Well here it is, as promised chapter four. I forgot to put at the end of
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Hermione was once again doubled over her work completely oblivious to what was going on around her. She didn't care that Suzie Hornblower was having an affair with Gabe McPhereson who was engaged to famous wizarding model known just as Feng Wai. Nor did she care that everybody was planning the magazine's annual picnic for Saturday the 21st and the rain date was the following Saturday. She wasn't interested in who was having sex with whom. And she certainly didn't care about all the buzz that was going on by the water cooler this instant. In fact it was getting on her nerves so much that she broke her quill right in half. Slamming the pieces down in a huff she pushed her chair away from her desk and made her way out the door towards the water cooler that was coincidently located right by her office.
Just as she was marching over there to give the nosy people a piece of her mind about work ethics and minding their own business because she for one did not care that her coworker was blowing the mail guy. Clearing her throat loudly right behind one of her coworkers, Margo, she was a bit surprised when Margo turned around and grabbed her hand pulling her into the fray.
"Hey Hermione! I guess you heard about it too!" She said excitedly.
"Heard about what exactly? I actually came here to..." But Hermione never finished her sentenced because she was interrupted by her other coworker that she never bothered to know her name.
"You mean you haven't heard!!!" she squealed.
"No." Hermione replied frankly.
"I cant believe you haven't heard! I mean this is the most juiciest piece of information to come to Infinity EVER!" the no-name coworker squealed again.
"Yes well, that still doesn't tell me what it is anyway." Hermione began again but was cut off...again.
"I mean like, wow! I cant believe it. I cannot believe it! I mean can you believe it!?" Anonymous girl went on.
Hermione already agitated grinded her teeth together harder then she had in a while.
"If you could just...." Hermione tried again at a different angle.
"This is totally awesome!" the dim-witted coworker rambled on.
Hermione having enough gripped the idiot coworker by her shoulders, turned her around and yelled in her face while shaking her. "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!!"
The coworker cocking her head to the side and said "You really have no Idea what were talking about? No need to be rough. All you had to do was ask."
"You had better tell me before I shove that water cooler in one of your orifices, sideways." Hermione threatened.
The coworker visibly paled and said quickly. "Were all excited about the new ad were getting."
"An ad? You mean to tell me you interrupted my work time because of a stupid ad?!" Hermione yelled at the girl.
Everybody by the water cooler gasped.
"What?!" Hermione asked looking around at her brainless coworkers. Why DID Pansy hire them again?
"Its not just any ad, it's the ad. Its all about the new lingerie line that's being featured in our magazine exclusively. No other magazine in the world will be showcasing it!"
Hermione rolled her eyes and rubbed her forehead. "Of all the idiotic..." she trailed off to herself. "You mean to tell me you're getting worked up over knickers?"
"Not just ANY knickers Hermione! These are the brand new lines straight from Paris, Slip de grand-mere is the hottest lingerie out right now and the most expensive too! And I haven't even told you the best part! Everybody that works here gets a free stuff too!!!"
"How quaint." Was all Hermione said before walking back to her office making a mental note to ask Pansy to move the water cooler by her office.
It was September 28th and Hermione was standing in her closet trying on different outfits that would be suitable for a benefit circus. She knew that there were going to be very influential wizards that were coming from all over the world to attend and she had nothing to wear. "I am fortunes foe..." she mumbled to herself as she pulled off another dress and threw it into the discard pile. She sat on her bed with just a black slip on and with her hair down. Very little make up adorned her face. Just as she was about to scrap the whole thing and order take out she noticed a white bag at the back of her closet. She brought it out for a closer inspection and realized what it was. Of course she hadn't worn it in such a long long time. Hopefully it would still fit. Taking it out of the bag delicately she laid the dress on her bed. It was a black satin dress that belonged to her mother. The sleeves rested on her upper arms and it scrunched in the middle. It showed an ample amount of cleavage and it went down to just above her knees. Realizing she couldn't wear the slip with it she looked around her room for the appropriate undergarments.
Realizing that the only thing that would really go with that dress would be the lingerie sent from Slip de grand-mere. Groaning to herself she pulled the racy bra and panties from the bag. "These had better fit." Hermione grumbled to herself. Realizing that the knickers did fit and were quite comfortable she slipped on her dress and put on her strappy heels. She grabbed her purse and then disapparted to the circus completely forgetting that Pansy told her there was something about the tickets she had to tell her.
