::|| The Terrible Two ||::
"Lunch Time!!"
The next day, Lynx and Pyro were sitting around being as bored as ever. Letting the plane go wherever it was heading, considering that neither of them knew how to drive a plane, so they had just put it in auto-pilot. Not that it was working or anything because while Lynx had fallen asleep late the night before Pyro thought the best thing he could do to entertain himself was to orb up a bunch of wild monkeys as they rampaged throughout destroying the control panels.
"Oohh!" Pyro said getting up, excitedly. "Look!" He pointed out the window.
Lynx groaned getting up and looking out the window, "Ok what am I looking at...?"
"There's a Mcdonalds down there!" He squeaked jumping up and down. "Lets go, lets go!"
She growled, at Pyro's stupidity and threw a magazine at him, shutting him up.... For a couple seconds, then he continued with his stupidity as usual, he had WAY WAY too much mountain dew the night before.
"Do you always think about food?" Lynx asked.
"No..." Pyro replied, pulling out a candy bar and stuffing it down his big mouth, hoping Lynx wouldn't notice.
"Oh my.."
"C'mon let's go!" Pyro sat down in a seat and put his hands on the wall of the plane. "hehehe.."
"Uh oh, what are you doing?"
"Oh nothing," He said. "I'm just going to orb this whole plane down there." With that said, the plane turned a light bluish color and broke into a bunch of white and blue orbs, disappearing out of thin air and reappearing right in the parking lot of McDonalds, crushing all the cars and the innocent little people in it, eating their wonderful meal.
"Oops." Pyro said, as a guilty smiled formed with a candy bar still stuffed in his face.
"ALRIGHT LETS MOVE IN" Lynx shouted, kicking one of the doors, bursting it open and running madly into the fast food restaurant disturbing the peace that once was. She walked up slowly in the back of the huge line that had formed made up with about 30 people. "Let's try and hurry this up here people!!"
No one responded, completely ignoring her.
"Ooooh..." Pyro said, trying to make the situation worse than it already was. "I know you people didn't just ignore Lynx, that was a mistake.." He told them putting his hand over his ears a-waiting for Lynx's next very well thought out plan.
"I SAID!!!!" She screamed picking up one of the tables next to her that happened to be a table that four old lady's were eating off of, and throwing it out of a window. "HURRY IT UP PEOPLE!"
Before Lynx was about to do something she probably would never regret, even though she already did, Pyro waved his hand, "uhh.. people.." he said as everyone in the line in front of them orbed to the back of the line. "There we go." He said grinning at Lynx who was not happy about what he just did.
"Why did you do that...?" she asked as everyone in the restaurant ran out of the building screaming they're heads off yelling. "MUTANTS!!!!!!"
"Oh yeah." He said cowering back into a corner, as Lynx grabbed a plastic fork that was on the floor, then she figured out she was holding a fork that was probably used by some old man, who picked his nose with it. "EEW" She shrieked throwing it randomly at a person.
"Hey who's that?" Pyro asked, as he stared at a young teenage girl who was standing there waiting for the two of them to make they're orders. He sat there blankly just staring at her.
"Oh please.."
Pyro got up and walked over to her, "Hey how are you? I'm chewy do you wanna taste?"
Lynx practically fell over amazed by what stupidity that just came out of his mouth. "That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard in my life" She said trying not to pay attention to him, not wanting anyone to know that she was with him, being at McDonalds was bad enough, being at a cheap old fast food restaurant where they're rich enough because all the money that they stole they could be at the most expensive place to eat in the world, but oh no. They were at McDonalds.
With a blink of an eye, the girl who was standing there ready to take they're orders turned into a teenage guy totally switching genders, totally freakin Pyro out.
"Ahh!" He shouted, as he orbed himself behind Lynx. "Save me!" He whimpered.
Lynx stood silently staring at him, "now that's a cool power." She said approaching him. "Hey" winking one of her eyes, being absolutely non Lynx- like.
Pyro got up quickly and ran over to them "hey, hey, hey, this thing is a mutant don't be flirting with...hi-...her-...IT!"
The gender-changing mutant laughed, as his appearance changed once again, now looking about the same age as Pyro, except taller, with short blackish- brown hair and with a stupid smile on his face.
"That's... a very unique power..." Lynx said, a little disappointed.
He laughed once again, "Oh no, I have the power to create illusions. I can create any illusion I want to, but it only last for a certain amount of time."
"How interesting." Pyro said, acting a little grumpy "I liked you better as a girl." He frowned.
"I can turn back if ya want."
"NO, NO, NO, NO!" Pyro responded, stepping back. "I'm all good."
"Hey do you want to come with us to our plane that's sitting outside in the parking lot. Were off to L.A."
"Sure he said."
"Great, but uhh.. we're still hungry." Pyro told him pointing to a tray of food that was ready for someone to eat. "So I think we will be taking that."
"Oh go ahead, I don't care. I hated this dumb job anyway."
Pyro quickly scrambled over to the tray of food grabbing it and running back to the plane, ready to continue on their way to L.A
"Oh I must warn you," Lynx told him. "Don't let Pyro drink any mountain dew or anything that contains any sugar.... Because Pyro plus Sugar equals death.... So don't do it."
"Alright" He nodded, grabbing a can of mountain dew that was sitting on a table. "Hey Pyro I got something for ya!" He yelled running towards the plane.
Lynx fell over, "Oh how did I get stuck with these two..." She thought banging her head against one of the legs of the table hoping she would kill herself sparing her the trouble of being with the two of them. Unluckily her powers kicked in and her head wen't right through it saving her life. "Oh dang... so close,I was.."
