Track Four: Leader of the Brats (Leader of the Pack)
Jesse: Ok, we've decided you can do a lovey-dovey Ash song.
Misty: REALLY???!!!
James: But TRY to make it amusing.
Meowth: We aint got no toime fa romance an mush.
Misty: Alrighty, I've got an idea. James, you'll need to be a girl.
James: Oh honey, you make it sound like a chore!
Jesse: Is she really travelling with him?
James: Well there she is, let's ask her.
Jesse: Misty, is that Ash's hat you're wearing?
Misty: Mm-hmm.
James: Gee, it must be great training with him. Are you going to a gym today?
Misty: Uh-uh.
Jesse and James: By the way, how'd you meet him?
Misty: I met him at a waterfall
He turned around and smiled at me
You get the picture?
Jesse and James: Yes, we see
Misty: That's when I fell for
The Leader of the Brats
Team Rocket were always putting him down
They said he'd have to think just to frown
They told him he was sad
But I know he's just glad
That's why I fell for
The Leader of the Brats
One day my Ash had found someone new
Some bitch named May
And her 'lil bro too
I stood there and asked him why
And all I could do was cry
I'm sorry I met you
The Leader of the Brats
He sorta smiled and waved goodbye
My rage was beginning to show
As he turned away on that sunny day
I yelled at him, "You're slow!"
Whether he heard, he'll never know
(You twat, you twat, you twat, you twat...)
sounds of punching, breaking glass, etc
He looked so helpless when I was through
But it persuaded him to say, "I do"
In church they all stopped and stared
We couldn't hide his scars
But I don't care
He'll be sorry he met me
The Leader of the Brats
James: Not bad. Not bad at all.
Misty: So I can stick around?
Jesse: Oh why not.
Brock: Yeah James is probably fed up of being the only girl here!
Jesse: WHAT WAS THAT???
Brock: Yeep!