When I wrote this fic I originally thought it would be a one-shot....And here I am, writing the third chapter...
Disclaimer: I do not own YYH...
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"How do you like my raw Steak." Asked Suzuki with confidence, " Beautiful isn't it!"
"Well...It's definitely raw..." Rinku said with a 'Ew...' on his face.
"Where did you find this Steak?" asked Touya.
"In the fridge." answered Suzuki, "Why?"
"Where's the package?" said Touya with a little worry.
"Over there..." said Suzuki, confused.
Touya ran to the counter. He picked up the package and covered his mouth.
'September 02!!!' he thought.
"What is it Touya?" asked Chuu.
Touya looked a Everyone and their plates. "This steak expired September second."
Everyone looked at their plates. Then at each other. Then at Suzuki.
Everyone except for Touya and Suzuki ran to the bathroom as quick as possible. Then they were stuck in the doorway to the bathroom.
"Get off me!" yelled Shishi.
"No Way. I was here first." replied Rinku.
"Ouch! My arm Shishi!? Put away your horns!" Yelled Jin.
"I dun...I dun fe' suh gud......" Said Chuu about to vomit.
"Oh No You Don't! You'll get it all over me!" Yelled Shishi.
Touya and Suzuki looked at each other.
"Maybe we should push them?" asked Touya.
"What if we get stuck?" replied Suzuki. (still wearing an apron)
"I don't think theirs any room left in the door." said Touya.
"Right." said Suzuki, "Well then. Who should we push? We cant push all of them."
"hm....I think we should push Rinku."
"Why Rinku?"
"Well, Chuu's to heavy, Shishi would Yell, Jin is on the end so the lock would hurt him. Rinku is in the middle just taking up space."
"Ok then."
They walked behind the cramped up doorway and got behind Rinku.
"On the count of three. 1..2..2 1/2, 3!" counted Suzuki.
With that they pushed Rinku through the Jam, and everyone tried to move at once. Suzuki and Touya tried to get to the other side, Touya ended up getting stuck while Suzuki tripped and was left knocked out in the bathroom with Rinku who he fell on...
"Suzuki?" asked Shishi.
"Rinku" asked Chuu.
They stood there the rest of the day. Stuck. Hungry. Waiting. Bored.
Until Shishi and Jin finally fell asleep and Fell on the ground. You see, they couldn't walk forward, but if they had sat down and crawled they could have been free....
"Did they just sit down?" asked Touya.
"I th'k suh......I ned s'm sake..." Said Chuu half awake.
Touya looked around. He was left alone, in the dark, with a drunk Chuu on the loose. 'PLEASE let there be no sake! Please let there be no sake! Please let the--'
"Here's Some!" said Chuu reaching into the cooler in the corner of the kitchen. It was packed full with, you guessed it, sake.
He went through about 14 or 15 bottles in 45 minutes. He was singing 'It's Raining'.
"Iz ranin iz purring da ol mun is snurin" sang Chuu "Eh wen tah beh buned iz Ed en culden geh up in nuh murnin..."
Chuu drank another gulp of his sake.
"that's just sick" whispered Touya.
Chuu had spotted Touya peaking out of the bathroom.
"Com 'er en sin' wuth meh! Dun beh shy!" said Chuu.
"Uhh.. No thanks."
"Aww.....c'mon! weh cun sin' 'London Bridge'!" Chuu said falling of his chair. But not for long. He started chasing Touya and trying to get him to sing.
Touya climbed onto the roof. Chuu could barley run, so he probably couldn't climb.
Chuu tried several times to get to the roof, well, before he collapsed.
Touya ended up falling asleep on the roof.
He didn't realize Chuu collapsed because he was drunk, not tired. He was wide awake.
Eventually he did get onto the roof. But by then he forgot why he was so determined to get up there. Alls he saw was Touya.
"Eh.. do yah know why I'm her'?" Asked Chuu to the sleeping Touya, "Well? Yur bein vury rude. I asked yuh a questun."
Chuu picked Touya up by the front of the shirt like he was about to punch him in the face.
"Da pur suker's a fainted. I ber wake 'em up."
Chuu carried Touya while climbing down the side of the house. He then took him to the backyard and tried to wake him up.
He filled a bucket and poured it on Touya, well, tried to, he missed but didn't notice.
"He's a heavy slipper."
Next he tried loud noises.
It woke everyone else up (but they soon fell back asleep.), and Touya, but Chuu didn't notice that Touya was awake.
"A rel heavy slipper."
"Heavy Slipper?"
"Who was dat!? I got ta get'm outa her!"
Chuu picked up Touya and held him tight but each sound he made Chuu thought was from that creepy voice he herd.
"We shud go hide in da bafrum! heh wun luk there!"
Chuu ran into the bathroom and saw everyone on the floor.
"It's a murder! So this guy was hiding from a murder!" said Chuu with the sake slowly wearing off.
"No they're just sleeping." said Touya, "Now can you--"
"Ack!!! He's Catching Up! We gotta Hide!" yelled Chuu jumping into the bathtub.
His yell woke Shishi up. "ungh...meeh shuywit..." (which if you moan it sounds like 'ugh. be quiet') Shishi stood up walked towards the tub, then tripped over Suzuki and Rinku. Then fell back asleep.
"Zombie! Ack--" yelled Chuu with his mouth being covered by Touya.
"Shh! Are you trying to wake them up?!" asked Touya.
"You were awake?" asked Chuu.
"Yah! Ever since you screamed wake up at the sky!" said Touya angrily.
"Good! Buh that Murder is still out there. I've herd him talking..."
"There IS NO murder!!!"
"Are you sure???"
"Yeah....."
"Then who was talking?"
"Me."
"So then YOU killed them!" Chuu said pointing, accidentally poking, him.
...Touya laughed. (sigh poor Touya...)
"Huh?" said Chuu.
He poked again. Touya tried to squirm away, but Chuu grabbed him.
"Admit you killed them. I didn't kill anyone, they're dead, you said their was no murder, and you were hiding on the roof. Admit it, you killed them!" said Chuu like a lawyer
"I'm not a mur--" Touya said when Chuu started tickling him, "S-Stop!!"
"I know your weakness! AND that you're a murder! WHY did you kill them?"
"I-I didn't!! So-So Stop!"
After about 6 or 7 minutes of that, Touya passed out.
Then Chuu.
(The Next Morning)
"SHISHI!!! Get off of me!" yelled Suzuki.
"Why don't YOU get off of meee!!!!" Yelled Rinku.
"I can't Shishi is on top of me!"
"Well knock him off!"
"You knock it off!" Yelled Shishi, "I'm getting up."
"What are we doing in the bathroom?" asked Jin, "ACK!"
"What is it?" Asked Rinku.
"What's Chuu doing hugging Touya in the bathtub???" asked Jin
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Hi everyone! I hope it was long enough!
My friend asked me why I don't show Touya laughing. She thought I was suppose to put something like "HAHAHAAHAHAHA--S-Stop!! HAHAHAHA"
Other then the fact that it feels like I'm making Touya Psycho, I can't do it because I can't picture Touya 'laughing'. If you ask me he giggles (or laughs through his nose however you put it.). And I have proof! During the fight in the dark Tournament against Team Uriatogi when Chuu, Rinku, Jin and Touya save Kayko and sleeping Yusuke, in the dubbed version after Rinku goes " No need to get all mushy and stuff lady, it was no big deal. Your just lucky we happened to walk by." They show Jin and Touya. Touya giggles, and Jin makes a weird Smile.
Well that's why. Thank You for reading! Please Review!