Ssjj: Kurama, would you like to do the honors?
        Kurama: 0.0 Would I!? YES! (Winks at Bloodlust ;-)
        , Ssjjvash does not own the Yu Yu Hakusho characters because he ain't that creative! I mean, look at this story: it's on fan fiction mind you and—
        Ssjj: growling under breath Ok, Kurama, that'll do! Everyone already knows how smart you are; you don't need to prove it anymore than you've already done. (Sigh) Well, without further adieu, on to the chapter for today!
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        Chapter 4. Going No where, and it's Happening Fast

        Shizuru went into the bedroom to find some clips or whatever to manage her hair at least. Everyone was sitting in the small living room when she stomped out of the room, hair still disheveled. She rolled her eyes and addressed the girls. "All of our clips are gone."

        Boton slapped her hands on her face and shrieked—just like the kid from Home Alone. Everyone ran into the room one by one this time so they didn't scrape their shoulders against the door again.

        "Well, this is really odd." Boton remarked. "It looks like they didn't touch a thing, yet stuff is missing. And there's that short dark blue hair that keeps showing up where things are taken."

        Kurama inspected the hair once again. "There's something...familiar about this hair. I can't place it though."

        Kuwabara rolled his eyes and folded his arms. "A lot of good that does us, Kurama!"

        Yususke frowned. "Chill, Kuwabara. I don't see you pointing out anything helpful."

        Keiko put a finger to her lips. "We should have a stake-out or something. You know, to catch the thief red-handed!" She pounded her fist into her hand.

        Kuwabara scratched his head. "What color are their hands now?" Everyone fell down anime style. (LOL)

        Kurama looked at Keiko. "What's a stake-out?"

        She and Yusuke explained what that was—sometimes police keep an eye on the criminal they are trying to catch. It could go on for days, or it may not take so long. Although it was a good idea, they didn't go with it. They decided to see if anything else was missing.

        Hiei walked back to the room he shared with the other guys. He slept in a bed of his own, while the rest shared a triple-decker bunk bed. He opened the closet and then shut it, hoping he was dreaming. Opening it again, he knew he wasn't.

        He walked back out of the room. "They took some of our clothes too." They all groaned. The girls ran to see if their clothes had been snatched too: it had.

        Boton suggested, "Do you think we should call Koenma?"

        Everyone shouted his or her answer in unison, "NO!!" Boton blushed and shrugged.

        Yukina said, "What if whoever took our stuff is really poor or something? What if they really need it?

        "If they were really poor, they wouldn't be staying a night or two in this hotel." Yusuke pointed out. Yukina nodded her agreement to that and they all stood there silently trying to figure out who could have done it if it wasn't any of them.

        Now's your chance! You, yes you, can decide who will be smart enough to figure out the answer to this humorous meaningless crazy mystery! Will it be: Boton, Hiei, Keiko, Kurama, Kuwabara, Shizuru, Yukina, or Yusuke? He he, can you figure it out? >:-P

        Kurama: puts duct tape on Ssjj's mouth I wasn't through yet. He also does not own Home Alone or the name of the chapter of this song—which is taken from an actual song done by none other than Five Iron Frenzy. He doesn't own that band either. He should also give credit where credit is due!
        The joke, "what color are their hands now?" is taken from The Great Muppet Caper, which he does not own.

        Ssjj: Mmmpphhmmhphhmm!!! Hmmuhmm!

        Hiei: what is it this time?

        Ssjj: Mmpmwh mphnm mmppphhhmm.

        Kurama: You can understand him?

        Hiei: (mocking laugh.) No, but it's rather humorous to make him think I can.