"I have never been MORE out of place anywhere in my whole entire life." Hermione said to herself as she sipped on her wine. She was currently residing in the buffet tent waiting for the go ahead from security who would be escorting them down the blue carpet. Since this was a benefit gala and all the top wizards in the world would be attending it would be featured all over prominent and not so prominent newspapers of the world. And Hermione couldn't be more out of place. She had no date so she had no one to talk too. She had kept a low profile after graduating so she really wasn't that well known among most wizarding circles. She didn't think she looked half bad. She did wish she had brought a cloak or wrap or something of the sort to ward off the chill that had developed throughout the night. Rubbing her arms together as she awaited her turn to walk down the carpet she didn't notice that it got awfully quiet in the tent. Turning to look to see what could have happened she wish she never did.
The Malfoy family had decided to make an appearance after all the speculation that they wouldn't show up. Lucious Malfoy looked the same with his tall and imposing frame. A slight smirk appeared on his face as he was greeted by his many friends (brownnosers). He dressed in all black and his long hair had been tied in a pony tail at his nape. The years had been very good to him. He had little crows feet right by his eyes but instead of making him look old it only increased his good looks. He made his way from one person to another shaking their hands and patting them on the back and kissing the ladies hands.
"I'm surprised he's not sick with all that touching." Hermione said not realizing she voiced that thought out loud.
"He goes to the doctor twice a month just to make sure he's in tip top shape." A low voice drawled from behind her.
Hermione choked on her wine when the person who was behind her spoke. Only one person had that low drawl he called a voice.
"Malfoy." Hermione stated as she turned around.
"Granger" Draco replied.
"Which rock did you crawl out from?" Hermione responded. Let the games begin.
He laughed heartily" I still see you haven't lost that touch Granger."
"Yes well, one must keep up appearances. Which leads me to wonder. What are YOU doing here at a muggle benefit?"
"The question isn't what am I doing here Granger. The question is what are YOU doing here. You're not rich." He answered snidely.
Hermione rolled her eyes. "Draco, the last time I checked, I'm muggleborn. This benefit is for my kind. And thank you for reminding me of my social status."
"Any time I can be of assistance Granger."
Just as Hermione was going to give him a piece of her mind and maybe a fist whichever came first, she was startled to find that the elder Malfoy was standing right beside his son.
"Draco there you are, they're about to call us and..." He trailed off looking at Hermione. He scrutinized her appearance for a moment before a slow smile spread across his face.
"You're Hermione Granger." He stated.
Hermione wanted to smack him for the way he said her name. Instead she smiled politely and bowed her head down. "You are correct Mr. Malfoy."
"Please no formalities you may call me Lucious."
"Of course Mr. Malfoy." Hermione responded.
Pursing his lips slightly he took her hand in his and raised it to his lips.
"Please Ms. Granger, or may I, Hermione?" He asked again this time with a different tactic.
Plastering a fake smile on her face she tried to take her hand back. Realizing that one of them had to give and they were almost making a spectacle of themselves she relented. "Of course you may Lucious."
His eyes flashed with victory as he let go of her hand. "What brings you here Hermione?"
She took a sip of wine before answering. "Your son and I were just talking about my muggle heritage and were the benefits of this circus will be used."
Draco looked at her sharply at the mention of his name. Lucious ignored him and continued on. "That's right Hermione, you are muggleborn. And if my memory serves me correctly you were one of the brightest witches to come out of Hogwarts wasn't it. Where have you been?"
Hermione wanted to smack herself. She had her reservations about showing up tonight. When she emerged from college she had so many job offers she could fill a thousand shoeboxes with them. But when she declined all of them her name became somewhat blacklisted among the elite of wizards.
"Oh that's right, you've become a sort of recluse after college haven't you?" Lucious continued snidely ignoring how uneasy Hermione had become.
Before she could excuse herself so she could dig a hole and bury her head in it, the security officers had called the Malfoys to be the next ones to walk down the carpet. Draco started to make his way to the entrance when his father's hand on his forearm had halted him.
"You were here first weren't you Hermione?" Lucious asked.
"It appears so." Hermione responded through gritted teeth.
