This is hopefully an original idea. A script for a CD containing both songs
and skits. Like a cross between Tenacious D and EMIN3M. Feedback (the
review kind :p) appreciated. Enjoy!

Track One: Roketto Dan (YMCA)

Ash: Oh boy we get to make a really super cool Pokemon CD!
Misty: Yeah none of that oh I love you so much Ash stuff and PokéRaps
James: Actually you don't get to do anything at all *sounds of struggling*
Jesse: To protect this CD from devastation!
James: To unite all genres with our nation!
Brock: Can I join in?
James: Sure! You have a nice ass.
Meowth: Youse guys carry on here whoile I dispose of dese twoips.
James: Right ho!
Jesse: You ready James?
James: I was born ready!
Brock: One!
Jesse: Two!
James: Un Deux Trois!

*intro*
Brock: Yeehaw!

James: Young man, there's no need to kneel down
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground
I said, young man, get rid of that frown
There's no need to be unhappy

Young man, there's a Team you can join
I said, young man, to afford a new groin
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many gheys to have a good time

All: It's fun to work with the Rok-et-to Dan
It's fun to work with the Rok-et-to Dan
James: They have everything there for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys...
All: It's fun to work with the Rok-et-to Dan
It's fun to work with the Rok-et-to Dan
James: You can get yourself preened, you can have a good meal,
You can do whomever you feel...

Young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, what do you want to be?
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams
But you got to know this one thing!

No man does it all by himself
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf
And just go there, to the Roketto Dan
I'm sure they can help you to be ghey

All: It's fun to work with the Rok-et-to Dan
It's fun to work with the Rok-et-to Dan
James: They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys...
All: It's fun to work with the Rok-et-to Dan
It's fun to work with the Rok-et-to Dan
James: You can get yourself preened, you can have a good meal,
You can do whomever you feel...

Young man, I was once in your shoes
I said, I was lost without a clue
I felt no man cared if I were alive
I needed surgery to feel right

That's when someone came up to me
And said, young man, where is your memory?
There's a place here called the Roketto Dan
They can help make you a girly

All: It's fun to work with the Rok-et-to Dan
It's fun to work with the Rok-et-to Dan
James: They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys...

All: Rok-et-to Dan... you'll find it at the Rok-et-to Dan
Rok-et-to Dan... you'll find it at the Rok-et-to Dan
Rok-et-to Dan... you'll find it at the Rok-et-to Dan

James: Wasn't that superdupulous?
Jesse: It isn't really my thing...
Brock: I must go wash off the gay now.
James: Hee OK, next song!