LOTR With A TWIST
Undie-phobia?
Hello people! This is chapter six as you can see, and the plot is apparently getting thicker!...Because now we got LegolasLover and DARIAN!! Darian in reality does NOT have a crush on LegolasLover, but he does in this story. Because It's funny. And LegolasLover is about to strangle me. Well, enough talk! Get reading!
It was the middle of the night, and all the Fellowship was asleep, but for the Elves of Insanity (which now thanks to Sinéad had a fifth member). We were well and wide awake, talking and laughing quietly. And don't forget the plotting. Oh yes, we were doing some of that too.
"I wanna play a prank on Darian," said Sinéad, smiling evilly. "Let's do something to his hair. Or worse."
"I'll go for worse," I replied happily.
"Me too," said Legolas. "Anyone else?"
"Hell yes," said Andy and Maddy simultaneously. We all laughed.
"So, what should we do Sinéad? I hear you're the expert on these things," Maddy said, turning to her. We all watched her expectantly as she sat in thought. Finally she spoke.
"I reckon we should do lotsa stuff. Y'know, like cockroaches in his shoes, dirty underwear on his head, glue on his pillow...that sorta stuff," she stated.
"I vote all those things and more!" Andy cried. "So, whose underwear are we using?"
"Not it!" Legolas said quickly.
"No, we should use women's underwear," I suggested. Legolas sighed with relief.
"Yeah! Like, say, bras and g-strings!" Andy agreed.
"What are g-strings?" Legolas asked, confused. No-one answered for a second. Then Maddy leaned over and whispered in his ear.
Legolas' eyes grew wide. "Oh," he said quietly. "Do any of you...wear these...things?"
Andy slowly raised a hand. Everyone stared at her. "What? They're comfy!" she defended. Then she realised the real reason they were looking. "Oh, no you don't, you're not using –"
Legolas reached into Andy's bag and pulled out a lacy red g-string. Suddenly realising what he was doing, he threw the undies into the air, causing them to land on Darian's face. Legolas quickly rubbed his hands in the dirt, a terrified expression on his face.
We giggled and began pulling underwear out of each other's bags and throwing them at Darian. After that, we carefully applied lipstick, mascara, blush, eyeliner and eye shadow to his face. Then we gave him a manicure and polished his nails fluoro-pink. We shoved my Care Bear teddy into his arms and finished off by putting little bows and hair lackeys all through his hair. Just for fun, we also put a hand mirror in his spare hand.
Then we just stood back and admired our masterpiece. Andy leant on Legolas' shoulder. "We did good," she said. Legolas nodded and inconspicuously rubbed his dirty hands on Andy's back. "Let's catch some z's," he said.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The scream echoed through the trees and over the mountains, causing the very ground to shake and in the process, awakening all beings within about a thousand kilometres. This, of course, including the fellowship.
Gandalf jerked upward. "Orcs!" he yelled. "The orcs are upon us!"
"No, just Darian waking up," Maddy chirped happily. Gandalf gave her a quizzical look, then glanced over at Darian.
"What in the name of Elrond have they done to the poor hobbit?"
Darian, meanwhile, was asking himself the same question. He slowly put the hand mirror down and picked up the Care Bear.
"I love you. Will you be my friend?" it said. Darian threw it away. This was all Becky's fault! Her, Maddy and Andy had to be the cause of this. He stood up, causing all the underwear to fall off him except Andy's g-string, which he tucked into his belt.. He then stormed over to the elves.
"Can we help you?" I asked pleasantly.
"Yes, you ca –"
"I think I see the problem," Maddy said, pulling the underwear out of Darian's belt. He flushed bright red.
"Yeah thanks, that'll be all," he muttered sarcastically, spinning on his heel and walking away. Andy followed him.
"Hey Daz," she said.
The hobbit tried to raise an eyebrow at her but failed miserably. "Yeah, what?"
"You like Sinéad don't you?"
Darian turned red again. "Yeah, what's your point?"
