Title: Harry Potter and the Closet Case Mafia
Disclaimer: It's only mine in my own demented little universe.
Rating: PG-13 for now
Spoilers: Bugsy Malone I guess, certainly not HP
Category: Comedy/Parody/Romance/slightly Musical
Warnings: Slash!!! Demented twistings of a perfectly innocent movie. A lot of cross-dressing and transsexuals. A lot of prostitution, repressed homosexuality, loads of OOCness and all around madness. And I almost forgotten, there are some murders as well.
Pairing: HP/RW, DM/BZ references to HP/DM in the past
A/N: I came up with this story because my school was putting on Bugsy Malone for Christmas and I was so obsessed over it that I couldn't think of anything else so I came up with this fic. Well, if you can't get rid of it, try slashing it.
Information chapter
This story is an AU and a parody of the movie Bugsy Malone. If you don't know the movie, I hope I can make this story not too confusing for you. And if you do know that movie, you will never look at it the same way again. Also if you know the story, I know I kinda took out speeches from the movie but that's because I kinda like some of the lines and some of them created quite a lot of innuendoes, which is actually how I come up with this story in the first place, and some I just couldn't figure out what else they would say. Anyway I hope you don't mind me doing that, the story won't be exactly the same, especially not the ending. I also took out some of the songs from the movie into this fic.
In New York 1920's, muggle world, dark wizards (or just those with a bad reputation) lurk, far from the Ministry of Magic's clutches. Back then, magic was not as advanced as it is now and so detection spells were easy to avoid so these wizards were able to do illegal activities very easily.
At this time, the Unforgivables were not yet created. Other spells that petrifies or kills can be reversed as well as poisons if the antidote is created in time. The only thing that was irreversible was the newly invented potion known as the shatter potion which, once in contact of something, will freeze that object immediately. Though the frozen object could return to its normal state within 5 minutes, if the object comes in contact with anything, no matter how small the contact it, the object will shatter into a million pieces and cannot be put back together.
During this time, homosexuality was unacceptable to the point of becoming illegal in both the Wizarding and muggle world. So the homosexuals stick together to form an underground society of both muggles and wizards. One of the most popular gatherings of this society is the Fat Zam's Grand Slam speakeasy, the best and the only gay club in town. (Clubs or speakeasies are illegal then as well.) Alcohol is also illegal in the muggle world at that time, but not in the Wizarding world.
When this society is discovered by the homophobic mobster king Lucius Malfoy, he does everything he can to destroy it and the man who runs it, the Italian Mafia leader Blaise Zambini who, at that time, had control of almost every illegal joint in town.
Also, the transsexuals in this story use an illegal sex changing potion that wears off from 1hour to a week depending on the strength of the potion.
I think I've explained enough here. I hope you enjoy this story. Anything else you want explained, just ask.
Disclaimer: It's only mine in my own demented little universe.
Rating: PG-13 for now
Spoilers: Bugsy Malone I guess, certainly not HP
Category: Comedy/Parody/Romance/slightly Musical
Warnings: Slash!!! Demented twistings of a perfectly innocent movie. A lot of cross-dressing and transsexuals. A lot of prostitution, repressed homosexuality, loads of OOCness and all around madness. And I almost forgotten, there are some murders as well.
Pairing: HP/RW, DM/BZ references to HP/DM in the past
A/N: I came up with this story because my school was putting on Bugsy Malone for Christmas and I was so obsessed over it that I couldn't think of anything else so I came up with this fic. Well, if you can't get rid of it, try slashing it.
Information chapter
This story is an AU and a parody of the movie Bugsy Malone. If you don't know the movie, I hope I can make this story not too confusing for you. And if you do know that movie, you will never look at it the same way again. Also if you know the story, I know I kinda took out speeches from the movie but that's because I kinda like some of the lines and some of them created quite a lot of innuendoes, which is actually how I come up with this story in the first place, and some I just couldn't figure out what else they would say. Anyway I hope you don't mind me doing that, the story won't be exactly the same, especially not the ending. I also took out some of the songs from the movie into this fic.
In New York 1920's, muggle world, dark wizards (or just those with a bad reputation) lurk, far from the Ministry of Magic's clutches. Back then, magic was not as advanced as it is now and so detection spells were easy to avoid so these wizards were able to do illegal activities very easily.
At this time, the Unforgivables were not yet created. Other spells that petrifies or kills can be reversed as well as poisons if the antidote is created in time. The only thing that was irreversible was the newly invented potion known as the shatter potion which, once in contact of something, will freeze that object immediately. Though the frozen object could return to its normal state within 5 minutes, if the object comes in contact with anything, no matter how small the contact it, the object will shatter into a million pieces and cannot be put back together.
During this time, homosexuality was unacceptable to the point of becoming illegal in both the Wizarding and muggle world. So the homosexuals stick together to form an underground society of both muggles and wizards. One of the most popular gatherings of this society is the Fat Zam's Grand Slam speakeasy, the best and the only gay club in town. (Clubs or speakeasies are illegal then as well.) Alcohol is also illegal in the muggle world at that time, but not in the Wizarding world.
When this society is discovered by the homophobic mobster king Lucius Malfoy, he does everything he can to destroy it and the man who runs it, the Italian Mafia leader Blaise Zambini who, at that time, had control of almost every illegal joint in town.
Also, the transsexuals in this story use an illegal sex changing potion that wears off from 1hour to a week depending on the strength of the potion.
I think I've explained enough here. I hope you enjoy this story. Anything else you want explained, just ask.