"If I may, your ticket." He asked.
"My what?" Hermione replied not understanding.
"Your ticket, May I see your ticket?" He asked again. She searched through her purse a bit before she found it and handed it over. Mr. Malfoy made a clicking sound with his tongue and she though she heard him murmur this will not do at all.
"Lucious?" Hermione said tentatively.
"Father." Draco said harshly.
"Oh yes, yes, Hermione would you accompany us to our seats. We are sitting next to eachother and since you were here before us. I cant imagine why your name hasn't been called yet."
"One can only wonder." Hermione said.
"Father...you have to be joking." Draco pleaded.
"I most certainly am not. Its only fair seeing how shes been waiting. And what kind of people are we to leave a damsel in distress." Lucious retorted and with that he made his way out of the buffet tent and into the flashes of cameras.
Hermione and Draco stood there glaring at eachother. It was like a game of chess, whoever moved first, would determine how the game would be played. Rolling her eyes at how childish he was acting, nevermind she was acting the same exact way, she made to move first to walk out the tent. Before she could make one step Draco grabbed her arm and pulled her back to him.
"What in Merlins name are you doing Malfoy!" Hermione screeched at him.
"If you ruin this night for me Granger I shall make sure you are not only blacklisted in England but for most of the world as well. Just shut up and this night will be over before you know it."
"If you think for one moment I'm going to let you bully me into this!" She started but her threats fell on deaf ears as he grabbed her around the waist and led her out to the crowd.
Hermione Granger wasn't the type of gal that scared easily. She was a Gryffendor for Merlin sakes. But this, this gauntlet they called press was unbelievable. Her eyes were assaulted by blinding flashes of light. People were screaming and reporters from all over the world were clamoring to get their interviews. She gasped loudly and put her arm around draco's waist so tightly he winced in pain.
"Granger...I need to breath." He said.
But Hermione paid him no heed as he led her down the carpet stopping every once and a while to pose for pictures or answer questions. She was so engrossed in everything around her she was completely ignorant to the person in front of her who was holding a microphone in her face.
"And whats your name and what do you do?" A nasally voiced asked harshly.
She looked at the tiny reporter dumbly before Draco pinched her hip reminding her to focus.
"Oh um...I'm Hermione Granger and.." before she could finish she was interrupted by another reporter.
"Hermione Granger of Infinity magazine!!!" And before you could say Cockroach Clusters a swarm of reporters were on her.
"Your magazine is one of the most quickly rising..."
"How does it feel to have...."
"Whats it like meeting Feng-wai?"
Hermione recoiled in fright as she was besieged by question after question. She clung to Draco more as he led her past the reporters and photographers. They finally made it into the main tent, which Draco promptly let, her go.
"You're new at this aren't you?" He asked looking her over.
"Shove it up your ass Malfoy."
Not as long as the first two chapters and not as short as the 3rd one. I told you the fourth chapter would be out by tonight Next chapter shall be filled with fun and merriment!
Aerion: It really annoys me when people make her super hot as well. I like flawed characters. I think people will believe your character more if they find something to relate to it. What I wanted to do with Hermione was make her more accessible to the ladies reading this. We all know what its like trying to lose those pesky pounds or not being thin enough or this or that. Its quite annoying. I myself suffer from horrible self esteem but hide it very well:-D and it just doesn't apply to the ladies. Draco shall be imperfect too. I like ot be a few steps ahead of people so you'll just have to wait and see. And no mental breakdown or too stressful. She just wanted to do what she loved which is art. Sometimes you have to leave a well paying job for a lesser one. Sometimes you have to put yourself foreward and I've noticed all throughout the books Hermione really doesn't get a chance to do that. I don't know if I'll include a back story with what happened between Harry, Ron and her and Voldemort and the such. This IS a Draco and Hermione fanfiction. We'll wait and see. And I think Pansy gets completely ripped in fanfiction. I read stories where shes this ugly thing and shes a whore and yada yada yada. I'd like that changed too. Enough said! Enjoy!
Oh this may be the last update for a while. With moving and the such but at the end of July I'm going to Otakon in Baltimore. My friends and I are dressing up like JEM! Shes truly outrageous you know. If anybodys going look for the male shana with the goatee!!! Its not me its my dear friend that I had to bribe to be shana. Hes a real trooper! Toodles.
