Authors notes
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters. Gainax owns them all. (I love you Gainax! =D)
I warn you there are some swearings! (Oh.my.FCKING.God.Notaccursedsweeeaaring) -no pun intended hehe
No, really there is some profanity so if that bothers you, you know the drill. (occasional SWEARING from this point on so you've been warned…)
Ok! This fic takes place After T.I. was stopped. This means Misato is alive, NERV exists and the Geofront is there! Sorry it's taken me so long to update and it probably will in the future; it's 'cause:
a) I'm 14 and I have a life! ;) (w00t.) AND
b) I'm loaded with HW from both my schools! (German school and normal school!!!) You see I just don't have any inspiration…aherm yeah…at least until the EVA live movies come out.
Maybe I'll go rent the series AGAIN =D
walks to local hobby shop and is beaten to death over late fees
hmmm or maybe not…
TGW: hello good people of my eh hem the world!
Editor's Note: I have no idea what the fuck that's about, but whatever. Enjoy the story.
The Courses of Love, Hate, and Sorrow…
Der Stuttgart:
"Mmmm…that was some good schnitzel, doncha think, Asuka?" smiled Shinji.
"Yeah it was pretty good," agreed Asuka, "now you need to tell me why you brought me, you know…after what happened last night…"
"Oh yeah, ok, uh… well… I'm just trying to be nice and well, what you said was kinda.. sorta…true, but you could have…said it a bit nicer," Shinji chuckled, "and well I was wondering if you'd like to go to a movie with me tomorrow night?" he blurted.
Wow he really has gotten some spine. I guess I might as well, I don't have anything else planned
"Uh yeah ok that'd be great," answered the slightly surprised Asuka.
"Ok that's great!" beamed Shinji,
YES I rock! Uh huh, yeah! Ok Shinji, keep your cool
"Well we had better head home and get Misato some supper…" Shinji said.
"Yeah, she's cranky when she doesn't eat," Asuka said while getting up and starting to leave with Shinji close behind. The two teens walked for a ways in silence until Asuka commented, "The moon is beautiful tonight don't you think, Shin'?"
"Yeah it is so full and bright almost like a sun," Shinji gushed as he gazed in awe at the moon. It was positioned in such a way as to pick out every detail in an eerie white glow. It was truly beautiful.
Hmm the moon kind of reminds me of Rei; hah, oh well
Local food mart
"So what should we get Shinji? Ramen or something real?" asked Asuka, examining a small carton she'd picked off the shelf.
"Uhh, well let's just get some instant Ramen for Misato and I'll make us something real at home," Shinji said. Subsequently, he walked over to the counter and paid for the Ramen.
On the way home, Asuka stopped in front of a shop window and peered in with bright eyes. Shinji, curious as to what caught her attention, also stopped and looked in.
"Huh, what you looking at?" he asked inquisitively.
"The most beautiful dress I've ever seen!" beamed Asuka, but than she saw the price and so did Shinji.
"$345.99. Wow…" whispered Shinji to himself.
"Oh well, come on; let's get going. Misato's probably hungry, and I could use a snack, even after that schnitzel," Asuka smiled and almost melted Shinji were he stood.
God she's so beautiful when she smiles! …. but how much does this girl need to eat?
The rest of the walk home was uneventful.
Apartment:
"I'm gonna take a nap before dinner Shinji," said Asuka with a noisy yawn, making her way to her room.
"Yeah sure, I'll wake you when I'm done," called Shinji from the kitchen. "Ok now where's the rice?" he mumbled to himself
It was getting late. The two had come home later than expected, and Misato had already left for night shift leaving only an angry note stating that she would talk to them later. As for supper, Shinji was just making a quick dinner of rice and fish.
30 minutes later:
"Asuka! Come on, dinner's ready!" called Shinji. Asuka's room was silent.
Hmmm, guess I'll check it out.
When he got to her room, she was sleeping peacefully with a smile on her face. Shinji thought she was so innocent-- that is until she started to moan and squirm on the bed.
"What the fuck…" whispered Shinji. Then he realized just what fuck it was, noticing just where her hand was. It was, of course, on her breast. He couldn't see the other hand, but Shinji could also make a pretty good guess as to where it was… (And well let's just say it wasn't a dream about candy and cake)
Shinji ran out of the room faster than a bullet as he tried to stifle a nosebleed.
Oh my fucking god is she having a wet dream?!
"Mmmm Shinji… I like it when you play rough" gushed Asuka from her bedroom
"EHHH?!" Sweet be-Jesus. "Oh shit I need a cold shower!" mumbled Shinji as he ran to the shower.
Next morning
"Sooo Asuka, did you have any… um, good dreams?" asked Shinji slyly.
Asuka blushed and said quickly, "No of course not! Baka! Why -- why do you ask?"
