Half an hour later Snape was up and the five of the men set to work.
The other man, who was still asleep, he found, was an old friend of his.
Victor Krum. The dwarf was called Toulouse Lautrec, the older looking man
was Doltey Gabbana (you should know where I got it from.), was a doctor,
and the bald man was Benny King. Harry had found out that when Snape had
quit his job at Hogwarts he discovered that he was gay and that he had a
passion for poetry and plays.
Moment's later Harry was standing in for the sleeping Bulgarian and they were doing some sort of musical called Spectacular Spectacular, based in Switzerland. Right now, Toulouse was singing something but it didn't fit with the 'music' Benny was playing.
"Stop, stop, stop!" Snape shouted.
"That insufferable music is drowning out my words."
Soon all of the Bohemians were arguing over the lyrics to Benny's music.
"What if he sings `The hills are vital intoning the descant'?" Benny suggested.
"No, no, no the hills."Said Doltey but was interrupted by the Victor who woke for a few seconds.
"The hills are incarnate with symphonic melodies." But fell asleep soon after.
Suddenly Harry had an idea for the lyrics.
"The- the hills." But no one took notice of him.
They all kept arguing while Harry tried to tell them his idea before he couldn't take it anymore, so he sang at the top of his voice,
"The hills are alive with the sound of music!"
Suddenly the Bulgarian woke from his sleep
"The hills are alive with the sound of music' I love it."
Benny tried it out on his piano and it fitted perfectly. Getting another idea he suggested another line,
"With songs they have sang for a thousand years."
All of the men in the room gasped at his excellence except for Snape, but it only made him worse when Toulouse suggested that Harry and him should write the play together. The bohos (bohemians) argued for minutes with Snape until Snape gave up and shouted in his newly girlie voice,
"Goodbye" And left the room, slamming the door.
"Here's to your first job in Paris, Harry."
Benny came up to him and asked him whether he'd done anything like this before he said,
"No."
Victor, who had managed to stay up for awhile, said,
"Ha, the boy has talent, I like him," He accidentally put his hand onto Harry's fly making Harry gasp, then quickly removed it," Nothing funny, I just like talent."
The men then gathered for a conversation, which Harry had to strain to hear'
"See Benny, with Harry we can write this truly Bohemian Revolutionary show we've always dreamed of." Toulouse exclaimed to Benny.
"Yes, but Toulouse, how do we convince Weasley?" Benny asked.
The room fell quiet for a few minutes, until Toulouse whispered something Harry could only just make out.
"Ginny." Soon a plan had formed in-between the Bohos. They would dress Harry in the Bulgarian's best suit and pass him off as a famous English writer, once Ginny had heard his modern poetry, she would insist to Weasley that Harry write Spectacular Spectacular. The only problem was he kept hearing his Uncle's voice in his head from weeks before he had come to France.
"You'll end up wasting your life away with a can can dancer in the Moulin Rouge
Suddenly he shouted,
"No, I can't write the show for the Moulin Rouge!" As he walked quickly over to the stairs, leading down to his room.
"Why ever not?" Toulouse asked as all of the men ran over to him.
"I-I don't know whether I am a true Bohemian Revolutionary." He said, which was they first thing that came to his head.
"Do you believe in beauty?" Toulouse asked him.
"Yes." He said unaware of why they were asking him.
"Freedom?" Asked Doltey.
"Yes, of course."
"Truth?" Benny asked.
"Yes."
Finally, Doltey asked "Love?"
Harry turned his head to this question,
"Love? Love. Above all things I believe in love. Love is like oxygen. Love is a many splendered thing. All you need is love." Harry said.
Toulouse squealed with joy and exclaimed,
"See you can't fool us, you are the voice of the 'Children of the Revolution.'"
"We can`t be fooled!" Doltey and Benny shouted together, as they pulled Harry back up the ladder.
Toulouse began to pour drinks and handed them to everyone,
"Lets all drink to the to the new writer for the world's first Bohemian Revolution." Then and there Harry had his first taste of. Absinthe.
Suddenly, the green fairy on the bottle awoke and come of the bottle and said,
"I'm the Green Fairy." Suddenly the fairy, Harry and the bohos were singing and watching the fairy dance.
"The hills are alive with the sound of music."
Then the bohos and Harry found them selves dressed and still dancing,
"For Freedom, Beauty, Truth and Love."
Green Fairy (singing): The hills are alive with the sound of music.
The Bohos (singing): You can`t fool the children of the revolution,
No, you can`t fool the children of the revolution.
Green Fairy (singing): Children of the Revolution. Of the revolution.
