Track Three: Pretty Fly - For an East Guy (Pretty Fly - For a White Guy)
Brock: This is a song... for all the ladies. But fellas... listen closely...
Oonden, gleegan, glougen, glaven!
Fangirls: Give it to me Brocky (uh-huh uh-huh)
Give it to me Brocky (uh-huh uh-huh)
Give it to me Brocky (uh-huh uh-huh)
And all the girls say he's pretty fly for an east guy
Meowth: Ichi ni san, yon go go roku
Brock: You know it's kind of hard
To train Pokemon today
Our subject isn't good
But he breeds 'em anyway
He may not have a girl
And he may not have 'it'
But everything he lacks
Well he makes up with his squint
All: So don't debate, that James is straight
You know Brock really doesn't get that he's ghey
He wants to play the field, and keep it real
For Cop Jenny, for Cop Jenny
So if you put out, just give Brock a shout
At least you'll know you can always eat doughnuts
The world needs sushi rolls
So hey, hey, do that squinty dance
Fangirls: Give it to me Brocky (uh-huh uh-huh)
Give it to me Brocky (uh-huh uh-huh)
Give it to me Brocky (uh-huh uh-huh)
And all the girls say he's pretty fly for an east guy
Brock: He needs some cool gear
Not just any will suffice
But they had no PokeGear
So he bought some Fisher Price
Now cruising on his trike, he sees bikers as he pass
But if he looks twice
They'll shove Chopper up his ass
All: So don't debate, that James is straight
You know Brock really doesn't get that he's ghey
He wants to play the field, and keep it real
For Cop Jenny, for Cop Jenny
So if you put out, just give Brock a shout
At least you'll know you can always eat doughnuts
The world needs sushi rolls
So hey, hey, do that squinty dance
Brock: Now he's getting a tattoo
He's gettin' ink done
He asked for a Joy but they drew a Magneton
Ash say he's trying too hard
And he's lost his grip
But in his own mind
He's a, he's a chick magnet
Fangirls: Give it to me Brocky (uh-huh uh-huh)
Give it to me Brocky (uh-huh uh-huh)
Give it to me Brocky (uh-huh uh-huh)
Meowth: Ichi ni san, yon go go roku
All: So don't debate, that James is straight
You know Brock really doesn't get that he's ghey
He wants to play the field, and keep it real
For Cop Jenny, for Cop Jenny
So if you put out, just give Brock a shout
At least you'll know you can always eat doughnuts
The world needs sushi rolls
So hey, hey, do that squinty dance
The world needs sushi rolls
The world loves sushi rolls
Let's get some more sushi rolls
And hey, hey, do that squinty dance
Brock: Yeah alright!
James: Fantabulous my dear.
Jesse: Alright no more single-person shit. Let's do something as a group.
Brock: You read my mind eyebrow waggle
Jesse: THWACK!!!