LOTR With A TWIST!
A Belated Valentine's Day Special
Here we are, finally at chapter number 5. This was meant to be posted yesterday, but it wasn't finished by then, and so it is belated. Becky is me, even though my name is Tiffany. Andy and Maddy are two people I made up. Sinéad is Willow, and Darian...well, Darian is Darian! Sorry it took so long to update, guys! What with school back and all that stuff, I'm not allowed on the computer so often. :(
Oh, and in case anyone was wondering, I am a hamster.
An evil hamster.
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Gandalf came with Elrond as he walked out of the house, and called the fellowship to him.
"This is my last word," Elrond told them. "The Ring-bearer is setting out on the Quest of Mount Doom. On him alone is any charge laid: neither to cast away the ring, nor to deliver it to any servant of the Enemy nor indeed to let any handle it, save members of the Company and the Council, and only then in gravest need. The others go with him as free companions, to –" here he glanced at Maddy, Andy and I, " – *help* him on his way. You may tarry, or come back, or turn aside into other paths, as chance allows. The further you go, the less easy will it be to withdraw; yet no oath or bond is laid upon you to go further than you will. For you do not yet know the strength of your hearts, and you cannot foresee what each may meet upon the road."
"Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens," Gimli said.
"Maybe," Elrond argued, "but let him not vow to walk in the dark, who has seen the nightfall."
"Oh, oh, I've seen it!" Andy called out.
Elrond rolled his eyes. "It appears that you did not quite understand. That was not a question."
"...oh. Can we go now?"
"Oh, alright. Go now, you're giving me grey hairs." Elrond waved them off.
The Company slowly walked away in silence after a few farewells. They crossed the bridge and finally came to a high moor.
"What we need is a song!" Maddy said happily.
Aragorn stopped the rest of the fellowship and looked suspiciously at Mandy. "Sing then, if you wish to share a song."
Maddy whispered something to me and Andy. I nodded and grinned.
"OK," I said. "A one and a two and a one two three four!"
"Buddy you're a boy make a big noise
Playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day
You got mud on yo' face
You big disgrace
Kickin' your can all over the place
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you
Buddy you're a young man hard man
Shoutin' in the street gonna take on the world some day
You got blood on yo' face
You big disgrace
Wavin' your banner all over the place
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you
Buddy you're an old man poor man
Pleadin' with your eyes gonna make you some peace some day
You got mud on your face
You big disgrace
Somebody better put you back in your place
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you!"
Following this came a little polite clapping and a cough from Boromir.
We bowed low. Andy smiled. "As you can see that song had no connection to our situation whatsoever, and so begins the fun!"
Legolas hi-fived us all. We then continued onward, toward nowhere really in particular, according to Maddy. It was a long and tiring walk, but the Elves of Insanity remained entirely happy!
"Are we there yet?" I asked for the millionth time.
"No," Aragorn sighed.
"Oh. ...are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"NO."
"Are we there yet?"
"NO!"
"OK...now?"
"NO!!! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND, YOU WORTHLESS, IRRITATING CREATURE OF THE WOODS?! IT WILL TAKE MANY DAYS AND NIGHTS TO GET TO MORDOR! WE HAVE NOT EVEN YET REACHED OUR SECOND NIGHT!!"
"Ooooooooh, I get it."
"Thankyou."
"...are we there yet?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!"
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After many tiring (and extremely cold) days of walking over endless plains, the weather suddenly changed. The wind left and the sun came out. We reached at length a low ridge covered in holly-trees. There were high peaks in the distance. We were headed for the Dimrill Dale – the valley in between the mountains.
There was a lot of boring talking, then Gandalf announced that we would be staying where we were for two nights. Where we were was Hollin, a land where elves no longer lived but 'the rocks still remember them', according to Legolas.
We settled down for the night, and slept peacefully until morning.
The next morning we lit a fire in a hollow, and had an excellent breakfast. Andy, Maddy, Legolas and I mainly just talked, but we played in the grass a little too.
"Hey Lego-man," I said.
"Yes?"
"Did you know any of the elves that lived here?"
"No. They were a different race to us. I did not know them."
Suddenly we heard a crash behind us.
"AAAAARGH! HELP!" Aragorn's voice rang out.
We spun around.
"What on Middle Earth is that?" Mandy whispered.
"It's Sinéad," I replied. "Sinéad and Darian."
"Darian!" Maddy recoiled in horror.
"HEEEEEEELP!" Aragorn shrieked.
"Alright, who am I sitting on?" Darian said, getting up.