"Whatever… Let's just say you have his little habit of moaning in your sleep" laughed Shinji, "I got money for lunch so don't bother packing," he continued as he walked off to the next room, leaving an amusingly embarrassed, blushing Asuka behind.
"Uh…. Ok… and… umm where's Misato?" asked Asuka in an attempt to cover up her embarrassment.
"She won't be back for twenty five days. She's on a business trip to Canada, some loser city called Hamilton or something like that (my home town! [editor's note: mine too yay!])," shrugged Shinji.
"Twenty five fuckin' days!!! Holy shit! Arghhh! Why didn't she tell me..?!?! That fucking piece of good for nothing shit!!!" screamed Asuka.
"Wow Asuka am I that bad?" asked Shinji with a slight chuckle, "Besides just think of all the fun we can have with her gone," he suggested suavely with a wink towards a now fuming Asuka before bursting out into laughter.
Asuka just glared at him before asking "So what time are we going to the movie?"
"Umm about 5:00, so we'll be missing supper, but hey who cares," smiled Shinji. "Anyways, we gotta head out for at least the beginning of school" Shinji said while looking for his black leather bomber's jacket (the only kind of leather jacket worth wearing unless you count dusters).
"Meh, guess your right" said Asuka as she slumped out of the chair onto the ground. She then crawled into her room with a strange silly smile on her face. This confused Shinji, but he just let it go as one of her little oddities.
On way to school
"Come on Shinji! You slow piece of shit!!!" yelled Asuka, who was now full of her usual wrath.
"We can't all come as quickly as you my dear Asuka!" insinuated Shinji as he walked ahead of the now frozen and fuming redhead.
score three for the Shin-man; Gendo eat your heart out!
She ran to catch up yelling "Fuck you, Shinji Ikari, YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?"
Shinji, feeling like he's on a roll, smoothly replied "Well as long as you're offering Asuka-Chan… although I think it may be the other way around."
Score four, OH YEAH! Who's the Man!? Moi. Heh.
This time Asuka just growled at him so as to spare herself further embarrassment.
Suddenly, an ambulance came hurtling around the corner, speeding in the direction of the school. Shinji looked up to see a billow of smoke up in the sky near where the school should be. "Oh shit!" yelled Shinji "Come on Asuka lets go!"
"Huh whaa?! You're telling me to hurry up, I- " started Asuka, but Shinji was already half-way down the block. "Arghh baka!" she yelled.
School.
"Oh my fucking god…" whispered Shinji. He was standing in front of the school-- or what was left of it. The school was an inferno-- police and firefighters as well as some local citizens were desperately trying to put out the fire and save the school.
"Hey, you, boy! Come here and help me get this debris out of the way!" yelled a firefighter. He was trying to lift some rubble to clear the entrance, so people could get in.
"Huh? Ok, coming.." Shinji said as he ran over to help. "URRRGH..!! Shit man, this stuff is heavy!" complained Shinji.
"Get used to it," growled the firefighter back. Finally they moved it and other firefighters moved into the building.
"Hey Shin-man!" someone yelled over the crowed, "Yo, over here!"
"Hey Toji!" answered Shinji. Toji, Kensuke, Rei, Hikari, and Asuka were standing off a ways from the school talking.
"So what happened?" asked Asuka to Hikari.
"Probably Kensuke and his 'Always blow up in your face' schemes, though this time it looks like it really did blow up," laughed Shinji. Kensuke just glared
"No actually a gas main blew up down stairs, and the basement caught on fire," corrected Hikari.
"Ouch" commented Asuka, "That's gonna cost the school a bundle"
"We'll be out for a while," beamed Toji.
Hikari just glared at him before speaking up "Lets go hang out at the park."
"Yeah! Come on!" cheered Asuka who was already running towards the park with Hikari. The three boys just mumbled and followed suit.
Park
Hikari had run home and prepared a picnic for every one and now they were sitting and enjoying the fresh air.
Shinji and Asuka were cuddling while Toji and Kensuke gave them horrific glares.
Gah! what is it with those two idiots staring at us!, thought Asuka. Soon an evil smile appeared on her face. Asuka turned around and straddled the drowsy Shinji who suddenly became less drowsy.
Before he or any one else said anything she kissed him passionately on the lips. When Shinji finally responded he slipped her the tongue and started to grope her back but Asuka had a firm grip on his nuts and squeezed. Shinji's eyes expanded 30 times more than normal and he fainted.
"Well he went a little too far didn't he," giggled Hikari.
"Yeah," laughed Asuka, as Toji and Kensuke tried to rouse Shinji with some sort of smelling salts Kensuke had.
Shinji awoke and screamed … "…..AW FUCK!" Then he began to writhe in the grass in utter pain, and resembled a drowning worm.