Hermione was once again doubled over her work completely oblivious to what was going on around her. She didn't care that Suzie Hornblower was having an affair with Gabe McPhereson who was engaged to famous wizarding model known just as Feng Wai. Nor did she care that everybody was planning the magazine's annual picnic for Saturday the 21st and the rain date was the following Saturday. She wasn't interested in who was having sex with whom. And she certainly didn't care about all the buzz that was going on by the water cooler this instant. In fact it was getting on her nerves so much that she broke her quill right in half. Slamming the pieces down in a huff she pushed her chair away from her desk and made her way out the door towards the water cooler that was coincidently located right by her office.
Just as she was marching over there to give the nosy people a piece of her mind about work ethics and minding their own business because she for one did not care that her coworker was blowing the mail guy. Clearing her throat loudly right behind one of her coworkers, Margo, she was a bit surprised when Margo turned around and grabbed her hand pulling her into the fray.
"Hey Hermione! I guess you heard about it too!" She said excitedly.
"Heard about what exactly? I actually came here to..." But Hermione never finished her sentenced because she was interrupted by her other coworker that she never bothered to know her name.
"You mean you haven't heard!!!" she squealed.
"No." Hermione replied frankly.
"I cant believe you haven't heard! I mean this is the most juiciest piece of information to come to Infinity EVER!" the no-name coworker squealed again.
"Yes well, that still doesn't tell me what it is anyway." Hermione began again but was cut off...again.
"I mean like, wow! I cant believe it. I cannot believe it! I mean can you believe it!?" Anonymous girl went on.
Hermione already agitated grinded her teeth together harder then she had in a while.
"If you could just...." Hermione tried again at a different angle.
"This is totally awesome!" the dim-witted coworker rambled on.
Hermione having enough gripped the idiot coworker by her shoulders, turned her around and yelled in her face while shaking her. "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!!"
The coworker cocking her head to the side and said "You really have no Idea what were talking about? No need to be rough. All you had to do was ask."
"You had better tell me before I shove that water cooler in one of your orifices, sideways." Hermione threatened.
The coworker visibly paled and said quickly. "Were all excited about the new ad were getting."
"An ad? You mean to tell me you interrupted my work time because of a stupid ad?!" Hermione yelled at the girl.
Everybody by the water cooler gasped.
"What?!" Hermione asked looking around at her brainless coworkers. Why DID Pansy hire them again?
"Its not just any ad, it's the ad. Its all about the new lingerie line that's being featured in our magazine exclusively. No other magazine in the world will be showcasing it!"
Hermione rolled her eyes and rubbed her forehead. "Of all the idiotic..." she trailed off to herself. "You mean to tell me you're getting worked up over knickers?"
"Not just ANY knickers Hermione! These are the brand new lines straight from Paris, Slip de grand-mere is the hottest lingerie out right now and the most expensive too! And I haven't even told you the best part! Everybody that works here gets a free stuff too!!!"
"How quaint." Was all Hermione said before walking back to her office making a mental note to ask Pansy to move the water cooler by her office.
It was September 28th and Hermione was standing in her closet trying on different outfits that would be suitable for a benefit circus. She knew that there were going to be very influential wizards that were coming from all over the world to attend and she had nothing to wear. "I am fortunes foe..." she mumbled to herself as she pulled off another dress and threw it into the discard pile. She sat on her bed with just a black slip on and with her hair down. Very little make up adorned her face. Just as she was about to scrap the whole thing and order take out she noticed a white bag at the back of her closet. She brought it out for a closer inspection and realized what it was. Of course she hadn't worn it in such a long long time. Hopefully it would still fit. Taking it out of the bag delicately she laid the dress on her bed. It was a black satin dress that belonged to her mother. The sleeves rested on her upper arms and it scrunched in the middle. It showed an ample amount of cleavage and it went down to just above her knees. Realizing she couldn't wear the slip with it she looked around her room for the appropriate undergarments.
Realizing that the only thing that would really go with that dress would be the lingerie sent from Slip de grand-mere. Groaning to herself she pulled the racy bra and panties from the bag. "These had better fit." Hermione grumbled to herself. Realizing that the knickers did fit and were quite comfortable she slipped on her dress and put on her strappy heels. She grabbed her purse and then disapparted to the circus completely forgetting that Pansy told her there was something about the tickets she had to tell her.
