OK I have no idea of how this is gonna turn out so if it's weird blame my promise in my profile that everyone should be reading....(I should have made it 14 so I had time to think................)

umm.......can I pass??? didn't think so........

umm.............. lessee..........Ah!

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho and I am trying to buy some time by writing Jabberwocky.........

Fine --; I'll start.........

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Rinku and Chuu where trying to listen from the door to the living room but they were too far away.

"Can ya hear 'nethin?" asked Chuu

"Not with you slobbering words into my ear! Shh!" Replied Rinku.

Touya and Jin stared at Rinku and Chuu from the couch.

"What are they doing?" asked Touya

"Not sure." replied Jin, who was actually pretty sure about what they were doing, spying, Just like he was doing before.

Jin wanted to tell Rinku and Chuu about the funny secret he had found, but he knew he wasn't allowed.

Suzuki and Shishiwakamaru were about to walk in when they saw the four of them in a staring contest.

"umm.... sorry to interrupt but someone needs to make lunch or order pizza for the 7th day in a row." said Suzuki in confusion.

"Yeah, Touya we're hungry. Get to it." Said Shishi, pretty rudely.

"Me?" asked Touya.

"Well I don't feel like it! And since you don't want to, here's the menu; Raw, Burt, Burt with extra crisp, or ashes with liquor. Which would you like." Said Shishi with sarcasm.

"Fine I'll go make it...." complained Touya.

"Which one was I?" asked Suzuki.

IN THE KITCHEN

Touya was about to walk in the kitchen when he stopped.

The entire kitchen was filled with the stench of leftover breakfast from 8days ago. They had been eating nothing but pizza and Chinese for the past 7 days so nobody ever went in the kitchen.

"Ew! gross...Oh Gosh....." he complained while taking out the trash of old milk cereal and pancakes.

"The garbage can. It's not there. It's missing. It's gone. It's- It's- not where it's suppose to be!

The trash. Smelly trash. Stupid Trash. Dumb Trash. GROOS STUPID SMELLY OLD TRASH!!!!!!!" he thought to himself.

But he was right. The trash was indeed missing. That's when in walks outside from the front door not noticing Touya.

"Suzuki! Where's the Damn trashcan?" He yelled.

"Rinku smashed it up with his yoyo when Suzuki spilled cranberry juice on Rinku's hat remember?!" Suzuki yelled from inside, "Just dig a hole for the trash or something!"

"OK."

"Dig a hole!? The world has turned against me!!!!!" he said to himself.

"Rinku destroyed the trashcan?" Touya asked Jin.

"Oh! Didn't see you there. But yea. While you were 'Zoned out' he and Shishi had a fight." replied Jin.

"Oh...Where do we dig a hole?"

"Umm.... Somewhere in the forest I guess."

So they walked.....and walked. And found a nice tree to pull out of the ground. Then they threw the garbage in. Then they put the tree back in.

Now they were lost.

"Umm...Which way did we come from?" asked Jin.

"It was....well.....why don't you fly up and see."

"There's too many branches. Oh! Come up with me and you can chop the branches out of the way!"

"No I- Ack!"

Jin lifted Touya into the air and As quickly as he could Touya Chopped the branches out of the way.

"There it is!" Jin said excitedly.

Touya had his eyes shut as tight as possible. He looked like a five year old kid afraid of lightning out in a storm.

"Look Touya! Touya?" He looked down at the shivering Touya (never saw a ice demon shiver before...).

"Open your eyes Touya and look!"

Touya shook his head. (aww...)

"grr.....Open your eyes and I'll stop!" With that Jin started tickling Touya mercilessly on the ribs (anywhere else Touya would fall).

Being he was laughing it was hard to open his eyes. Eventually he did and they went home. Touya still laughing a little, and Jin in shock of how ticklish Touya actually was.

AT HOME

Suzuki served out the dinner he made himself.

Everyone took a bite, and made grossed out faces.

"How do you like my raw Steak." Asked Suzuki with confidence, " Beautiful isn't it!"

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That's all folks.

That is the first thing I ever made up as I went along.... How'd I do?

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