"Lunch Time!!"
The next day, Lynx and Pyro were sitting around being as bored as ever. Letting the plane go wherever it was heading, considering that neither of them knew how to drive a plane, so they had just put it in auto-pilot. Not that it was working or anything because while Lynx had fallen asleep late the night before Pyro thought the best thing he could do to entertain himself was to orb up a bunch of wild monkeys as they rampaged throughout destroying the control panels.
"Oohh!" Pyro said getting up, excitedly. "Look!" He pointed out the window.
Lynx groaned getting up and looking out the window, "Ok what am I looking at...?"
"There's a Mcdonalds down there!" He squeaked jumping up and down. "Lets go, lets go!"
She growled, at Pyro's stupidity and threw a magazine at him, shutting him up.... For a couple seconds, then he continued with his stupidity as usual, he had WAY WAY too much mountain dew the night before.
"Do you always think about food?" Lynx asked.
"No..." Pyro replied, pulling out a candy bar and stuffing it down his big mouth, hoping Lynx wouldn't notice.
"Oh my.."
"C'mon let's go!" Pyro sat down in a seat and put his hands on the wall of the plane. "hehehe.."
"Uh oh, what are you doing?"
"Oh nothing," He said. "I'm just going to orb this whole plane down there." With that said, the plane turned a light bluish color and broke into a bunch of white and blue orbs, disappearing out of thin air and reappearing right in the parking lot of McDonalds, crushing all the cars and the innocent little people in it, eating their wonderful meal.
"Oops." Pyro said, as a guilty smiled formed with a candy bar still stuffed in his face.
"ALRIGHT LETS MOVE IN" Lynx shouted, kicking one of the doors, bursting it open and running madly into the fast food restaurant disturbing the peace that once was. She walked up slowly in the back of the huge line that had formed made up with about 30 people. "Let's try and hurry this up here people!!"
No one responded, completely ignoring her.
"Ooooh..." Pyro said, trying to make the situation worse than it already was. "I know you people didn't just ignore Lynx, that was a mistake.." He told them putting his hand over his ears a-waiting for Lynx's next very well thought out plan.
"I SAID!!!!" She screamed picking up one of the tables next to her that happened to be a table that four old lady's were eating off of, and throwing it out of a window. "HURRY IT UP PEOPLE!"
Before Lynx was about to do something she probably would never regret, even though she already did, Pyro waved his hand, "uhh.. people.." he said as everyone in the line in front of them orbed to the back of the line. "There we go." He said grinning at Lynx who was not happy about what he just did.
"Why did you do that...?" she asked as everyone in the restaurant ran out of the building screaming they're heads off yelling. "MUTANTS!!!!!!"
"Oh yeah." He said cowering back into a corner, as Lynx grabbed a plastic fork that was on the floor, then she figured out she was holding a fork that was probably used by some old man, who picked his nose with it. "EEW" She shrieked throwing it randomly at a person.
"Hey who's that?" Pyro asked, as he stared at a young teenage girl who was standing there waiting for the two of them to make they're orders. He sat there blankly just staring at her.
"Oh please.."
Pyro got up and walked over to her, "Hey how are you? I'm chewy do you wanna taste?"
Lynx practically fell over amazed by what stupidity that just came out of his mouth. "That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard in my life" She said trying not to pay attention to him, not wanting anyone to know that she was with him, being at McDonalds was bad enough, being at a cheap old fast food restaurant where they're rich enough because all the money that they stole they could be at the most expensive place to eat in the world, but oh no. They were at McDonalds.
With a blink of an eye, the girl who was standing there ready to take they're orders turned into a teenage guy totally switching genders, totally freakin Pyro out.
"Ahh!" He shouted, as he orbed himself behind Lynx. "Save me!" He whimpered.
Lynx stood silently staring at him, "now that's a cool power." She said approaching him. "Hey" winking one of her eyes, being absolutely non Lynx- like.
Pyro got up quickly and ran over to them "hey, hey, hey, this thing is a mutant don't be flirting with...hi-...her-...IT!"
The gender-changing mutant laughed, as his appearance changed once again, now looking about the same age as Pyro, except taller, with short blackish- brown hair and with a stupid smile on his face.
"That's... a very unique power..." Lynx said, a little disappointed.
He laughed once again, "Oh no, I have the power to create illusions. I can create any illusion I want to, but it only last for a certain amount of time."
"How interesting." Pyro said, acting a little grumpy "I liked you better as a girl." He frowned.
"I can turn back if ya want."
"NO, NO, NO, NO!" Pyro responded, stepping back. "I'm all good."
"Hey do you want to come with us to our plane that's sitting outside in the parking lot. Were off to L.A."
"Sure he said."
"Great, but uhh.. we're still hungry." Pyro told him pointing to a tray of food that was ready for someone to eat. "So I think we will be taking that."
"Oh go ahead, I don't care. I hated this dumb job anyway."
Pyro quickly scrambled over to the tray of food grabbing it and running back to the plane, ready to continue on their way to L.A
"Oh I must warn you," Lynx told him. "Don't let Pyro drink any mountain dew or anything that contains any sugar.... Because Pyro plus Sugar equals death.... So don't do it."
"Alright" He nodded, grabbing a can of mountain dew that was sitting on a table. "Hey Pyro I got something for ya!" He yelled running towards the plane.
Lynx fell over, "Oh how did I get stuck with these two..." She thought banging her head against one of the legs of the table hoping she would kill herself sparing her the trouble of being with the two of them. Unluckily her powers kicked in and her head wen't right through it saving her life. "Oh dang... so close,I was.."