"I have never been MORE out of place anywhere in my whole entire life." Hermione said to herself as she sipped on her wine. She was currently residing in the buffet tent waiting for the go ahead from security who would be escorting them down the blue carpet. Since this was a benefit gala and all the top wizards in the world would be attending it would be featured all over prominent and not so prominent newspapers of the world. And Hermione couldn't be more out of place. She had no date so she had no one to talk too. She had kept a low profile after graduating so she really wasn't that well known among most wizarding circles. She didn't think she looked half bad. She did wish she had brought a cloak or wrap or something of the sort to ward off the chill that had developed throughout the night. Rubbing her arms together as she awaited her turn to walk down the carpet she didn't notice that it got awfully quiet in the tent. Turning to look to see what could have happened she wish she never did.
The Malfoy family had decided to make an appearance after all the speculation that they wouldn't show up. Lucious Malfoy looked the same with his tall and imposing frame. A slight smirk appeared on his face as he was greeted by his many friends (brownnosers). He dressed in all black and his long hair had been tied in a pony tail at his nape. The years had been very good to him. He had little crows feet right by his eyes but instead of making him look old it only increased his good looks. He made his way from one person to another shaking their hands and patting them on the back and kissing the ladies hands.
"I'm surprised he's not sick with all that touching." Hermione said not realizing she voiced that thought out loud.
"He goes to the doctor twice a month just to make sure he's in tip top shape." A low voice drawled from behind her.
Hermione choked on her wine when the person who was behind her spoke. Only one person had that low drawl he called a voice.
"Malfoy." Hermione stated as she turned around.
"Granger" Draco replied.
"Which rock did you crawl out from?" Hermione responded. Let the games begin.
He laughed heartily" I still see you haven't lost that touch Granger."
"Yes well, one must keep up appearances. Which leads me to wonder. What are YOU doing here at a muggle benefit?"
"The question isn't what am I doing here Granger. The question is what are YOU doing here. You're not rich." He answered snidely.
Hermione rolled her eyes. "Draco, the last time I checked, I'm muggleborn. This benefit is for my kind. And thank you for reminding me of my social status."
"Any time I can be of assistance Granger."
Just as Hermione was going to give him a piece of her mind and maybe a fist whichever came first, she was startled to find that the elder Malfoy was standing right beside his son.
"Draco there you are, they're about to call us and..." He trailed off looking at Hermione. He scrutinized her appearance for a moment before a slow smile spread across his face.
"You're Hermione Granger." He stated.
Hermione wanted to smack him for the way he said her name. Instead she smiled politely and bowed her head down. "You are correct Mr. Malfoy."
"Please no formalities you may call me Lucious."
"Of course Mr. Malfoy." Hermione responded.
Pursing his lips slightly he took her hand in his and raised it to his lips.
"Please Ms. Granger, or may I, Hermione?" He asked again this time with a different tactic.
Plastering a fake smile on her face she tried to take her hand back. Realizing that one of them had to give and they were almost making a spectacle of themselves she relented. "Of course you may Lucious."
His eyes flashed with victory as he let go of her hand. "What brings you here Hermione?"
She took a sip of wine before answering. "Your son and I were just talking about my muggle heritage and were the benefits of this circus will be used."
Draco looked at her sharply at the mention of his name. Lucious ignored him and continued on. "That's right Hermione, you are muggleborn. And if my memory serves me correctly you were one of the brightest witches to come out of Hogwarts wasn't it. Where have you been?"
Hermione wanted to smack herself. She had her reservations about showing up tonight. When she emerged from college she had so many job offers she could fill a thousand shoeboxes with them. But when she declined all of them her name became somewhat blacklisted among the elite of wizards.
"Oh that's right, you've become a sort of recluse after college haven't you?" Lucious continued snidely ignoring how uneasy Hermione had become.
Before she could excuse herself so she could dig a hole and bury her head in it, the security officers had called the Malfoys to be the next ones to walk down the carpet. Draco started to make his way to the entrance when his father's hand on his forearm had halted him.
"You were here first weren't you Hermione?" Lucious asked.
"It appears so." Hermione responded through gritted teeth.
"If I may, your ticket." He asked.