The revolution, of the revolution.
Green Fairy (Ozzy Osborne) (singing): The hills are alive!
And they were off to the Moulin Rouge and Harry was to perform his poetry for Ginny.
Moment's later Harry was standing in for the sleeping Bulgarian and they were doing some sort of musical called Spectacular Spectacular, based in Switzerland. Right now, Toulouse was singing something but it didn't fit with the 'music' Benny was playing.
"Stop, stop, stop!" Snape shouted.
"That insufferable music is drowning out my words."
Soon all of the Bohemians were arguing over the lyrics to Benny's music.
"What if he sings `The hills are vital intoning the descant'?" Benny suggested.
"No, no, no the hills."Said Doltey but was interrupted by the Victor who woke for a few seconds.
"The hills are incarnate with symphonic melodies." But fell asleep soon after.
Suddenly Harry had an idea for the lyrics.
"The- the hills." But no one took notice of him.
They all kept arguing while Harry tried to tell them his idea before he couldn't take it anymore, so he sang at the top of his voice,
"The hills are alive with the sound of music!"
Suddenly the Bulgarian woke from his sleep
"The hills are alive with the sound of music' I love it."
Benny tried it out on his piano and it fitted perfectly. Getting another idea he suggested another line,
"With songs they have sang for a thousand years."
All of the men in the room gasped at his excellence except for Snape, but it only made him worse when Toulouse suggested that Harry and him should write the play together. The bohos (bohemians) argued for minutes with Snape until Snape gave up and shouted in his newly girlie voice,
"Goodbye" And left the room, slamming the door.
"Here's to your first job in Paris, Harry."
Benny came up to him and asked him whether he'd done anything like this before he said,
"No."
Victor, who had managed to stay up for awhile, said,
"Ha, the boy has talent, I like him," He accidentally put his hand onto Harry's fly making Harry gasp, then quickly removed it," Nothing funny, I just like talent."
The men then gathered for a conversation, which Harry had to strain to hear'
"See Benny, with Harry we can write this truly Bohemian Revolutionary show we've always dreamed of." Toulouse exclaimed to Benny.
"Yes, but Toulouse, how do we convince Weasley?" Benny asked.
The room fell quiet for a few minutes, until Toulouse whispered something Harry could only just make out.
"Ginny." Soon a plan had formed in-between the Bohos. They would dress Harry in the Bulgarian's best suit and pass him off as a famous English writer, once Ginny had heard his modern poetry, she would insist to Weasley that Harry write Spectacular Spectacular. The only problem was he kept hearing his Uncle's voice in his head from weeks before he had come to France.
"You'll end up wasting your life away with a can can dancer in the Moulin Rouge
Suddenly he shouted,
"No, I can't write the show for the Moulin Rouge!" As he walked quickly over to the stairs, leading down to his room.
"Why ever not?" Toulouse asked as all of the men ran over to him.
"I-I don't know whether I am a true Bohemian Revolutionary." He said, which was they first thing that came to his head.
"Do you believe in beauty?" Toulouse asked him.
"Yes." He said unaware of why they were asking him.
"Freedom?" Asked Doltey.
"Yes, of course."
"Truth?" Benny asked.
"Yes."
Finally, Doltey asked "Love?"
Harry turned his head to this question,
"Love? Love. Above all things I believe in love. Love is like oxygen. Love is a many splendered thing. All you need is love." Harry said.
Toulouse squealed with joy and exclaimed,
"See you can't fool us, you are the voice of the 'Children of the Revolution.'"
"We can`t be fooled!" Doltey and Benny shouted together, as they pulled Harry back up the ladder.
Toulouse began to pour drinks and handed them to everyone,
"Lets all drink to the to the new writer for the world's first Bohemian Revolution." Then and there Harry had his first taste of. Absinthe.
Suddenly, the green fairy on the bottle awoke and come of the bottle and said,
"I'm the Green Fairy." Suddenly the fairy, Harry and the bohos were singing and watching the fairy dance.
"The hills are alive with the sound of music."
Then the bohos and Harry found them selves dressed and still dancing,
"For Freedom, Beauty, Truth and Love."
Green Fairy (singing): The hills are alive with the sound of music.
The Bohos (singing): You can`t fool the children of the revolution,
No, you can`t fool the children of the revolution.
Green Fairy (singing): Children of the Revolution. Of the revolution.
The revolution, of the revolution.
Green Fairy (Ozzy Osborne) (singing): The hills are alive!
And they were off to the Moulin Rouge and Harry was to perform his poetry for Ginny.