"What the hell did she mean!?"Monique asked.Kim shook her head.Ron looked at them both and said,"Well,girls.That makes three,"Ron looked at Rufus tugging on his collar and corrected hisself,"I mean,four of us."Monique looked at Kims hair and said,"Hold on,red haired little girl...where are you?"Kim rolled her eyes in a teasing smile.Monique laughed and touched her hair.Ron looked at Monique and showed a flirting smile and Monique noticed.
"Crush...."Kim said while coughing.
Monique laughed and said,"Oh yeah,before I forget.Its a BIG rave going on tonight.Ya coming?"Kim looked at Monique and sighed."Kim,ya cant just get dumped by ya leadin man and not be ready for some ultimate revenge!Who does that now.That was in the 80s,where you really have to search for sex."Kim laughed and said,"Oh my God,Monique,you are so right.I should forget about the boy who took me in after the last break up!I shouldnt show my feelings anymore.I should hide them!"Monique looked at Kim,finally getting through to her.
"Thats what Im saying!You totally get it now."Monique commented.Kim rolled her eyes and walked on.
Kim,Ron,and Monique walked in the mall together."Burnt pizza smell!"Ron said,surprisingly."Clearance at Raves!"Monique yelled.Ron and Monique crossed eachother and Kim stood there.
"Yeah.Sure,well meet here later!Dont worry about me."Kim made an,"Ok."sound and walked off.Kim looked at him walk away and said,"Rufus...I thought we were homies!"She overheard Rufus mumble something smart and said,"Dude,tha hurts.BAD!"
Kim walked down the mall,looking through the display windows.She passed a store and stopped."Deportases Wise Advice",Kim read the sign.Kim thought to her dream.Where Monique and Ron were trapped in a room,where she was facing Shego,where she came to an instant but suspenseful death....Kim walked in.The store was full of black lights,voodoo dolls,and more creapy stuff htat went against your religion."Umm...hello?"Kim greeted.A black woman with dreadfully dead dreads and long black painted fingernails wearing lots of jewelery."Hello,Kim Possible."She greeted.Kim sat down and asked,"Whats with you knowing my name?I never done any work for you befo-"
"Child,I know.Ive been expecting you.Your worried arent you.You never had this type of feeling.This type of chapter in yuor life have you?"The woman said,sitting across from Kim."Who are you?"Kim asked,feeling uncomfortable.
"Im Ms.Deportase.Now,tell me.Who are you?Are you a superhero,a teengaer,a lover,a fighter?You know I can go on."Deportase said.Kim looked at Deportase and said,"I dont even know who I am anymore.My love life has gone done the drain.My superhero days...you know what,people use me now.They start needing help for locking keys in car,I dont even wanna GO there with you.My family and friends are getting too involved with my dangerous life.You know,the Christmas that just passed,My two nemissis--I hope you say it like that--anyway,they came all the way to my house and messed hte whole Christmas up.They even tried to kill my brothers,which I dreadfully wanted them to.Cheerleading is getting harder to juggle by the MINUTE!I have too much on my back.When I first started this bussiness,I wasnt thinking about these years.I ave too many decisions to make right now..."Kim broke down in tears and Departase took her head and closed her eyes.
"Child,this may scare you.But,your life as it was,is about to get interesting and exciting.Im not saying all good is coming your way,but I see you making a wise choice.I see honor,drama,humor,and...."Deprotase was instantly silenced and drew her hands back from Kim."What?"Kim asked,still showing small tears.Deportase looked at Kim and swallowed her breath.Kim looked at deportase,getting mad and scared."WHAT!?"
"I SEE.....de...death in this life down,Kim Possible..."Deportase blurted out.Kim looked at Deportase shocked and scared."Now you shoul......"Deportase said,trying to calm Kim down.Kim shook her head and slowly got up,not listening to anything she was saying.Suddenly,Kim started smashing things.She threw a glass ball and broke it.She started screaming and breaking things.Kim heard an inside voice of Shego say:Hello,Kimmy.Time for the finale....
Kim ran out the store and down the mall crying and knoking people out the way.She ran into an modeled waterfall and stood there as it started sprinkling on her.She opened her arms and looked at the sky.The water stopped and Kim slowly walked out the way of the waterfall,still crying.
Its at Julies.That damn Rave gonna be so good you gonna be doin YO damn thing!"Monique said,walking out the store backwards with 3 bags full of stuff."Monique."Kim said,still kind of sad and crying."Whats wrong,your clothes are damp!"Monique asked,grabbing Kim by the shoulder."Hey,that look looks SO good on you."Monique commented.Kim rolled her eyes and they walked out the mall.
"Girl,dont worry bout those phychic hoes."Monique said,sitting on Kims bed.Kim,who was in the bathroom putting on her clothes,replied,"You dont know how it feels to have so much stuff on your back.I meancome Monday,Im gonna see Charlie and Bonnie together and thats gonna suck bad!"Monique rolled her eyes and said,"Just do that karate shit you did on Shego today to her."Kim laughed and opened the door."Kim,you look so different with your hair black.You look so cool with all that on."Monique complimented.Kim looked at the long mirror and smiled.She had on blue Etnies on with blue capres with a rubberband on the end of both of them to make it look crinkally.She had on a black tank top with a blue hat.
