I have no answer.) Maddy and Andy asked simultaneously.
"The pretend where we're in Middle Earth with the hobbits in Bree to meet Strider with them and go to Rivendell with the Elves."
"OK!" said Maddy.
"Can we be Elves too?" asked Andy. "I like Elves. Especially Legolas. Legolas is pretty."
Maddy and I just stared at her weirdly. Andy blushed. "Well he is!" she protested.
"Yeah, you could put it that way. . .OK." I said. "We're Elves. Now let's go!"
We started running to the playground when a hole suddenly appeared in front of our feet.
We fell down it.
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We fell at the gate of the Prancing Pony. Our pretend suddenly seemed all too real.
"Where are we?" said Andy.
"Uh, like, DUH. We're in Bree." Maddy replied.
"But. . .but we didn't start our pretend yet. . ."
"No, we're actually here, I think," I replied.
Andy jumped up. "Wicked! Who needs pretend when we've got the real thing?" "Yeah! Now we've finally grown out of that babyish habit, let's explore!" Maddy squealed.
"Hey, I wonder if Frodo and that are still here?" I wondered.
"Let's check it out!" Andy exclaimed, helping us up.
While Maddy and I were brushing ourselves off, Andy reached up one hand to brush her hair behind her ear. This was followed by a shriek of joy.
"We're Elves!" Andy nearly screamed.
"No shit," Maddy said.
"Oh my god YES! This is so cool!" I cried. I opened the door of the Prancing Pony and the three of us crept in silently so we wouldn't be noticed. When we thought it was safe, we all stood up to full Elvish height again.
"Look, there's the hobbits! And Aragorn!" Maddy hissed.
"Let's talk to them," I whispered back.
Andy and Maddy nodded quickly. We walked casually over.
"Hi!" I said cheerfully.
The five just stared at us.
Andy decided to explain. "Uh, we're three Elven travellers. Our names are Andy, Maddy, and Becky."
Aragorn started to speak. "Some know me as Str -"
"Aragorn son of Arathorn and heir to the throne of Gondor," I interrupted, dragging my words out dramatically.
Everyone but me, Andy and Maddy looked stunned.
Maddy smiled a little evilly and turned to the hobbits. "And you are Frodo, Sam, Meriadoc, and Peregin."
Now the hobbits looked even more stunned.
Andy decided to take things a little further. She whispered something in Frodo's ear.
Frodo gasped. "You - you know of the ring?"
"Uh, yeah. We wanna help you guys out a little on this quest thingy of yours."
Aragorn stood. "We cannot speak of this here," he said quietly and giving us weird looks.
"You mean take it outside?" Maddy asked innocently.
"Yes."
"OK."
We led the five out of the hotel.
"You wish to join us in our journey to Rivendell?" Aragorn asked warily.
"Yeah-and-not-only-that-we-wanna-be-part-of-the-fellowship-of-the-ring-so- that-we-can-all-go-with-you-guys-Legolas-Gimli-Borimir-and-Gandalf-on-the- quest-of-the-one-ring-and-go-to-mordor-and-watch-it-be-destroyed-no-wait-we- wanna-destroy-it-ourselves-so-canwe canwe canwe pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssseeeeeeeeeee??????" Andy replied all too quickly.
Aragorn gave us an even weirder look. "You are unarmed. How are you to fight without weapons?"
"Karate?" I said.
"OK. . .then. . ." Aragorn appeared to be more and more scared of us every second.
The hobbits, however, had taken a liking to us.
"Oh, Strider? Can we keep them? Pleeeeeaaaaase?" Merry pleaded.
We put on our most angelic faces.
"Oh, alright. But they may be spies," Aragorn said, giving in.
"Yes! Charlie's Angels!" I cried.
We all instantly snapped into position with our little pretend guns. Y'know that pose the Charlie's Angels do? Yeah. That one.
Stunned silence.
"Huh?"
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Hehehe it's so much FUN writing this! OK R&R! Bye!
By GubblebumPony
The Hobbits YAY!
Disclaimer: Tolkien owns LOTR. Tolkien is dead. I am not Tolkien, therefore I do not own LOTR and am not dead. I think.
^*^*^*^
*Setting is at the local park with my two best friends.*
"Hey Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. . ." I said cheerfully in a sing-song voice.