The two girls and two stooges just looked at him strangely and kept on talking.
Later on
"Mmmm…that was good, Hikari" said Shinji who had since recovered.
"Yeah, it was great," agreed the others.
"Thank you guys!" smiled Hikari as she packed the stuff up. It was getting a tad dark and Shinji and Asuka were staring to head home and get ready for the movie.
"Bye," waved Asuka "See you tomorrow Hikari!"
"Yo, later shin!" called Toji and Kensuke.
"So Asuka what was that kiss for?" asked Shinji who was still puzzled.
"Meh, we're going out right? I thought it was the thing to do until you groped my back!" grumbled Asuka.
"Well I hope I can make it up to you," smiled Shinji as he took Asuka's hand and they headed for home.
"You'd better," Asuka growled playfully and Shinji laughed
"I bet you're an animal in bed," Shinji said before running ahead.
"Wha!? You're sooo dead Shinji!" screamed Asuka as she gave chase.
Movie theatre
"Whaaaaaaa?!" fumed Asuka as she stared at the closed sign on the cinema door.
Shinji just cursed and stared to.
"Must be because of the gas breakage" muttered Shinji in a tired tone.
Asuka sighed, "Well guess we'd better head home then…"
Shinji smiled "Yeah we can have more fun alone than at the movie Asuka...."
At that Asuka gave a chuckle and snuggled close to Shinji as they began to walk to the apartment.
Apartment
"Ah, that was good Shinji" smiled Asuka in a playful tone. But Shinji just smiled and stared into her eyes.
They had just finished some beef teriyaki sushi and a few glasses of import beer, some Canadian beer called Molson. woot!
damn she's beautiful thought the slightly tipsy teen. I wonder…
"Asuka you uh wanna umm make out? I mean it's ok --" his brief question/explanation was cut short by the moist lips of a passionate Asuka.
"Uuuugghh Shinji I hope this isn't the beer talking but I love you so much!" whispered Asuka into his ear; he responded by kissing her harder.
Author's Note: (ok I'm assuring you now THIS IS NOOOOOT a LEMON THERE WILL B NO HENTAI! Fondling YES but SEX NOOO) Editor's Note: It's Lemony-Lime! Woo…
Shinji slowly but surely reached around to Asuka's chest and slowly touched her breast with a light caress.
Oh shit. Oh shit. OH, SHIT. That's right baby… thought Shinji excitedly, a blast of hornyness flooding his senses, I hope she lets me or else she'll kill my sorry ass
mmmmmm thought Asuka with a slight mental chuckle he finally tried, just as long as he doesn't cross the border I don't have to rip his nuts off
Shinji began to reach back around with one hand to Asuka's back and with some effort unhooked her bra, Asuka and shinji never stopped kissing though out all of this only breaking to breath and moan. But before shinji could get to his so desired prize and before Asuka could think of any thing naughty she could do channel 54 racing came blaring on. Pen pen came walking into the TV room were Asuka and Shinji were 'playing' and sat right down with a beer and started to watch TV.
Shinji and Asuka just stared in shock looked at each other and ran to Asuka's room.
Next mourning
"Uggghhh..!! My head…" groaned Shinji when he'd finally oriented himself.
He was in Asuka's room and couldn't remember much, a lot of moaning and touch and-oh my god we dint, tell me we weren't that drunk Shinji looked over at Asuka whose clothes other than her shirt were only slightly rumpled as for the shirt it was as far as it could go before being of no use to hide her self.
"Asuka," whispered Shinji in Asuka's ear. The girl turned over and squinted and than smiled.
"Hello shinji-kun…how are you? Have fun last night?" mused Asuka. But shinji just sniggered and than smiled at her to.
"Not as much as you I bet" he said at length, indicating to wear her hand was. Asuka blushed and quickly pulled her hand out of her pants.
"If I hear a word about the hand-in-the-pants thing I swear you nuts will be torn out with your own teeth!" growled in a playful tone but Shinji new how real that threat was.
"Tell 'em all about how me made out but leave out the dirty details," Asuka said. The two both smiled at eachother before melting back into each others arms and falling back to sleep.
Editor's Note: lol wtf..
Author notes: my editor is a real corny person just so u kno! =P so pl excuse he really bad editor notes /sigh
gasp OMG. I updated, good lord!! Please R&R I'm sorry I don't update much but I have renewed vigour and I will try to update within the month!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks to The Double Sided Card, Roland Deschan and Yuxi!!!!
I love u all and roland I still have no idea what neo-classical rock metal is but send me a recording of your band man!!!!!!!!
And yes from now there will b a bit of that 'teenage fun' in my chap if u don't like it don't read it I'm far to lazy to care, but I still love all you people who do read!!!