Sesshoumaru's Advice Column HUMOR PARODY

by Kilala81

Sesshoumaru and his Hentai counterpart "Sesshou" answer questions and give advice. Other character stop by as well. Rated for Crude and Suggestive Humor. Read, Review...ask questions and get advice. HUMOR PARODY

2. First Real Advice

First Real Advice

Dear Sesshoumaru,

Is InuYasha's sword so large, because he's overcompensating for a small....well, you know.

Curious

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Dear Curious,

Both me and my doppleganger counterpart have decided that we will withdraw from this answer, as the question has crossed our minds as well.

Yeah, something that big is just begging for controversy...

Lord Sesshoumaru & Sesshou

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Dear Curious,

Fuck you! ::turns beet red, and sputters incoherently::

InuYasha

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This question came from a member of a Sesshoumaru/Kagome web site...that is why there is reference to Kagome being Sesshoumaru's love.

Dear Sesshomaru,

I have lost my true love to another person ::coughKagomecough:: and i want to know what you would do about it.

Sincerly,

Seshomaru's True Love

P.S. come back to me!!!!!!!!

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Dear ::growls:: Sesshomaru's True Love,

Human, you will not use my name in such a manner. I wish not to mate with you.

Lord Sesshoumaru

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Dear My Truest Love,

In order to come back to you, you have to send me your address. And a picture. Be creative ::winks seductively::

Love Always,

Your Dearest Sesshou