:: The Terrible Two ::
"McDonalds"
Most of the rest of the trip the three of them slept, after there long day. Lynx of course was the first to wake up, and was anxious to find out where they would be next. Before long an evil idea popped in her head, out of nowhere she pulled out a bucket of water. "Hmm I believe they have gotten enough sleep." She thought to herself as she dumped the bucket of water on the both of them.
Darren and Pyro shot up, and glared at Lynx. "What was that for?!" Darren shouted. "Was there really any need to do that!?"
Pyro laughed, "Of course there wasn't this is Lynx were talking about here." He told him.
Lynx smirked and put the empty bucket down and then kicked it. "Maybe if you decided to tell me that certain thing you were hiding and wouldn't tell us I wouldn't of done such an evil thing." She sat down, "Ok never-mind I probably still would of done it but that isn't the point."
Darren made a face, "Why do you need to know so much about me!?" He questioned. "I barely know you guys."
"Exactly" Lynx pointed out. "That's why we want to know more about you, considering we are taking you with us, to wherever we are going. I think we deserve to know more about you than you're parents loved you and that tolerated you. That doesn't say crap about who you are-"
Pyro interrupted her, "hey hey c'mon leave him alone. He seems pretty cool, I don't think we have anything to worry about." Pyro sat back, "So guys where are we goin?"
"I dunno." Lynx answered. "I think were somewhere in france." She sat quietly for a few minutes looking out the window.
"Cool." Darren added, "We should go to one of their McDonalds."
Pyro frowned, "Um why would we do that?"
"Because I'm hungry..?"
"Oh jeez." Lynx said, running her hand through her grey colored hair. "Food is all you guys think about isn't it?" Before either one of them could answer she answered for them. "Yes it is you guys are lazy ass pigs whos life revolves around food because you guys have no real life."
"You got that right," Pyro agreed. "Alright so if were ready than lets go."
Darren and Lynx put their hands on his shoulder as the three of them orbed down to a McDonalds in France, still not knowing which part of France they were even in, but that didn't matter as long as they had somewhere to eat they were fine.
They found a table and sat down and waited until the line shrunk a little than Pyro and Darren shot up to get inline to get some food. Lynx wasn't hungry she sat their patiently for once and waited until they returned acting rather odd, and when they did they came back with a whole tray of burgers and fries.
"Are you sure you don't want any?" Pyro asked her as he shoved fries in his mouth barely being able to swallow it all.
"What's wrong?" Darren asked. "You've been awful quiet today, you don't seem like yourself. I know I haven't know you for very long but still, you seem different."
"I dunno." She said to him, glancing around the room. "I just, kinda feel alone."
"Alone!?" Pyro exclaimed, choking on his food. "How can you be alone you've got us."
"I know, I know" She said. "But I need a girl friend to hang out with. Ya know?"
"Yeah I need a girlfriend too." Darren and Pyro both said at the same time.
She sighed, "Oh ha ha, not a girlfriend, a girl friend. A friend that is a girl you stupid ass wipes she said smirking as she picked up their tray of food and threw it on the floor.
"There we go, that's the Lynx I know." Pyro said smiling with fries sticking out of his mouth.
"Oh how lovely," She said to him. "By the way how did you order for the food, you guys don't know how to speak French do you?"
"No, but I just grabbed a random tray that was sittin there, it happened to have food so I got it." Pyro told her.
"Oh, yeah that works too." She said.
"Yep, it sure does." Darren added, finishing his 8th burger. "Mmmm I love McDonalds."
"Yeah I'm sure you miss workin there too right?"
"Hell no, Im never workin at another McDonalds again!" He shouted.
As all the customers and the people who worked there turned all their attention to him.
"Umm.. just kidding?"
Pyro and Lynx broke out in laughter.
"Quit while you still can!" Lynx yelled. "Minimum wage isn't worth workin at some cheap ass place like this! Am I right!?"
Everybody was silent, until the manager walked out. "Hey hey, whats going on here Is there something wrong?"
"Everything is wrong around here, the food sucks, its cheap and gross, you're workers get paid like 2 bucks a day and my friends Pyro and Darren here just walked up and stole some food and no one noticed, now what kind of place is this!?"
The manager had a blank look on his face, "Um.. a good one?" He said not wanting this to be a bigger scene than it already was.
"No!" Lynx slammed her hand on the table. "This is not a good place. Now give everyone in here free food and pay your workers extra, do you understand me!!!?"
"Yes yes ma'am I do." He said rushing back to wherever he came from.
Darren and Pyro sat back, grinning from ear to ear. "It's good to have the old Lynx back."
