After Mulder had seen all of his apartment, the Fab Five made him put on a
fashion show. Jai was particularly impressed with the way he pulled off the
bright colored suits. Carson, as usual, was interested in how his butt
filled out the jeans they bought.
Carson showed Mulder how to iron, and explained to him what a hamper was, a previously unknown word to Mulder.
Kyan then led him to the bathroom. Mulder became a bit confused at the whole texturizer/gel/cleanser scenario, and made a mental note to write all of the things down once the camera was off of him. Kyan showed him the right way to shave. "Slowly, with care. Your face is not a shrub." He also went through a tutorial on how to cleanse and apply product to his hair.
In the kitchen, Ted was a tad leery on leaving Mulder on his own to cook. "Contrary to what people may think I'm actually quite a good cook when I have someone to cook for." Ted smiled. "That's good b because we're going to do a grilled salmon with crab stuffed portabella mushrooms. Think you can handle that?" Mulder nodded and Ted went about showing him how to prepare dinner.
Mulder did succeed in slicing his pointer finger with a knife as he tried to fillet the salmon, but other than that, everything was right as rain. They began on how to make dessert, which was to be a pumpkin cheesecake.
Once that was completed, Jai called everyone into the living room. Ted brought the drinks, martinis. "Well Fox, just remember that tonight is going to be about showing her how much you care. Now, I know you can't really *do* anything on camera," he whispered "But there are other ways, once the camera is off." Mulder blushed and laughed a bit, but raised his glass in a toast.
"I'm not very good at this but... here goes. Though this wasn't my idea, it was my lovely partner's idea. I learned alot from you guys, and I hope the benefits are... anyway, I just want to thank you guys. The Fab Five... for making me... a better... person."
They all drank and at last Carson said "What he lacks in eloquence, he makes up for it in looks." He smacked his ass one last time.
Carson showed Mulder how to iron, and explained to him what a hamper was, a previously unknown word to Mulder.
Kyan then led him to the bathroom. Mulder became a bit confused at the whole texturizer/gel/cleanser scenario, and made a mental note to write all of the things down once the camera was off of him. Kyan showed him the right way to shave. "Slowly, with care. Your face is not a shrub." He also went through a tutorial on how to cleanse and apply product to his hair.
In the kitchen, Ted was a tad leery on leaving Mulder on his own to cook. "Contrary to what people may think I'm actually quite a good cook when I have someone to cook for." Ted smiled. "That's good b because we're going to do a grilled salmon with crab stuffed portabella mushrooms. Think you can handle that?" Mulder nodded and Ted went about showing him how to prepare dinner.
Mulder did succeed in slicing his pointer finger with a knife as he tried to fillet the salmon, but other than that, everything was right as rain. They began on how to make dessert, which was to be a pumpkin cheesecake.
Once that was completed, Jai called everyone into the living room. Ted brought the drinks, martinis. "Well Fox, just remember that tonight is going to be about showing her how much you care. Now, I know you can't really *do* anything on camera," he whispered "But there are other ways, once the camera is off." Mulder blushed and laughed a bit, but raised his glass in a toast.
"I'm not very good at this but... here goes. Though this wasn't my idea, it was my lovely partner's idea. I learned alot from you guys, and I hope the benefits are... anyway, I just want to thank you guys. The Fab Five... for making me... a better... person."
They all drank and at last Carson said "What he lacks in eloquence, he makes up for it in looks." He smacked his ass one last time.