"Well, I may not know her as much as Becky, but I think I can give you some tips that may be helpful, if you know what I mean."
A smile crossed Darian's face. "Tell me more."
Mwahahahaha!! I am evil! LegolasLover is now walking out of the room saying, "Oh no...oh no..." repeatedly. Yes. I have lotsa plans for chapter seven...lotsa evil plans. And stuff. Yeah, well, R&R. Oh yeah, and speaking of reviews...
Eowyn Skywalker/Elf with a lightsaber: Oh no, you got deleted? That's not good news. Glad to hear my story isn't getting boring...thanks!
the counter: Not necessarily. Don't you have something better to do?
sugarcraze49: I am cool? Thanks a lot! It's nice to know you like it too...are you an evil hamster too? You sound suspiciously like one...
NaruNaruChi-San: Good good good!
LilyClairePotter: Yeah. I really like Spanish, it is like...my absolute favourite language. You speak it too? Cool! I don't know if that's two or three reviewers now who do...or maybe it's four? I lose count. Anyway, keep smiling!
Little Miss Dramatic 45: Yeah that's right, EVIL hampster...and I'm coming to get Yes. Anyway, you like Aragorn? I don't. He annoys me very muchly. Oh well, whatever. Lotsa people like him. Cool elven! I still don't know where I can learn that...
pIPPINpIRATE: Vanilla Coke? Let me have some! Or is it all gone now? I bet is, you...mean...head, you...Uhhhh...anyhow, Oh yes, make Aragorn pay...Master must be happy for this, yes, precious....-
saria64: Yay! I'm insane!!!!! runs around room tipping flour on head EEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeee eEEEEEEEEEEE and so on and so forth.
Estelisminegoaway: Sinéad is LegolasLover, "I" or Becky is of course me, the one, the only, GubblebumPony. polite clapping Yes, yes, I am wonderful, my fans. Wait, what was this review about again?
How many reviews is that? counts Eight! Not including the counter, eight reviews! Yay!!!!!! does the happy dance Be awaiting chapter seven!
Undie-phobia?
Hello people! This is chapter six as you can see, and the plot is apparently getting thicker!...Because now we got LegolasLover and DARIAN!! Darian in reality does NOT have a crush on LegolasLover, but he does in this story. Because It's funny. And LegolasLover is about to strangle me. Well, enough talk! Get reading!
It was the middle of the night, and all the Fellowship was asleep, but for the Elves of Insanity (which now thanks to Sinéad had a fifth member). We were well and wide awake, talking and laughing quietly. And don't forget the plotting. Oh yes, we were doing some of that too.
"I wanna play a prank on Darian," said Sinéad, smiling evilly. "Let's do something to his hair. Or worse."
"I'll go for worse," I replied happily.
"Me too," said Legolas. "Anyone else?"
"Hell yes," said Andy and Maddy simultaneously. We all laughed.
"So, what should we do Sinéad? I hear you're the expert on these things," Maddy said, turning to her. We all watched her expectantly as she sat in thought. Finally she spoke.
"I reckon we should do lotsa stuff. Y'know, like cockroaches in his shoes, dirty underwear on his head, glue on his pillow...that sorta stuff," she stated.
"I vote all those things and more!" Andy cried. "So, whose underwear are we using?"
"Not it!" Legolas said quickly.
"No, we should use women's underwear," I suggested. Legolas sighed with relief.
"Yeah! Like, say, bras and g-strings!" Andy agreed.
"What are g-strings?" Legolas asked, confused. No-one answered for a second. Then Maddy leaned over and whispered in his ear.
Legolas' eyes grew wide. "Oh," he said quietly. "Do any of you...wear these...things?"
Andy slowly raised a hand. Everyone stared at her. "What? They're comfy!" she defended. Then she realised the real reason they were looking. "Oh, no you don't, you're not using –"
Legolas reached into Andy's bag and pulled out a lacy red g-string. Suddenly realising what he was doing, he threw the undies into the air, causing them to land on Darian's face. Legolas quickly rubbed his hands in the dirt, a terrified expression on his face.
