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Chapter 26
"Embarrassing Arguments"

I sat at the table in my cabin, my feet on the top of the table. I sighed, looking over the rather large gash that extended from one inch above my right knee to the midpoint up my leg. I sighed and pondered how long I should make the Commodore wait before I let him in on what his future held for him. I knew exactly what I was to do with him. I heard footsteps slowly approach the cabin door. I sighed lightly as the door opened. I looked at Jack, balancing the wooden chair on the two back legs.

"Still haven't learned to knock I see." I commented.

"I never will either." He laughed. I

shook my head slightly as Jack closed the door behind him.

"Tell me, what does ye plan on doing with the Commodore, eh?" he asked, sitting down

"Ye will just have to wait and see." I said, grinning evilly. Wrapping a clean bandage around my wound.

"Oh a surprise!" he smiled.

I shook my head with a laugh. "Aye, a surprise. Yer going to like my plan for him, I guarantee it."

"When do ye plan on.. Executing this plan?" he asked, his hands coming up and then dropping to his side once again.

"In about. 10 minutes. Right after I'm done putting this bandage on." I quickly made good on my word and finished wrapping the bandage around my leg.

"Ye ready?"

He nodded. "Aye, lets do this."

I laughed slightly and stood, I made my way toward the door, opening it. I pushed aside the pain that shot up and down my leg.

"Bring the Commodore to deck!" I demanded.

I waited only a matter of minutes, taking a deep breath of the salty sea air. I looked up at the sky, the beautiful blue sky. Not a cloud in sight, the sun was almost blinding as it heated the day. Ana Maria and Left practically dragged a yelling and cursing Commodore to deck. They stopped him in front of me. I gave a sickly sweet smile, as I looked the Commodore over.

"Well, Commodore, I regret to inform ye.." I began. "No I don't regret. I'm honored to tell ye that this will be yer last few minutes aboard The Gauntlet. Ye are to be lost to the fishies and Davy Jones' locker. Its been real fun." I smiled. "To The Plank!!"

"You're going to make me walk the plank? How ridiculous!" The Commodore commented as he was pulled to the plank.

"Not ridiculous, Yer about to be eaten by all types of fishies! I grinned. "I can only hope ye don't know how to swim, like the rest of yer men."

"Are ye sure ye want to make him walk the plank?" Jack questioned.

My head snapped over to look at him. I was sure, he had no reason to question my motives.

"Damn right I am!" I said, looking him over.

"But, we could get ransom for him and his mean. I think that would be wiser. Why do anything.. stupid?"

"Screw wiser, I'm pissed." I yelled, looking down at my leg.

"That maybe so, luv, but come on. Think about it, money."

I rolled my eyes. "I don't care about money Jack, I want to kill him."

"I know ye do, I would to but think about it." Jack said, taking a step toward me.

"Another step and I'll throw yer ass in with his." I pulled out my sword, poking at the Commodore's ribs.

"Get Moving!" I demanded.

The Commodore slowly made his way onto the plank. I continued poking at him, hearing his clothes tear.

"Luv, we really should take him in for ransom." Jack commented. "Ye can torment him all ye want, it's only a three day voyage."

"See the look on my face.. This is me not giving a damn."

"There is another alternative." Gibbs commented.

"And what's that?" I asked rolling my eyes. This was getting to be to much. Why did everyone think they had the right to tell me what to do at the moment? What was this, get on Ravenica day? I dropped my arms back to my side with a very heavy sigh.

"We could.. As the Commodore has put it. Give him a quick drop and a sudden stop." Gibbs smiled

I raised my brows, I hadn't thought of that. "Hmm" I contemplated. "That could be fun."

"I happen to think you should listen to Jack and return us to Port Royal." The Commodore butted in

"Shut the hell up, before I push ye over board myself. This just happens to be ME ship, so everyone shut up!" I yelled, becoming more and more irritated with each passing moment.

The whole deck went quite, ye could have heard a pin drop as I contemplated my alternatives.

"Take him below." I sneered.

Ana Maria and Lefty quickly obeyed.

"We head for Port Royal." I said, walking toward my cabin, followed closely by Jack.

"Are ye sure?"

I turned on my heel, giving him a deadly glare. "Ye ever question my motives again I'll send ye to the fishies too. I don't like being questioned on my own ship."

"I understand, I would be upset too. I'm sorry, savvy?" Jack said, swaying back and forth in his usual manner.