"You really think?"Kim asked.Monique smiled and said,"Hey,dont worry about Charlie and Bonnie kissing or having sex,or even kissing while having sex in front of you.Dont worry about a soul tonight.Dont worry about Deportments-"Kim looked at her and corrected,"Deportases"Monique looked at her and said,"Yeah,whatever,girl I was on a roll."Kim laughed and Monique gave her a smile."See,thats the Kim I know.I want you to be happy.The past years,youve been used and drug around the dirt.But honey,tonight.You do that to them.Ready?"Kim gave Monique two rock signs and said,"Sock it up."They walked out the room and closed hte door.
As "Hey Mama",by Black Eye Peas was playing,Monique and Kim walked in the enormous and expensive house.As Kim was making turning head entrances,Bonnie and her new gang:Derick-The gay wanna-be cheerleader thatll never make it.Peach-The dumb blonde that every teenage male has had sex with.
Bonnie whispered to Peach and Peach laughed.Peach whispered to Derick and Derick laughed.Bonnie grabbed Charlie and pushed him towards Kim and started kissing him.Monique looekd at Kim staring but still getting noticed by other boys and kicked Bonnie in the leg.Through the crowd,you can see Bonnie fall to the ground and start screaming,"Thats my nose!Thats my hair!Quit!Ouch!Stop jumping!"Kim turned to Monique and yelled,"What did you do!?"Monique laughed and yelled back,"I did it Matrix style on her white ass."Kim laughed and a white cute boy name Brad asked Kim to dance.Kim accepted and they started dancing."Wanna--wanna dance?"Ron asked Monique.Monique and Ron were upstairs watcing everyone dance.Monique ignored him and made him keep ask.
"So,your Kim Possible?"Brad asked."Yeah,I would ask howd you know but....everyone knows me.Im the girl who got dissed by Charlie."Kim answered."No,I know you from saving my Grandparents last summer.And....I watch you go in your locker like,everyday."Brad said.Kim looked at him and said,"Are you a stalker?I hate stalkers."Brad shook his head and laughed,"No,no.Its not like that.See,Im not a student.I work as a survelience camera officer from school.No,I know what you thinking about.Im 19."Kim smiled and said,"Good...now,what were you talking about before....watching me."Brad gave a cute smile and Kim tugged on his belt.Brad gave an EVEN MORE flirtesh smile.
Monique turned to Ron as another black dude got behind her and started hugging her."Lets go down there so you can shake yo ass on me."the black dude said.Monique started hoppng past Ron and thumped his forehead as a tease."Thats ok,"Ron told Rufus,"Shes just a raging BIT-"
Suddenly,the roof came up and clones of Shego came running in.As everything crashed down,people screamed and started running and getting chased.
Kim was coming close to kissing Brad and was kicked back against the wall."Im back,you bi-ach!"Shego yelled,jumping off the swinging rope and landing on her hands and nees.Kim got up and stared at Brad running."Why do you keep coming between the good parts of this story!"Kim yelled,getting back up.Shego laughed and yelled,"Its just how Jacobthehuntian likes it!Now when I get you down this time,you will NOT get back up."Shego punched her hands at the same time and raging fire came down her arms to her hands.Kim took off her hat and tossed it out the way and said,"Great,cause thats how I like it."Kim blew Shego a kiss and ran up he stairs.Shego started chasing her up te stairs.Kim picked up a vase and threw it at Shego and hit her up side hte head.Then,pushed a piano down the stairs and Shego jumped on top of it.As Shego was on top of it,Kim threw two more vases at Shego and one hit Shego in the face and another hit her int he legs.Shego hit the ground hard and rolled the rest of the way.Ron ran to where Kim was standing and they laughed."Need some real hands?"Kim aksed.Shego slowly got up and said,"Fuck you!"Ron laughed and Shego put her hand on the stairs rail and the fire traveled all the way up to Rons hand.Rons hand was burnt for a monet and Ron screamed like a girl.
"Shego,why cant you come up here and do me like that!"Kim yelled.Shego got mad and threw the piano all the way up the stairs.Kim dodged the piano and Shego said,"God,I miss your red hair.You lok and sound more tougher now!"Kim grabbed a coat hanger and said,"Sound,no am!"Ron added,"Yeah,well heat you up!"Shego stared at Ron and threw a fireball.Ron did a girl scream and ducked."Really,well come on you little pussy!"Shego yelled.Ron popped back up and said,"Yeah,well..."Ron got quiet and finished,"I meant Kim."Shego looekd at Kim and said,"Is Kim gonna Kill Bill or what?"Kim tightened her hands on the coathanger and said,"Come on!"Shego smiled and ran up the steps.As Shego was at the final three steps,she did a high jump and tried to jump kick Kim but Kim swung the coathanger and hit Shego straight in the stomache.As Shego did two backflips down the stairs,Monique,Ron,Rufus,Bonnie(Who were fighting the clones with Derick and Peach),and Charlie all yelled togehter,"DANG!"Shego hit the ground and got back up slowly."Quick,do a cheer.We have to bring down Kim."Bonnie commanded.Derick and Peach made up a cheer quick."Thats alright,thats ok.You Will Kick Her Ass...someday.Thats alright,thats ok.you Will kick her ass....someday."They cheered.Kim,Monique,Ron,and Charlie stared at them look silly and Derick looking gay."See,thats not right."Charlie whsipered to Monique and Ron.They nodded hteir heads.Julie,the girl with a pink dress on and hostress of the party,ran from the kichen with a knife,stabbing clones.Julie looked over to Kim and yelled,"Kim,look out!"Suddenly,Shego tackled Kim and they started rolling."Look,up there!"Charlie yelled.Everyone grabbed something and started hitting the clones as they came jumping down fromt he roof.....
Part 3::::::::::::Coming VERY Soon::::::