Disclaimer:  I don't own Power Rangers.  Someone else does.  I don't know who because it keeps changing.  Please don't get offended if I insult your favorite character.  Some pairings are easy to write a story for while others are really tough.  So please realize that some of my stories will be better than others.  Hi to all my fellow AFPR's including my fellow female Psychos :).  And I really appreciate the reviews :).

     Ok, this is the thirteenth of the requested pairings.  This one was requested by Jason Barnett.  Remember, I am open to criticism…doesn't mean I'll automatically agree…but I am open.  If you see any errors, please let me know.

Jen and Kim

By

Eileen (Psycho Tangerine)

     Kim sighed as she brushed her hair and studied her reflection in her bedroom mirror.  She had been the Pink Ranger for only a month, and she was already beginning to regret it.  "Like, if I chip another nail fighting putties…"

     Suddenly, a light flashed in her closet.  Kim frowned as a loud 'BOOM!' immediately followed.  She put down her hairbrush.  "Like, what could that be?  Did you guys morph into my closet again?  I already told you all that I'm not as slutty as I look."

     "I'll be the judge of that," came a female voice as the doorknob rattled.  "Uh, could you give me a hand here?"

     "Trini?  Is that you?  I didn't know you were into that kind of thing."  Kim yanked on the closet door and a strange girl fell into her bedroom.  Kim then noticed the small timeship sticking out of the back of her closet.

     "What the…?"

     "Damn, I knew I should've paid attention when Alex was teaching me how to land."  Jen reached her hand out to Kim.  "Jen Scotts, Pink Time Force Ranger.  You are Kimberly Hart, Pink Morphin Ranger, correct?"

     "Like, what are you talking about?" asked Kim in bewilderment.  "Zordon didn't say there were other Rangers."

     "Oh, and I suppose you expect to be the only Pink Ranger ever?" asked Jen sarcastically.  "Perhaps you'll be fighting Goldar in your walker.  Or maybe you plan on waiting until your boobs are drooping lower than Rita's so you can be able to claim you can beat her in at least one thing."

     Kim stared blankly at her.  "Like, can someone come and pick me up because I am like totally confused here."

     Jen sighed.  "Look, you airhead.  This is exactly why I came here from the future.  Your ditzy valley girl behaviors are making me the laughing stock of my friends."

     "That's just awful.  Maybe you should…" Kim's face darkened.  "Hey, like, I'm no ditz."

     "Have you been to the mall in the past two days?"

     "Five times," answered Kim proudly.

     "Dear God, it's worse than I thought."  Jen sighed.  "I guess I have my work cut out for me."

     "What work?  What are you talking about?"  Kim looked at her watch.  "Hey!  Macy's is opened.  I'm gonna go check out that shoe sale.  Wanna come?"

     Jen sighed in frustration.  "No, I don't want to go to the Mall with you.  Look, I took a big risk in stealing that Time Ship…"

     "You're, like, a thief?" Kim was shocked.  "Oh, I don't think you should hang around here, you know.  If Zordon knew I was hanging around with crimal-like types he'd take my morpher away." 

     "And to think I could've gone to visit Wes instead," moaned Jen.

     "Who?"

     "True love of my life.  Kind of like you and Tommy."

     "Who???" 

      Jen smacked herself on the forehead.  "That's right, I'm here before that time.  Uh, never mind."

     "Ok," said Kim as she grabbed her purse.  "Well, if you don't have anything else to tell me, I'm outtie."  She headed towards the door.

     "Wait a second."  Jen ran ahead of her to block her exit.  "I come all the way from the future to help make you a more serious Ranger and all you want to do is go shopping?"

     "Like, I do fine enough fighting Rita and her goons.  And if I need help, the guys are there for me."

     "Oh, and how many missions have you led?" Jen asked with a sneer.

     "Like, that's Jason's job.  I'm just the Pink Ranger."

     "Well, I'm a Pink Ranger also and I'm the one who trained and commanded my group while we were trying to capture Ransik in 2001."

     "Whoa, like, you mean you're a captain or something?"  Kim was noticeably impressed.

     "More like an ensign," grumbled Jen.  "Captain Logan and Alex insisted it was because I destroyed three time ships trying to get back to Wes.  But I know it's because I'm a woman…because I'm the Pink Ranger…because they know the original Pink Ranger was a complete airhead and they expect me to fulfill that role.  Oh, why couldn't I have one of the other original Rangers as a role model?"

     "Role model?  What are you talking about?  What's so great about the others?"

     Jen sighed.  "Are you kidding?  All the others do is brag about the Rangers they inherited their colors from.  Katie's constantly talking about Trini's superb fighting skills and her strong sense of honor."

     "Oh, and does she know that Trini's afraid of heights and that she continually whispers sweet-nothings to ugly little troll dolls?

     Jen continued.  "Lucas loves to brag about Billy and how super intelligent he was."

     "Oh, you mean super nerd boy?  Do you know he gets dumped into garbage cans by bullies and has a fear of fish?  I mean he ran screaming from my house when he saw my little goldfish."

     "Then there's Trip.  I know he and Zack aren't the same color, but Black and Green seem to have been interchangeable.  He says that Zach was cool and knew all the smooth moves."

     "Oh, please."  Kim snorted.   "The only dance he knows is that stupid Hip Hop Kiddo.  Ever try to fight alongside someone who keeps tripping into you?  And, he's afraid of spiders."

     "And everytime I contact Wes, he's always mentions what a brave, fearless leader Jason was."

     Kim snorted.  "Oh, right.  Like, I know for a fact that Mr. Fearless still sleeps with a teddy bear.  And I can't tell you how many times I've caught him staring at his own muscles."

     "Oh," Jen was taken aback.  Then her face darkened.  "Damn them.  Those jerks told me their role models had no faults.  And that you were a complete bubble-headed loser." 

     Kim's confusion returned.  "Why didn't you just look up that stuff yourself?"

     Jen hung her head in shame.  "I told you I got demoted to ensign.  That means I can only read non-classified history files.  And, aside from general information, anything Ranger-related is classified."

     Kim stood up.  "Like, I could say I'm interested, but I'm really not.  Are you coming to the Mall or not?"

     Jen paused, then smiled.  "Like, why not?  I could use a new pink outfit anyway.  Ooh, maybe Wes will be there…or maybe some other cute guys."  She continued to babble nonsensically as she followed Kim out of the house.