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Harry and the bohos stood before the Moulin Rouge and entered it. Harry was astounded by its beauty. The wall and floor were a burgundy red and diamond chandeliers hung from the ceiling. They went through another door to see hundreds of men there gathered in the dance hall.

Just then the huge doors at the other end of the hall opened and another song started. From the other side of the door was hundreds of women each face caked with make-up and each had a dress that someone could have made by hand.

The four women at the front her found was some of his school mates. One was quite overweight and named Mame Fromage, but he knew her as Pansy Parkinson. The next one along was skinny with her brown hair in a bun at the back of her head. He found that she was Hermione Granger. She was named Mione. The next was an Asian colour and had a white streak in her hair. Harry found that she was Cho Chang. She was named China Doll. The last one was a black woman with a Diamond head piece that went over her head and down her forehead. She was Angelina Johnson, known as Arabia.

The girls then started to sing and came out of the door in four straight lines, all waving their skirts in front of them.

"Voulez vous coucher avec moi? Ce soir? Hey sister, go sister, soul sister, flow sister. Hey sister, go sister, soul sister, flow sister."

The girls repeated their verse while Weasley began to rap.

Weasley: If work's an awful bore and living's just a chore. What to do? Cause death's not much fun. I've got the antidote and though I mustn't gloat, at the Moulin Rouge, you have fun. So scratch that little niggle. Have a little wiggle.

Diamond dogs: Gitchie Gitchie ya ya da da. Gitchie ya ya da da, Creole lady Marmalade.

Weasley: Cause you can, can, can.

Crowd: Yes, you can, can, can.

Diamond Dogs: Voulez-vous coucher avec moi? Ce soir?

Weasley: Or you can't, can't, can't.

Crowd: Yes, you can, can, can.

Pansy: Voulez-vous coucher avec moi? Ce soir?

Crowd: Here we are now, entertain us, we feel stupid and contagious.

Weasley: Got some dark desire? Love to play with fire? Why not let it rip? Live a little bit!

Crowd: Here we are now, entertain us.

Weasley: Cause you can, can, can.

Crowd: We feel stupid and contagious.

Weasley: Or you can't, can't, can't.

Diamond Dogs: Voulez-vous coucher moi? Ce soir?

Weasley: Cause you can, can, can.

Diamond Dogs: Voulez-vous coucher moi? Ce soir?

Weasley: Outside it may be raining. But in here it's entertaining! Cause you can, can, can! Cause you can, can, can.

Crowd: Here we are now, entertain us.

Weasley: Outside, things may be tragic! But in here, we feel it's magic!

Crowd: Here we are now, entertain us. We feel stupid.

Weasley pursed his lips together and stopped the music.

"The can can." He whispered. The girls lined up at both sides of the hall and did the can can, finishing of the music.

"Harry!" Toulouse called. Harry went over to them and sat down.

"Mission accomplished. We have successfully invaded seat one."

Just then the music stopped and a sprinkle of silver paper came from the roof. There in the sprinkle sat the most beautiful woman Harry had ever seen on a trapeze. Next to him Toulouse was talking.

"It's her, the 'Sparkling Diamond.'"

The girl then began to sing to a slow sad beat.

Sparkling Diamond: The French are glad to die for love. They delight in fighting duels. But I prefer a man who lives and gives expensive. (whispering) jewels.

The music then began to get lively as she swung around on her trapeze.

Sparkling Diamond: a kiss on the hand maybe quite continental, but diamonds are a girl's best friend. A kiss maybe grand but it won't pay the rental on your humble flat. Or help you feed you .hmmm.pussycat. Men grow cold as girls grow old, and we all lose our charm in the end. But square-cut or pear-shaped, these rocks won't their shape. Diamonds are a girls best friend.

The sparkling diamond and the four whores (as he found the four were also called.) sang,

"Cause we are living in a material world and I am a material girl." As Hermione made a kissing sound at the end.

Ginny (he found out who she was) was now in the middle of all the men doing laid on top of their hands above them.

Ginny: Come get me boys. Black star Rozz call. Talk to me, Ronald Weasley, tell me all about it.

The men helped make her way to a platform in the middle where Ron stood.

Ginny: There may come a time when a lass needs a lawyer but diamonds are a girl's best friend. There may come a time when your hard boiled employer think you're.

Ginny and Ron: .awful nice.

Ginny: But get that ice or else no dice.

"Is the duke here, Ron?" Ginny asked him while dancing.

"Yes of course."

"Where is he?" While Ginny has her back turned Ron sees the Duke talking with Toulouse. Just then Toulouse split a drink down the dukes front.

"Oh, sorry. Sorry."

"He's the one Toulouse is shaking a hanky at." Ron said to Ginny.

As they turn a round Ginny looks for Toulouse. She sees him shaking a hanky at Harry.

"Are you sure?" Asked Ginny.

"Let me take a peak.," Ron says turning around and looking at the duke. Toulouse is now shaking the hanky at him.

"That's the one chickpea."

A ring of dancers crowded Ron and Ginny for a costume change.

"Will he invest?" Ginny asked.

After spending a night with you, how could he refuse." Ron exclaimed.

"What's his type? Wilting flower?," She whimpered. "Bright and bubbly?," She gasped. "Or smouldering temptress?" She growled.

"I say smouldering temptress. We're all relying on you. Remember a real show, with a real theatre, with a real audience. And you'll be a." Ron said.

"A real actress." She said sighing but then brightened as she a Ron popped out of the ring.

"Cause that's when those louses go back to their spouses. Diamonds are a girls best friend."

Ginny went over to Harry's table and siad,

"I believe you were expecting me." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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