Disclaimer:  I don't own Power Rangers.  Someone else does.  I don't know whom because it keeps changing.  Please don't get offended if I insult your favorite character.  Some pairings are easy to write a story for while others are really tough.  So please realize that some of my stories will be better than others.  Hi to all my fellow AFPR's including my fellow female Psychos :).  And I really appreciate the reviews :).

     Ok, just for the record, I don't dislike Karone at all.  I just wanted Kendrix to have a really negative reaction to her.  This story just fell into my lap when I realized the similarity between the names 'Kendrix' and 'Kendall."

Danny and Kendrix

By

Eileen (Psycho Tangerine)

     "Here comes the bride," Danny sang to himself as he fussed with his boutonniere.  He was excited, very excited.  For today was the day he had been looking forward to ever since he was six years old and put on his mom's wedding dress.  Kendall had agreed to marry him.

     "And I didn't have to pay a dime for the wedding," he mumbled to himself.  Kendall's family was the old-fashioned type that still believed that a bride's family should pay for the wedding.  Which was lucky for Danny who had gone broke trying to get Kendall to say "yes" through the use of newspaper, magazine, and television ads, billboards, and skywriting.

     Danny mentally ignored the fact that when Kendall had said "yes," she had also mumbled, "anything to stop the damn stalking."  He also ignored the fact that just that morning he had seen her driving to the airport.  "Probably just checking up on our honeymoon flight," he told himself.

     Someone knocked on the door.  "Come in," Danny said as he continued to fuss with his tuxedo. 

     A blonde, bespectacled woman wearing a wedding dress rushed into the room and grabbed Danny in a tight embrace.  "Oh, I am sooooo excited!  I never thought I'd ever get proposed to.   By the way, what was your name again?"

     Danny ducked out of Kendrix's arms.  "What are you talking about?  Who are you?"

     Kendrix paused.  "It's me, Kendrix.  Don't you remember that proposal you had skywritten just for me?  The one that said 'Marry me, Kendrix, love Danny?'"

     Danny groaned.  That was what he got for trying to save money by having his proposal skywritten during a windstorm.  "We don't even know each other," he growled. "Why in God's name do you think I would propose to you?"

     Kendrix dropped to a chair and began to cry.  Danny offered her a tissue, but she grabbed his vest and blew her nose on that instead.       

     "Well, I'm not getting any younger.  And I don't want to die again without getting married.  And Leo only likes that Karone bitch.  I can't believe I actually asked her to take my place as a Ranger.  I don't think I had all of my brains as a ghost.  And then when I saw my name on a proposal by another Ranger, I just got so excited."

     Danny, who had just come out of the closet…after having changed into his spare tuxedo, looked flabbergasted.  "You were a Ranger?  You were dead?  You knew I was a Ranger?  How'd you know that?  Did Max tell you?  I swear he's such a blunderheaded idiot.  I only hang out with him because he makes me seem less incompetent in comparison.  Oh, but don't tell him that.  I plan to borrow five thousand dollars from him for the honeymoon."

     Kendrix, having just finished crying, wiped her face on Danny's sleeve.  "Our honeymoon?  Oh, where are we going?"

     Danny sighed.  "You are going to Bellevue if I have my way.  Kendall and I are going on that stupid tour that Max and I took after Master Org was defeated."

     "Why didn't you take her with you the first time?"

     Danny shrugged.  "I don't know, but she did mumble something about not wanting to get between Ace and Gary.  Whoever they are.  But never mind that.  How'd you know I was a Power Ranger?"

     Kendrix looked at him skeptically.  "You don't know?  The Space Rangers captured the Repulsascope after the fall of Dark Spectre.  They made copies of it using the replicator on the Megaship.  We all have one and we use them to spy…er, keep an eye on one another.  How'd you the think other Red Rangers knew to contact Cole to help with getting rid of Serpenterra?"

     Danny shrugged again.  "I don't know.  Maybe it was because of those stupid jackets we all had to wear that advertised our Wildforce animals?"

     Kendix's face suddenly brightened as if she realized something.  "So THAT'S why you never had a 'reunion' with the Rangers who followed you.  You didn't know they existed"

     "That and the fact we just didn't want to go all the way to New Zealand," Danny murmured.

     Kendrix smacked him on the head.  "They're not in New Zealand.  They're Californians who just have unusual accents.  Anyway, just wait until I give FedEx a piece of my mind."

     "Ok," said Danny.  "But, what this about you having been a ghost?"

     "Totally overrated," replied Kendrix.  "You get to be invisible and fly.  Big deal.  It was fun for awhile.  I got to see all of the guys while they were taking their showers."  Kendrix frowned.  "But I also got to see that slut, Karone, make her moves on Leo.  Zhane thinks the kid is his but I know better." Kendrix smirked. "And now she's paying for my new car in order for me to keep my mouth shut."

     Danny nodded absentmindedly as he looked at his watch.  "Ten minutes until the ceremony!  Look, I'm sorry, but you really have to go.  I'm sure you'll find someone else real soon."

     Kendrix considered this.  "How about your friend, Max?  He sounds kind of cute."

     Danny quickly scribbled on a piece of paper and handed it to Kendrix.  "Here is his phone number."  He mentally apologized to his best friend, but then reasoned that Max was looking for a girlfriend anyway.

     "Oh thank you," Kendrix gushed.  "I am so sorry that I bothered you and I hope you have a wonderful wedding."  With that she pulled Danny into another tight embrace.

     A voice came floating from down the hallway.  "Oh, Danny, I'm so sorry I tried to run away from you.  I realize now that you are the only man I could ever love."  The door burst open and Kendall gasped as she saw Kendrix in her wedding dress hugging a now asphyxiating Danny as he desperately struggled to get out of her grasp.

     "Well," Kendall snapped, "so this is how it's going to be, huh?  I thought you loved me.  Well the wedding is off!"  With that she pulled the engagement ring off her finger and threw it at Danny.  "And I'm telling Daddy to charge you for all of this stuff.  He may be old-fashioned, but he's not stupid."  With that, she ran out of the building and hailed a cab.  "Take me to Turtle Cove Airport and hurry!"

     Danny, having finally struggled out of Kendrix's arms, ran to the window just as the cab disappeared around the corner.  "Kendall, noooooooo!"  He laid his head on the windowsill and began to sob.

     Kendrix sidled up to him.  "Gee, I am so sorry about that."  She paused for a moment.  "So, are you still looking for a bride?"