"Oh whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?" My best friend replied in an imitation of my own tone.
"And Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. . ." I continued, trying to get my other best friend's attention.
"Yeah? What? Where's the rubber ducky?"
I smiled. "Let's play pretend."
"What pretend, Becky?"(A/N: Names changed. Please don't ask why. I have no answer.) Maddy and Andy asked simultaneously.
"The pretend where we're in Middle Earth with the hobbits in Bree to meet Strider with them and go to Rivendell with the Elves."
"OK!" said Maddy.
"Can we be Elves too?" asked Andy. "I like Elves. Especially Legolas. Legolas is pretty."
Maddy and I just stared at her weirdly. Andy blushed. "Well he is!" she protested.
"Yeah, you could put it that way. . .OK." I said. "We're Elves. Now let's go!"
We started running to the playground when a hole suddenly appeared in front of our feet.
We fell down it.
^*^*^*^
We fell at the gate of the Prancing Pony. Our pretend suddenly seemed all too real.
"Where are we?" said Andy.
"Uh, like, DUH. We're in Bree." Maddy replied.
"But. . .but we didn't start our pretend yet. . ."
"No, we're actually here, I think," I replied.
Andy jumped up. "Wicked! Who needs pretend when we've got the real thing?" "Yeah! Now we've finally grown out of that babyish habit, let's explore!" Maddy squealed.
"Hey, I wonder if Frodo and that are still here?" I wondered.
"Let's check it out!" Andy exclaimed, helping us up.
While Maddy and I were brushing ourselves off, Andy reached up one hand to brush her hair behind her ear. This was followed by a shriek of joy.
"We're Elves!" Andy nearly screamed.
"No shit," Maddy said.
"Oh my god YES! This is so cool!" I cried. I opened the door of the Prancing Pony and the three of us crept in silently so we wouldn't be noticed. When we thought it was safe, we all stood up to full Elvish height again.
"Look, there's the hobbits! And Aragorn!" Maddy hissed.
"Let's talk to them," I whispered back.
Andy and Maddy nodded quickly. We walked casually over.
"Hi!" I said cheerfully.
The five just stared at us.
Andy decided to explain. "Uh, we're three Elven travellers. Our names are Andy, Maddy, and Becky."
Aragorn started to speak. "Some know me as Str -"
"Aragorn son of Arathorn and heir to the throne of Gondor," I interrupted, dragging my words out dramatically.
Everyone but me, Andy and Maddy looked stunned.
Maddy smiled a little evilly and turned to the hobbits. "And you are Frodo, Sam, Meriadoc, and Peregin."
Now the hobbits looked even more stunned.
Andy decided to take things a little further. She whispered something in Frodo's ear.
Frodo gasped. "You - you know of the ring?"
"Uh, yeah. We wanna help you guys out a little on this quest thingy of yours."
Aragorn stood. "We cannot speak of this here," he said quietly and giving us weird looks.
"You mean take it outside?" Maddy asked innocently.
"Yes."
"OK."
We led the five out of the hotel.
"You wish to join us in our journey to Rivendell?" Aragorn asked warily.
"Yeah-and-not-only-that-we-wanna-be-part-of-the-fellowship-of-the-ring-so- that-we-can-all-go-with-you-guys-Legolas-Gimli-Borimir-and-Gandalf-on-the- quest-of-the-one-ring-and-go-to-mordor-and-watch-it-be-destroyed-no-wait-we- wanna-destroy-it-ourselves-so-canwe canwe canwe pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssseeeeeeeeeee??????" Andy replied all too quickly.
Aragorn gave us an even weirder look. "You are unarmed. How are you to fight without weapons?"
"Karate?" I said.
"OK. . .then. . ." Aragorn appeared to be more and more scared of us every second.
The hobbits, however, had taken a liking to us.
"Oh, Strider? Can we keep them? Pleeeeeaaaaase?" Merry pleaded.
We put on our most angelic faces.
"Oh, alright. But they may be spies," Aragorn said, giving in.
"Yes! Charlie's Angels!" I cried.
We all instantly snapped into position with our little pretend guns. Y'know that pose the Charlie's Angels do? Yeah. That one.
Stunned silence.
"Huh?"
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Hehehe it's so much FUN writing this! OK R&R! Bye!