I don't own any of the characters in this story, I think... I'm pretty sure...
I don't know. I'm not done yet, so how can I tell? Tolkien is the real
owner of these 'slightly modified' characters. However, Tolkien is dead...
*sniff*...he's my idol, well, one of my idols, I have, um... a lot!
Prologue
Frodo Faggins- A screwed up bobbit who is a chain pipe weed smoker.
Biblo Faggins- A 111-year-old bobbit with disturbed disorders.
Gandalf the Pink- An old man who can't take himself to part with his fuzzy
pink bunny slippers.
Happy- Stupidly happy (go figure) all the time!
Dopey - Grows his own dope in his bobbit hole.
IAMSAM- always eating green eggs and ham, and tries to talk the
others into eating it too!
Aragorn- To important to in this mixed up story.
Boromir- keeps trying to commit suicide, but he has to die later in the movie,
so everyone stops him.
Gimme- A disgrace to nature...
LegLess- an elf who wheels himself around in a wheel chair due to a
run in with an orc. He's also the prince of Jerkwood.
Saruman- another old man in blue bunny slippers and bathrobe.
Elrond- A fashion designer.
Galadriel- runs a clan of gothic Lothlorien elves.
Prologue
The world has changed. I feel in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell
it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it,
except Elrond. It began with the forging of the great Trinkets. Three were
given to the Elves. Immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings, which isn't
really fair because they gave nine to the race of Men who quickly became
possessed and died. Seven to the Dwarf lord's. Stupid, unsociable and
bloated.
And within these Trinkets was bound the will and power to govern each race,
but they were all of them deceived for another Trinket was made. In the land
of Less Door, in fires of Mount Zoom, the dark Lord Moron forged in secret a
Master Trinket. Into this Trinket he tried to pour (but missed) his
malice, cruelty and will to dominate all Beeps
One Trinket to Tickle them all. One by one, the Beeps of Inthemiddle Earth (which is situated just above Lower Earth and just below Highest Earth) fell to the power of the Tickling Trinket. But there were some that weren't ticklish, and to the dismay of Moron, a last alliance of Elves and Men marched against the armies of Less Door.
And on the slopes of Mount Zoom they fought for the freedom of Inthemiddle
Earth. VICTORY was near, but the power of the tickling Trinket could not be
undone. (Moron appears and wreaks havoc)
It was in this moment, when all hope was seriously overcast, that Isasealdoor,
son of the Walrus King, took up his father's tusks. He whacked Moron with the
freaky tusk things and, don't ask us how, but due to some seriously messed up work
here, all his fingers came off and he was destroyed for two and a half
thousand years.
Isasealdoor took the Tickling Trinket, wrapped it in duck tape (for your info
there were no 'ducts' back then,) and kept it. Blaa, Blaa, Blaa. He eventually
dies, no one cares, and Gollum's long lost brother, Curious George, got the Trinket. He went into the Foggy Mountains, and for 500 years it poisoned his already messed up Monkey Mind. Then one day, it ran away, and Biblo Faggins took it, kept it, and that's where the prologue ends.
Prologue
Frodo Faggins- A screwed up bobbit who is a chain pipe weed smoker.
Biblo Faggins- A 111-year-old bobbit with disturbed disorders.
Gandalf the Pink- An old man who can't take himself to part with his fuzzy
pink bunny slippers.
Happy- Stupidly happy (go figure) all the time!
Dopey - Grows his own dope in his bobbit hole.
IAMSAM- always eating green eggs and ham, and tries to talk the
others into eating it too!
Aragorn- To important to in this mixed up story.
Boromir- keeps trying to commit suicide, but he has to die later in the movie,
so everyone stops him.
Gimme- A disgrace to nature...
LegLess- an elf who wheels himself around in a wheel chair due to a
run in with an orc. He's also the prince of Jerkwood.
Saruman- another old man in blue bunny slippers and bathrobe.
Elrond- A fashion designer.
Galadriel- runs a clan of gothic Lothlorien elves.
Prologue
The world has changed. I feel in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell
it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it,
except Elrond. It began with the forging of the great Trinkets. Three were
given to the Elves. Immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings, which isn't
really fair because they gave nine to the race of Men who quickly became
possessed and died. Seven to the Dwarf lord's. Stupid, unsociable and
bloated.
And within these Trinkets was bound the will and power to govern each race,
but they were all of them deceived for another Trinket was made. In the land
of Less Door, in fires of Mount Zoom, the dark Lord Moron forged in secret a
Master Trinket. Into this Trinket he tried to pour (but missed) his
malice, cruelty and will to dominate all Beeps
One Trinket to Tickle them all. One by one, the Beeps of Inthemiddle Earth (which is situated just above Lower Earth and just below Highest Earth) fell to the power of the Tickling Trinket. But there were some that weren't ticklish, and to the dismay of Moron, a last alliance of Elves and Men marched against the armies of Less Door.
And on the slopes of Mount Zoom they fought for the freedom of Inthemiddle
Earth. VICTORY was near, but the power of the tickling Trinket could not be
undone. (Moron appears and wreaks havoc)
It was in this moment, when all hope was seriously overcast, that Isasealdoor,
son of the Walrus King, took up his father's tusks. He whacked Moron with the
freaky tusk things and, don't ask us how, but due to some seriously messed up work
here, all his fingers came off and he was destroyed for two and a half
thousand years.
Isasealdoor took the Tickling Trinket, wrapped it in duck tape (for your info
there were no 'ducts' back then,) and kept it. Blaa, Blaa, Blaa. He eventually
dies, no one cares, and Gollum's long lost brother, Curious George, got the Trinket. He went into the Foggy Mountains, and for 500 years it poisoned his already messed up Monkey Mind. Then one day, it ran away, and Biblo Faggins took it, kept it, and that's where the prologue ends.