LOTR With a TWIST!
What's a Council Without a Little FUN?? Hehehe!
Disclaimer: Whatever,,, you know I don't own it OK?
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OK, it's the Council of Elrond and all boring stuff's happening; let's skip to the good bit.
"You have my sword," said Aragorn.
"And my axe," said Gimli.
Legolas stood and winked at us. "Y usted tiene mi arco!" he cried. (trans. at bottom)
Stunned silence.
"What did you say?" Elrond.
"Dije que ' y usted tiene mi arco.' Pero conjeturo que usted no podría entender que el beacause usted no habla español. Las tres señoras de Elven me enseñaron que hablar español, y me están alegre de eso. Es una lengua hermosa. Puede usted entenderme? Conjeturo no. Solamente la lata de las señoras, solamente cuatro la sabemos aquí. Oh bien, me supongo que continuaré paseando hasta que usted pierde sus mentes, o mato. Junto, le conduciremos al borde de la locura!!!!" Legolas sat.
Elrond shook his head and rubbed his temple.
I nodded to Maddy and Andy. This was our cue.
"And you have whatever weapons we manage to find!"
"Damn it, we're gonna destroy that ring!" I yelled.
More stunned silence.
We sat down.
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*Woody Woodpecker laugh* Sorry, that chapter was really short. Oh well, anyways, R&R people!
What's a Council Without a Little FUN?? Hehehe!
Disclaimer: Whatever,,, you know I don't own it OK?
^*^*^*^
OK, it's the Council of Elrond and all boring stuff's happening; let's skip to the good bit.
"You have my sword," said Aragorn.
"And my axe," said Gimli.
Legolas stood and winked at us. "Y usted tiene mi arco!" he cried. (trans. at bottom)
Stunned silence.
"What did you say?" Elrond.
"Dije que ' y usted tiene mi arco.' Pero conjeturo que usted no podría entender que el beacause usted no habla español. Las tres señoras de Elven me enseñaron que hablar español, y me están alegre de eso. Es una lengua hermosa. Puede usted entenderme? Conjeturo no. Solamente la lata de las señoras, solamente cuatro la sabemos aquí. Oh bien, me supongo que continuaré paseando hasta que usted pierde sus mentes, o mato. Junto, le conduciremos al borde de la locura!!!!" Legolas sat.
Elrond shook his head and rubbed his temple.
I nodded to Maddy and Andy. This was our cue.
"And you have whatever weapons we manage to find!"
"Damn it, we're gonna destroy that ring!" I yelled.
More stunned silence.
We sat down.
^*^*^*^
*Woody Woodpecker laugh* Sorry, that chapter was really short. Oh well, anyways, R&R people!