"Me!" Aragorn said angrily, jumping up and pointing his sword tip at Darian's throat.
"Should we save him?" Andy wondered."
"Nah," I said. "Let's go talk to my sister." We walked over to meet Sinéad, who was looking around her suspiciously.
"Hi Sinéad," I said.
"Hi," said Andy and Maddy in turn.
"Oh, it's you," said Sinéad. "Hello. Where am I?"
"Don't you recognise it?" I asked.
"No..."
"Dude, you're in Middle Earth!" exclaimed Maddy. "And you're an elf!"
"I am?" asked Sinéad. "Hey, I am! And so are you guys! But then...what's Darian?"
Andy went up to Aragorn and pulled Darian away from him. "He's a hobbit."
Darian pulled out of Andy's grasp. "I could have got out of that one myself. Aragorn ain't so strong. And I am not a hobbit! Oh, wait, I am."
"Hey, how did you guys end up here?" Maddy asked.
"We were at karate, doing some sparring. I had been teamed up with Darian here. I fell into a portal and Darian followed to try and save me."
The three of us burst out laughing.
"Hey," Darian said irritably. "Somebody had to protect the lady."
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Awww, how sweet...LegolasLover is gonna kill me. Well, time for some lovely mindless gabber!
PIPPINpIRATE: Awww, no vanilla coke? =P Oh well. Nice to see you like my story, but it's just too bad for you that I am ALWAYS the recreated Gollum voice!
Preciousss...we wantsssssss it...yess, yess we doesss...gollum, gollum.
So THERE! =)
Elf with a lightsaber: Don't worry, I won't kill Frodo. (That was LegolasLover's story anyways.) I would have some Elvish in this story, but I have no feasible idea of how to speak it! Jeez...I really have to learn don't I? Where did you learn it from? Please tell me!
OMG, Is that all the reviews? Only TWO?! Come on people! You can do better than this! Is my story getting boring or something?! Flames, reviews, I don't care! I just need more to answer!
Thanks!
Ciao,
GubblebumPony the evil hamster and Hamtaro freak, for those of you who know what it is. It's so CUTE, you just have to watch it! Kudos to all my reviewers! *hands chocolate to all reviewers* You're beautiful! *sniff* Byes!
A Belated Valentine's Day Special
Here we are, finally at chapter number 5. This was meant to be posted yesterday, but it wasn't finished by then, and so it is belated. Becky is me, even though my name is Tiffany. Andy and Maddy are two people I made up. Sinéad is Willow, and Darian...well, Darian is Darian! Sorry it took so long to update, guys! What with school back and all that stuff, I'm not allowed on the computer so often. :(
Oh, and in case anyone was wondering, I am a hamster.
An evil hamster.
^*^*^*^
Gandalf came with Elrond as he walked out of the house, and called the fellowship to him.
"This is my last word," Elrond told them. "The Ring-bearer is setting out on the Quest of Mount Doom. On him alone is any charge laid: neither to cast away the ring, nor to deliver it to any servant of the Enemy nor indeed to let any handle it, save members of the Company and the Council, and only then in gravest need. The others go with him as free companions, to –" here he glanced at Maddy, Andy and I, " – *help* him on his way. You may tarry, or come back, or turn aside into other paths, as chance allows. The further you go, the less easy will it be to withdraw; yet no oath or bond is laid upon you to go further than you will. For you do not yet know the strength of your hearts, and you cannot foresee what each may meet upon the road."
"Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens," Gimli said.
"Maybe," Elrond argued, "but let him not vow to walk in the dark, who has seen the nightfall."
"Oh, oh, I've seen it!" Andy called out.
Elrond rolled his eyes. "It appears that you did not quite understand. That was not a question."
"...oh. Can we go now?"
"Oh, alright. Go now, you're giving me grey hairs." Elrond waved them off.
The Company slowly walked away in silence after a few farewells. They crossed the bridge and finally came to a high moor.
"What we need is a song!" Maddy said happily.
Aragorn stopped the rest of the fellowship and looked suspiciously at Mandy. "Sing then, if you wish to share a song."
Maddy whispered something to me and Andy. I nodded and grinned.
"OK," I said. "A one and a two and a one two three four!"
"Buddy you're a boy make a big noise
Playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day
You got mud on yo' face
You big disgrace
Kickin' your can all over the place
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you
Buddy you're a young man hard man
Shoutin' in the street gonna take on the world some day
You got blood on yo' face
You big disgrace
Wavin' your banner all over the place
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you
Buddy you're an old man poor man
Pleadin' with your eyes gonna make you some peace some day
You got mud on your face
You big disgrace
Somebody better put you back in your place
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you!"