We giggled and began pulling underwear out of each other's bags and throwing them at Darian. After that, we carefully applied lipstick, mascara, blush, eyeliner and eye shadow to his face. Then we gave him a manicure and polished his nails fluoro-pink. We shoved my Care Bear teddy into his arms and finished off by putting little bows and hair lackeys all through his hair. Just for fun, we also put a hand mirror in his spare hand.
Then we just stood back and admired our masterpiece. Andy leant on Legolas' shoulder. "We did good," she said. Legolas nodded and inconspicuously rubbed his dirty hands on Andy's back. "Let's catch some z's," he said.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The scream echoed through the trees and over the mountains, causing the very ground to shake and in the process, awakening all beings within about a thousand kilometres. This, of course, including the fellowship.
Gandalf jerked upward. "Orcs!" he yelled. "The orcs are upon us!"
"No, just Darian waking up," Maddy chirped happily. Gandalf gave her a quizzical look, then glanced over at Darian.
"What in the name of Elrond have they done to the poor hobbit?"
Darian, meanwhile, was asking himself the same question. He slowly put the hand mirror down and picked up the Care Bear.
"I love you. Will you be my friend?" it said. Darian threw it away. This was all Becky's fault! Her, Maddy and Andy had to be the cause of this. He stood up, causing all the underwear to fall off him except Andy's g-string, which he tucked into his belt.. He then stormed over to the elves.
"Can we help you?" I asked pleasantly.
"Yes, you ca –"
"I think I see the problem," Maddy said, pulling the underwear out of Darian's belt. He flushed bright red.
"Yeah thanks, that'll be all," he muttered sarcastically, spinning on his heel and walking away. Andy followed him.
"Hey Daz," she said.
The hobbit tried to raise an eyebrow at her but failed miserably. "Yeah, what?"
"You like Sinéad don't you?"
Darian turned red again. "Yeah, what's your point?"
"Well, I may not know her as much as Becky, but I think I can give you some tips that may be helpful, if you know what I mean."
A smile crossed Darian's face. "Tell me more."
Mwahahahaha!! I am evil! LegolasLover is now walking out of the room saying, "Oh no...oh no..." repeatedly. Yes. I have lotsa plans for chapter seven...lotsa evil plans. And stuff. Yeah, well, R&R. Oh yeah, and speaking of reviews...
Eowyn Skywalker/Elf with a lightsaber: Oh no, you got deleted? That's not good news. Glad to hear my story isn't getting boring...thanks!
the counter: Not necessarily. Don't you have something better to do?
sugarcraze49: I am cool? Thanks a lot! It's nice to know you like it too...are you an evil hamster too? You sound suspiciously like one...
NaruNaruChi-San: Good good good!
LilyClairePotter: Yeah. I really like Spanish, it is like...my absolute favourite language. You speak it too? Cool! I don't know if that's two or three reviewers now who do...or maybe it's four? I lose count. Anyway, keep smiling!
Little Miss Dramatic 45: Yeah that's right, EVIL hampster...and I'm coming to get Yes. Anyway, you like Aragorn? I don't. He annoys me very muchly. Oh well, whatever. Lotsa people like him. Cool elven! I still don't know where I can learn that...
pIPPINpIRATE: Vanilla Coke? Let me have some! Or is it all gone now? I bet is, you...mean...head, you...Uhhhh...anyhow, Oh yes, make Aragorn pay...Master must be happy for this, yes, precious....-
saria64: Yay! I'm insane!!!!! runs around room tipping flour on head EEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeee eEEEEEEEEEEE and so on and so forth.
Estelisminegoaway: Sinéad is LegolasLover, "I" or Becky is of course me, the one, the only, GubblebumPony. polite clapping Yes, yes, I am wonderful, my fans. Wait, what was this review about again?
How many reviews is that? counts Eight! Not including the counter, eight reviews! Yay!!!!!! does the happy dance Be awaiting chapter seven!