Hey people! Chapter 4 up! Sorry it came so late. Vacaion and stuff.:-)


Chapter 4

Poochyena Perils part 3

Brendan and Forrest (They left before May woke up) were walking on the route to Petalburg city, challenging trainers along the way.

'"Hey, Brandy, is that a Surskit?"' asked Forrest.

"Yeah, it is! Let's catch it! Go Forrest! Pound attack." Commanded Brendan.

Forrest Pounded the Surskit, sending it into a tree.

"Now, another one!" He Ordered.

The Surskit fell down, and struggled to get up as Brendan took a poke ball out of his backpack.

"You're mine!!! Go poke ba—" He started, but was cut off by a rumbling.

'"What the—"' Started Forrest.

"Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Help me!"

"No don't tell me that May's being chased, again."

'"Yup."'

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkk!"

"Okay, stop! Right now!" Yelled Brendan

Everything turned black and white, and stopped moving, except for Brendan. He walked around, stopped in front of May, did a jig, and walked back to (the now frozen) Forrest.

"Weird."

Suddenly there was a bright flash, and Brendan was blinded.

Afi- What's going on here?

Brendan- Who are you?

Afi- I'm the author, Afi.

Brendan- Okay, so what's with May and stuff? Huh?

Afi- You see, Brendan, it's very simple.

Brendan- So explain.

Afi- Well, since I'm the author, and since this is my fanfic, I control what happens. Everything that anyone says or does here is controlled by me.

Brendan- So why May?

Afi- 'Cause, My story, my rules.

Brendan- I don't get it.

Afi- It'll become clear eventually.

Brendan- Wtf?

Afi- Now, back to the fanfic!

Brendan- Wait! I have more questions! Nooooooooooooooooo!

Afi- Sorry for the delay folks, we will resume normal programming soon.

Brendan- But.....

'"Yo! Brandy! We gonna help her or not?"' Asked Forrest.

Brendan blinked a couple of times and shook his head.

"Yeah."

"Brendan! RUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!" Screamed May.

Brendan looked over to see a bunch of Zigzagoon and Poochyenas running after her.

"AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Screamed Brendan as he ran.

"How... Did you... Piss them off?" Asked Brendan.

"Now's... not... the time!" Responded May.

"Calling all trainers! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" Yelled Brendan.

Soon, Brendan and May were joined by a bunch of youngsters. All of them yelling and screaming.

"Across the water! They can't swim! Hurry!" Yelled Brendan.

Everybody dived in and swam to the piece of land on the other side, all except for Brendan and May.

"Alright! May! What are you waiting for? Go!"

"I'm not getting wet again!"

"Why do I even bother? I should just leave you to get mauled!"

"You'd like that! Wouldn't you?"

"Ladies first!" Said Brendan as he pushed May in the water, and jumped in after.

They swam to the other side and pulled themselves out.

"Brendan?" Panted May.

"Yes?"

"I hate you. I hate you so friggin' much."

"Nice to know you care. A thanks would be nice too."

"Well, you're not getting one."

"Whatever. But what're we gonna do about those Pokemon." Asked Brendan.

"I... I guess that we fight back."

"My Zigzagoon, Zags, knows the 'Surf' move." Said one youngster.

"Hey, Zags can use it to clear a path through that mob over there, and then we'll..."

"Right, so everybody got the plan?" Asked May.

"Yeah!" They yelled.

"Alright, let's go! C'mon people! Move it!" Ordered Brendan.

Everybody dived into the water and swam over towards the bloodthirsty Pokemon.

"Go! Zags! Use Surf now!!" Said the youngster.

A giant wave appeared, and crashed down onto the Pokemon, clearing a path towards Petalburg.

"Now! Run for it!!!" Yelled Brendan.

Everyone ran towards Petalburg with the Pokemon in hot pursuit. They came up to a fork in the road.

"Head right!" Yelled Brendan. Everybody ran for the right except for May, who didn't hear Brendan.

"May! What the hell? Where are you going? That leads to a dead end!"

Brendan sighed and ran after her. Finally, she stopped to catch her breath.

"May! Why... Why did you run this way?" He panted

"What? This leads to Petalburg... Doesn't it?" She asked.

"No, this is a dead end!"

"Oh... Crap."

"Wait, do you hear that? Damn it! They're coming!"

"Let's hide then!"

"No use, they'd sniff us out."

"We could battle them."

"No that wouldn't work. 60 against 2? No."

"Then, what can we do?"

"Be brutally ripped to shreds."

"That doesn't help at all."

"There they are!!!"

"................"

"Well nice knowing you May." Said Brendan, holding out his hand for May to shake it.

But instead she pulled him into a hug, squeezing him tightly.

"IDON'TWANNADIE!!!!!" She yelled. "Errr........." Stuttered Brendan

"BRENDAN! IWANNATELLYOUSOMETHINGBEFOREWEDIE!"

"What..."

"IWANTEDTOSAYTHATI'MSORRYFORNOTLISTENINGTOYOUWHENYOUWERETRYINGTOHELPMEANDIDO N'THATEYOUIACTUALLYLIKEYOUANDIFWEGETOUTOFTHISALIVEIWANTYOUTOTRAVELWITHMETOKE EPTHISFROMHAPPENINGANDMAYBEWECOULDBEFRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!"She shouted.

"Errr... Okay."

"GOODBYEFRIEND!"

"Bye..."

"Go! Vigoroth!"

"What the hell?"

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! Hee! Cliffie! Anyways, I'm sorry if that last part was hard to read. Anywayz, R and R please!