"Yes it is."
"McDonalds"
Most of the rest of the trip the three of them slept, after there long day. Lynx of course was the first to wake up, and was anxious to find out where they would be next. Before long an evil idea popped in her head, out of nowhere she pulled out a bucket of water. "Hmm I believe they have gotten enough sleep." She thought to herself as she dumped the bucket of water on the both of them.
Darren and Pyro shot up, and glared at Lynx. "What was that for?!" Darren shouted. "Was there really any need to do that!?"
Pyro laughed, "Of course there wasn't this is Lynx were talking about here." He told him.
Lynx smirked and put the empty bucket down and then kicked it. "Maybe if you decided to tell me that certain thing you were hiding and wouldn't tell us I wouldn't of done such an evil thing." She sat down, "Ok never-mind I probably still would of done it but that isn't the point."
Darren made a face, "Why do you need to know so much about me!?" He questioned. "I barely know you guys."
"Exactly" Lynx pointed out. "That's why we want to know more about you, considering we are taking you with us, to wherever we are going. I think we deserve to know more about you than you're parents loved you and that tolerated you. That doesn't say crap about who you are-"
Pyro interrupted her, "hey hey c'mon leave him alone. He seems pretty cool, I don't think we have anything to worry about." Pyro sat back, "So guys where are we goin?"
"I dunno." Lynx answered. "I think were somewhere in france." She sat quietly for a few minutes looking out the window.
"Cool." Darren added, "We should go to one of their McDonalds."
Pyro frowned, "Um why would we do that?"
"Because I'm hungry..?"
"Oh jeez." Lynx said, running her hand through her grey colored hair. "Food is all you guys think about isn't it?" Before either one of them could answer she answered for them. "Yes it is you guys are lazy ass pigs whos life revolves around food because you guys have no real life."
"You got that right," Pyro agreed. "Alright so if were ready than lets go."
Darren and Lynx put their hands on his shoulder as the three of them orbed down to a McDonalds in France, still not knowing which part of France they were even in, but that didn't matter as long as they had somewhere to eat they were fine.
They found a table and sat down and waited until the line shrunk a little than Pyro and Darren shot up to get inline to get some food. Lynx wasn't hungry she sat their patiently for once and waited until they returned acting rather odd, and when they did they came back with a whole tray of burgers and fries.
"Are you sure you don't want any?" Pyro asked her as he shoved fries in his mouth barely being able to swallow it all.
"What's wrong?" Darren asked. "You've been awful quiet today, you don't seem like yourself. I know I haven't know you for very long but still, you seem different."
"I dunno." She said to him, glancing around the room. "I just, kinda feel alone."
"Alone!?" Pyro exclaimed, choking on his food. "How can you be alone you've got us."
"I know, I know" She said. "But I need a girl friend to hang out with. Ya know?"
"Yeah I need a girlfriend too." Darren and Pyro both said at the same time.
She sighed, "Oh ha ha, not a girlfriend, a girl friend. A friend that is a girl you stupid ass wipes she said smirking as she picked up their tray of food and threw it on the floor.
"There we go, that's the Lynx I know." Pyro said smiling with fries sticking out of his mouth.
"Oh how lovely," She said to him. "By the way how did you order for the food, you guys don't know how to speak French do you?"
"No, but I just grabbed a random tray that was sittin there, it happened to have food so I got it." Pyro told her.
"Oh, yeah that works too." She said.
"Yep, it sure does." Darren added, finishing his 8th burger. "Mmmm I love McDonalds."
"Yeah I'm sure you miss workin there too right?"
"Hell no, Im never workin at another McDonalds again!" He shouted.
As all the customers and the people who worked there turned all their attention to him.
"Umm.. just kidding?"
Pyro and Lynx broke out in laughter.
"Quit while you still can!" Lynx yelled. "Minimum wage isn't worth workin at some cheap ass place like this! Am I right!?"
Everybody was silent, until the manager walked out. "Hey hey, whats going on here Is there something wrong?"
"Everything is wrong around here, the food sucks, its cheap and gross, you're workers get paid like 2 bucks a day and my friends Pyro and Darren here just walked up and stole some food and no one noticed, now what kind of place is this!?"
The manager had a blank look on his face, "Um.. a good one?" He said not wanting this to be a bigger scene than it already was.
"No!" Lynx slammed her hand on the table. "This is not a good place. Now give everyone in here free food and pay your workers extra, do you understand me!!!?"
"Yes yes ma'am I do." He said rushing back to wherever he came from.
Darren and Pyro sat back, grinning from ear to ear. "It's good to have the old Lynx back."
"Yes it is."