Following this came a little polite clapping and a cough from Boromir.
We bowed low. Andy smiled. "As you can see that song had no connection to our situation whatsoever, and so begins the fun!"
Legolas hi-fived us all. We then continued onward, toward nowhere really in particular, according to Maddy. It was a long and tiring walk, but the Elves of Insanity remained entirely happy!
"Are we there yet?" I asked for the millionth time.
"No," Aragorn sighed.
"Oh. ...are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"NO."
"Are we there yet?"
"NO!"
"OK...now?"
"NO!!! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND, YOU WORTHLESS, IRRITATING CREATURE OF THE WOODS?! IT WILL TAKE MANY DAYS AND NIGHTS TO GET TO MORDOR! WE HAVE NOT EVEN YET REACHED OUR SECOND NIGHT!!"
"Ooooooooh, I get it."
"Thankyou."
"...are we there yet?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!"
^*^*^*^
After many tiring (and extremely cold) days of walking over endless plains, the weather suddenly changed. The wind left and the sun came out. We reached at length a low ridge covered in holly-trees. There were high peaks in the distance. We were headed for the Dimrill Dale – the valley in between the mountains.
There was a lot of boring talking, then Gandalf announced that we would be staying where we were for two nights. Where we were was Hollin, a land where elves no longer lived but 'the rocks still remember them', according to Legolas.
We settled down for the night, and slept peacefully until morning.
The next morning we lit a fire in a hollow, and had an excellent breakfast. Andy, Maddy, Legolas and I mainly just talked, but we played in the grass a little too.
"Hey Lego-man," I said.
"Yes?"
"Did you know any of the elves that lived here?"
"No. They were a different race to us. I did not know them."
Suddenly we heard a crash behind us.
"AAAAARGH! HELP!" Aragorn's voice rang out.
We spun around.
"What on Middle Earth is that?" Mandy whispered.
"It's Sinéad," I replied. "Sinéad and Darian."
"Darian!" Maddy recoiled in horror.
"HEEEEEEELP!" Aragorn shrieked.
"Alright, who am I sitting on?" Darian said, getting up.
"Me!" Aragorn said angrily, jumping up and pointing his sword tip at Darian's throat.
"Should we save him?" Andy wondered."
"Nah," I said. "Let's go talk to my sister." We walked over to meet Sinéad, who was looking around her suspiciously.
"Hi Sinéad," I said.
"Hi," said Andy and Maddy in turn.
"Oh, it's you," said Sinéad. "Hello. Where am I?"
"Don't you recognise it?" I asked.
"No..."
"Dude, you're in Middle Earth!" exclaimed Maddy. "And you're an elf!"
"I am?" asked Sinéad. "Hey, I am! And so are you guys! But then...what's Darian?"
Andy went up to Aragorn and pulled Darian away from him. "He's a hobbit."
Darian pulled out of Andy's grasp. "I could have got out of that one myself. Aragorn ain't so strong. And I am not a hobbit! Oh, wait, I am."
"Hey, how did you guys end up here?" Maddy asked.
"We were at karate, doing some sparring. I had been teamed up with Darian here. I fell into a portal and Darian followed to try and save me."
The three of us burst out laughing.
"Hey," Darian said irritably. "Somebody had to protect the lady."
^*^*^*^
Awww, how sweet...LegolasLover is gonna kill me. Well, time for some lovely mindless gabber!
PIPPINpIRATE: Awww, no vanilla coke? =P Oh well. Nice to see you like my story, but it's just too bad for you that I am ALWAYS the recreated Gollum voice!
Preciousss...we wantsssssss it...yess, yess we doesss...gollum, gollum.
So THERE! =)
Elf with a lightsaber: Don't worry, I won't kill Frodo. (That was LegolasLover's story anyways.) I would have some Elvish in this story, but I have no feasible idea of how to speak it! Jeez...I really have to learn don't I? Where did you learn it from? Please tell me!
OMG, Is that all the reviews? Only TWO?! Come on people! You can do better than this! Is my story getting boring or something?! Flames, reviews, I don't care! I just need more to answer!
Thanks!
Ciao,
GubblebumPony the evil hamster and Hamtaro freak, for those of you who know what it is. It's so CUTE, you just have to watch it! Kudos to all my reviewers! *hands chocolate to all reviewers* You're beautiful! *sniff* Byes!