I nodded. "Aye, fine. It's just a little embarrassing to be arguing in front of a prisoner."

Jack quickly nodded, the beads entwined in his hair and beard moving swiftly. "Aye, we shouldn't have done that, I agree."

"Good, then we have no problem."

"To Port Royal then." Jack smiled; obviously knowing he had won the argument.

"Aye, to Port Royal." I said, turning on my heel again. I made my way to the cabin, well tried at least, my leg gave out halfway there. I fell to the hard wooden deck with a loud THUD. I sighed and rolled my eyes. Well this definitely did suck. I rolled from my stomach onto my back, meeting eyes with an amused Jack.

"And wha do ye find so amusing?" I asked, raising a brow

"Nothing." He said, quickly looking away.

"If yer going to laugh do it already." I said eyeing him He let out a small chuckle.

I shook my head and laughed slightly. "Any other embarrassing moments going to happen today?"

"Probably." He laughed, holding out his right tanned hand, adorned with different rings.

"Great." I said, taking it. He pulled me to my feet. I closed my eyes, as the pain seemed to have gotten worse with the pressure I had put on it.

"Should I carry ye?" Jack asked

I shook my head. "No, I'm just fine." I began to walk, very slowly, grabbing onto the rail that lead to my cabin. I slowly made my way up the stairs as Jack followed me, as if waiting for me to fall on my ass.

"Could ye please stop staring at my ass." I commented, making it up the stairs.

"No, it happens to be fun to look at."

I rolled my eyes. The mental image of Jack's toothy grin that was probably ensued upon my back. I shook my head slightly. I'd have to think of a way to get him back for that. Although on the other hand, it was a compliment, so I decided to let it slip for now. I made my way into the cabin, dropping my sword and sheath on the floor. I went over to the bed, practically throwing myself on to it.

"I say, we head to Port Royal in the morning." Jack commented, closing the door.

"Aye, that's fine."

"So, I'm sure we can find something to do until then." Jack grinned, swaying from side to side as he walked toward the bed.

"Ooh no, no, ye don't get off that easy. Ye made me look like a fool in front of everyone by questioning me. I'm still mad at ye." I said, sitting up slightly resting against the headboard.

"But, luv, I apologized, did I not?" Jack said, sitting on the bed next to me

"That doesn't seem like enough at the moment." I said, crossing my arms across my chest.

Jack gave a disappointed sigh.

"So what, we do it.. 1 time and ye think ye can come in here and get it anytime?" I question.

"No, I wouldn't think that." He said, looking at me

"Well, I'm tired and angry and YER not getting any. Maybe later I'll go see if any of Norrington's men are looking to get lucky!" I grinned.

"Ye wouldn't.." he trailed off

"Jealous again?" I asked

"No, I'm saying, ye wouldn't."

"Ye certainly are sure of yerself." I said, watching him push himself closer to me.

"Of course, I am always sure of meself. Someone has to be."

I shook my head with a laugh. I pulled Jack's hat off of his head, looking it over. Jack grinned at the thought of what could be coming next. I put the hat on my head.

"What ye think? Does it look good on me?" I questioned Jack began to laugh hysterically. I looked around, confusion running over my features. "And what is so funny?"

"I don't know." He said barely getting it out because he was laughing so hard. "For some reason it is extremely funny."

I shook my head. "And I'm the crazy one?"

He nodded slowly, still laughing, holding his stomach from laughing so hard. I was unable to find the humor in all this. I modeled the hat from side to side.

"Which side is my better one?" I asked.

"Both." He stated simply. "Yer no help." I said, shaking my head. I tipped the hat and closed my eyes.

"Can I have me hat back now?" Jack asked

"No." I stated simply, pulling the hat over my eyes. "It's mine now."

"But, that's me favorite hat."

"I'm only. Borrowing it.. Not like i'm stealing it. Yer sure to get it back eventually, like when i'm tired of wearing it." I laughed

"I had better be in my hands by morning. Or we are going to have sum troubles, Missy."

I rolled my eyes. "Wit ye, its always trouble."

Jack laughed slightly, shaking his head. I crossed my right leg over my left and thought about what could happen in Port Royal. How would Jack's supposed friends take all of this? Jack asking for ransom for their Commodore and probably a large part of their army. I sighed slightly in thought. 3 days till Port Royal, 3 days to figure things out. Plenty of time, what could go wrong?. Right?