"My what?" Hermione replied not understanding.
"Your ticket, May I see your ticket?" He asked again. She searched through her purse a bit before she found it and handed it over. Mr. Malfoy made a clicking sound with his tongue and she though she heard him murmur this will not do at all.
"Lucious?" Hermione said tentatively.
"Father." Draco said harshly.
"Oh yes, yes, Hermione would you accompany us to our seats. We are sitting next to eachother and since you were here before us. I cant imagine why your name hasn't been called yet."
"One can only wonder." Hermione said.
"Father...you have to be joking." Draco pleaded.
"I most certainly am not. Its only fair seeing how shes been waiting. And what kind of people are we to leave a damsel in distress." Lucious retorted and with that he made his way out of the buffet tent and into the flashes of cameras.
Hermione and Draco stood there glaring at eachother. It was like a game of chess, whoever moved first, would determine how the game would be played. Rolling her eyes at how childish he was acting, nevermind she was acting the same exact way, she made to move first to walk out the tent. Before she could make one step Draco grabbed her arm and pulled her back to him.
"What in Merlins name are you doing Malfoy!" Hermione screeched at him.
"If you ruin this night for me Granger I shall make sure you are not only blacklisted in England but for most of the world as well. Just shut up and this night will be over before you know it."
"If you think for one moment I'm going to let you bully me into this!" She started but her threats fell on deaf ears as he grabbed her around the waist and led her out to the crowd.
Hermione Granger wasn't the type of gal that scared easily. She was a Gryffendor for Merlin sakes. But this, this gauntlet they called press was unbelievable. Her eyes were assaulted by blinding flashes of light. People were screaming and reporters from all over the world were clamoring to get their interviews. She gasped loudly and put her arm around draco's waist so tightly he winced in pain.
"Granger...I need to breath." He said.
But Hermione paid him no heed as he led her down the carpet stopping every once and a while to pose for pictures or answer questions. She was so engrossed in everything around her she was completely ignorant to the person in front of her who was holding a microphone in her face.
"And whats your name and what do you do?" A nasally voiced asked harshly.
She looked at the tiny reporter dumbly before Draco pinched her hip reminding her to focus.
"Oh um...I'm Hermione Granger and.." before she could finish she was interrupted by another reporter.
"Hermione Granger of Infinity magazine!!!" And before you could say Cockroach Clusters a swarm of reporters were on her.
"Your magazine is one of the most quickly rising..."
"How does it feel to have...."
"Whats it like meeting Feng-wai?"
Hermione recoiled in fright as she was besieged by question after question. She clung to Draco more as he led her past the reporters and photographers. They finally made it into the main tent, which Draco promptly let, her go.
"You're new at this aren't you?" He asked looking her over.
"Shove it up your ass Malfoy."
Not as long as the first two chapters and not as short as the 3rd one. I told you the fourth chapter would be out by tonight Next chapter shall be filled with fun and merriment!
Aerion: It really annoys me when people make her super hot as well. I like flawed characters. I think people will believe your character more if they find something to relate to it. What I wanted to do with Hermione was make her more accessible to the ladies reading this. We all know what its like trying to lose those pesky pounds or not being thin enough or this or that. Its quite annoying. I myself suffer from horrible self esteem but hide it very well:-D and it just doesn't apply to the ladies. Draco shall be imperfect too. I like ot be a few steps ahead of people so you'll just have to wait and see. And no mental breakdown or too stressful. She just wanted to do what she loved which is art. Sometimes you have to leave a well paying job for a lesser one. Sometimes you have to put yourself foreward and I've noticed all throughout the books Hermione really doesn't get a chance to do that. I don't know if I'll include a back story with what happened between Harry, Ron and her and Voldemort and the such. This IS a Draco and Hermione fanfiction. We'll wait and see. And I think Pansy gets completely ripped in fanfiction. I read stories where shes this ugly thing and shes a whore and yada yada yada. I'd like that changed too. Enough said! Enjoy!
Oh this may be the last update for a while. With moving and the such but at the end of July I'm going to Otakon in Baltimore. My friends and I are dressing up like JEM! Shes truly outrageous you know. If anybodys going look for the male shana with the goatee!!! Its not me its my dear friend that I had to bribe to be shana. Hes a real trooper! Toodles.