Chapter Two Pyrotechnician's Lair

(Note - This chapter is kind of... obscence. Like, PG-13 maybe. Blood, fights, a bit of language, but I wouldn't dare add something too obscene. You get the picture.)

"Gooa! So you have come. I have waited many adays for this moment, and now I will seek my revenge. Watch as crimson flows out of you... this is where your life ends, fool! You destroy my race with the fatal sword, and now I end your life!" Bandwagon took out a sword, and aimed it at Link. "Have fun... IN DEATH!"

"Who the heck do you think I am? I am not Gooey or whatever. If you don't know who I am by now, you must have something wrong with you."

"DON'T TRY AND FOOL ME, YOU JERK. I know your secret. The Hero of Time is my friend - he wouldn't turn into a traitor. Take off that fake tunic and reveal yourself!"

"What the heck?! I don't even know you, let alone care about you. I'm going to Naughile."

"L-Link? Link... Is it really you?! I - I don't know what to say... I really thought you were Gooa that time. Oooh... I was so scared. Gooa holds a grudge against me. I hate him! Anyway, how have you been? Been on any more adventures?"

"WHAT? I don't know you! Who... who are you?!"

"Oh... oh... must be that. Must be the Time Machine... Um, sorry. My name is Bandwagon, I'm a Pyrotechnician. I specialize in fireworks, I've made some rather neat fireworks for the carnival. The gorons say they've seen some better, but they're a bit egotistical. So um... here's an Invisible Tunic. Alright, I'll see you later then. Have fun in Naughile."

"Right... see you again soon."

"Oh, you will, for I have forseen it."

"Okay... wacko..."

Link stepped outside, his Invisible Tunic on. Was he truly invisible? He looked at his feet, but saw nothing. Must work, he thought.

"LINK! Is that you?"

Link spun around quickly, and found Princess Ruto looking straight at him.

"Oh, it's you! Haven't seen you in awhile. How have you been?"

"Hehe... good. You know, that tunic makes you look sexy... hehe..."

"Wha... I... HOW CAN YOU SEE ME IN THE TUNIC?"

"Come on, you're that stupid? The tunic prevents you from seeing yourself, other people can see you, it's not that hard to figure out." Princess Ruto had a huge grin on her faced as she giggled loudly.

"So um... going to Naughile?"

"Oh, nah. Truth be told, not many people like us Zoras. Some guy called me a retarded fish. Filthy Hylians, I HATE ALL OF THEM!"

Princess Ruto had a huge smirk on her face. "Except you, sexy. Ehehehe!"

"You still haven't gotten over this stupid crush? I have a wife you know."

Princess Ruto twitched a little. "WHO THE FRICK WOULD MARRY YOU ANYWAY?"

Link had a smirk on his face. "Princess Zelda." Link had known ever since Link saved Princess Ruto from Jabu-Jabu, she had a huge crush on him.

"You know, it's against Zora law to marry Princess Zelda. I gave you the Zora's Sapphire, so you and I were enganged! Cheater!"

Link stared at the ground.

"Look, I neede the Sapphire to-"

"Save Hyrule, I know. The least you could have done is return it to me!"

"Yeah well..."

"Whatever! Well, since I saw you, I suppose I can share an ocarina song with you. Look, this is my Zora Ocarina!"

Ruto took out an ocarina similar to his Ocarina of Time, except this was light blue with white spots. "Okay, the song goes like this."

The song was a bit soft, and contained mostly one note.

"The notes are A, Up, A, A, Up, Down."

Link followed Princess Ruto, and pretty soon he memorized the Zora Carol. "You know, Link... you can use this song to talk to me or any of the Zora. If you're ever lost in Naughile you can play this song and I'll be right over to you. Hee hee!"

"Thanks! Wow... this is turning out to be a lot like my other journeys..."

"Don't say that. You may meet another girl..." Princess Ruto started getting weepy eyed.

"Heh heh. Don't worry, Ruto! It's all fine. I'll be sure to play this song to you tomorrow, okay? See ya later..."

"Yeah, okay. See ya!"

Link took off his Invisible Tunic and jumped down the hole to Naughile. He was amazed - this was truly an underground city!

The city contained mostly tunnels, and little tunnel indents for shops and homes. It was like a giant underground maze. He went into the nearest shop, it was labeled "Fireworks." Perhaps the owner of this shop knew Bandwagon? He decided after browsing this shop, he would head to the King and Queen's home, and find out about this weird Aurora thing.

"Hello, welcome to my fireworks shop. I am Gooa, and I'll be happy to help you."

Link stopped, ghasped, and his eyes widened. This was Gooa.

Hello, this is the notes area! Since Link will learn so many ocarina songs and get so many items on his quest, I'll include this area down here so you can keep track of what he has. Be warned, this has items he recieved in the chapter above, so if you skip to the third chapter's notes, you'll find items here and items he obtained in chapter three. I will also post notes and stuff here, so you better pay attention! o;;

Ocarina Songs-
Zora's Carol - Link can talk to any of the Zoras, including Princess Ruto.

Tunics-
Humid Tunic - Blocks coldness and detracts water vapor, making the wearer dry and warm.
Invisible Tunic - When this is on, Link cannot see himself.