Chapter 2-Bree Cheese
Frodo and Sam have just been spotted at a Mc.Bobbits stand at the side
of the freeway. Frodo is enjoying a nice small Bobbi burger and unfortunately
IAMSAM couldn't convince the chef to make any green eggs and ham, so he sadly
sits at the table drinking water. Suddenly, five and a half dudes in black
robes enter the restaurant. Using a screechy language that Frodo and IAMSAM
took for Greek, they ordered five and a half Mc.blackrider burgers and the
whole lunch went downhill from there! They sat in the booth and a half beside
Frodo and IAMSAM who, trying not to be rude only half listened to their
conversation.
"We gotta find da halflin' with da Trinket! Or da boss 'e ain't gonna be
'appy!"
"Yah, I mean look a' what 'e did to poor 'BlackriderwhodoesSauronscomand#7'!"
"You're telling me! I say we head-"
"Hey! We were listening to that!"
"Stupid Bobbit! I'm writing this story and you said you were only going to
listen to half the conversation!!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Okay fine!!!"
"-South and see if the Bobbits are down there!"
"Thank You"
The Bobbits paid their Bill (the pony) and headed out the door. They were
suddenly run over by Happy and Dopey in a motorcycle. They stopped backed up
and hauled Frodo and IAMSAM in.
"What are you doing!!???"
"Be careful that you don't sit on the carrots.," said Dopey. And Happy smiled
stupidly as if to say 'what we've been doing is none of your business'.
"You've been in to Farmer Pupa's crop!" said Frodo accusingly
"So what if we have??????????????? He's clearly overreacting!! It 's only a
few carrots and some cabbages and the mushrooms last week and Green Eggs and
Ham the week before that!"
"Green Eggs and Ham!"IAMSAM shouted
"Shut up YOUARESAM! Your not eating anything you bloated piece of s**t!"
They rented ponies at Pony World and trekked across the country. The
expedition across the country was uneventful except for the funny yet
simultaneously stupid run in with Killer Munchkins during which the ponies
were all killed and the 'Freaky Foursome' was left to run for their lives, in
the forest of Oz.
They also ended up bumping into Kermit the Frog who was pruning his
rosebushes outside of his Gingerbread House. They arrived at Bree only to
find that a tornado had passed through dumping a house on the wicked witch of
the southeast. (The gingerbread house is now up for auction if ya want it!)
They entered the Inn of the Stomping Hippopotamus and all got drunk. They met.
wait a minute, Aragorn isn't in this, so they met MiniMe!
Of course MiniMe doesn't talk so when they asked him questions, the same
followed. "Ee, Eee, Eee!!!" They eventually gave up on him and provided
MiniMe with a box of chocolate to shut him up. Soon The 'Freaky Fivesome'
headed off with a map courtesy of a dwarf dressed as a nun ('The hills are
alive with the sound of music!') and MiniMe who kept pointing in the
direction they were to go and screaming Eeeeeeeeee!!!!!!! (They had to tape
his mouth with duck tape and by the way there were no Ducts back then!!)
After days of travelling they ended up at WeatherTop where they rested for
the night. MiniMe provided them with mini umbrella drink toppers (Thank You,
Stomping Hippo Inn!) Frodo fell asleep quickly and the other three talked.
They sent MiniMe for firewood. Early morning Five BlackRiders appeared (No
thanks to MiniMe who attracted them with all of his muffled swearing and
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee's!!!!!!!) The riders silently climbed up to the top of the
tower where Frodo and the others were supposedly sleeping.
And with no warning whatsoever Frodo, IAMSAM, Happy and Dopey jumped prepared
to fight. Well, at least three of them were. IAMSAM had another plan. He
jumped behind one of the Wraiths (insert scary music), tapped it on the
shoulder and screamed. "Do you have any Green Eggs and Ham?!" Well, that
didn't go over to well with the Wraith and as you can guess they started to
fight. The Bobbits obviously didn't win and Frodo got stabbed, and now our
story continues.
Each Bobbit took turns carry Frodo, who had started to go green and gasped
for breath. They finally ended up in Rivendell days later and the elves took
care of Frodo right away. He lived, though the story would have been a lot
shorter if he had died. Anyways, he rested for a few days and he gathered all
of his strength to attend: The Council of the Fashion Designer.
Frodo and Sam have just been spotted at a Mc.Bobbits stand at the side
of the freeway. Frodo is enjoying a nice small Bobbi burger and unfortunately
IAMSAM couldn't convince the chef to make any green eggs and ham, so he sadly
sits at the table drinking water. Suddenly, five and a half dudes in black
robes enter the restaurant. Using a screechy language that Frodo and IAMSAM
took for Greek, they ordered five and a half Mc.blackrider burgers and the
whole lunch went downhill from there! They sat in the booth and a half beside
Frodo and IAMSAM who, trying not to be rude only half listened to their
conversation.
"We gotta find da halflin' with da Trinket! Or da boss 'e ain't gonna be
'appy!"
"Yah, I mean look a' what 'e did to poor 'BlackriderwhodoesSauronscomand#7'!"
"You're telling me! I say we head-"
"Hey! We were listening to that!"
"Stupid Bobbit! I'm writing this story and you said you were only going to
listen to half the conversation!!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Okay fine!!!"
"-South and see if the Bobbits are down there!"
"Thank You"
The Bobbits paid their Bill (the pony) and headed out the door. They were
suddenly run over by Happy and Dopey in a motorcycle. They stopped backed up
and hauled Frodo and IAMSAM in.
"What are you doing!!???"
"Be careful that you don't sit on the carrots.," said Dopey. And Happy smiled
stupidly as if to say 'what we've been doing is none of your business'.
"You've been in to Farmer Pupa's crop!" said Frodo accusingly
"So what if we have??????????????? He's clearly overreacting!! It 's only a
few carrots and some cabbages and the mushrooms last week and Green Eggs and
Ham the week before that!"
"Green Eggs and Ham!"IAMSAM shouted
"Shut up YOUARESAM! Your not eating anything you bloated piece of s**t!"
They rented ponies at Pony World and trekked across the country. The
expedition across the country was uneventful except for the funny yet
simultaneously stupid run in with Killer Munchkins during which the ponies
were all killed and the 'Freaky Foursome' was left to run for their lives, in
the forest of Oz.
They also ended up bumping into Kermit the Frog who was pruning his
rosebushes outside of his Gingerbread House. They arrived at Bree only to
find that a tornado had passed through dumping a house on the wicked witch of
the southeast. (The gingerbread house is now up for auction if ya want it!)
They entered the Inn of the Stomping Hippopotamus and all got drunk. They met.
wait a minute, Aragorn isn't in this, so they met MiniMe!
Of course MiniMe doesn't talk so when they asked him questions, the same
followed. "Ee, Eee, Eee!!!" They eventually gave up on him and provided
MiniMe with a box of chocolate to shut him up. Soon The 'Freaky Fivesome'
headed off with a map courtesy of a dwarf dressed as a nun ('The hills are
alive with the sound of music!') and MiniMe who kept pointing in the
direction they were to go and screaming Eeeeeeeeee!!!!!!! (They had to tape
his mouth with duck tape and by the way there were no Ducts back then!!)
After days of travelling they ended up at WeatherTop where they rested for
the night. MiniMe provided them with mini umbrella drink toppers (Thank You,
Stomping Hippo Inn!) Frodo fell asleep quickly and the other three talked.
They sent MiniMe for firewood. Early morning Five BlackRiders appeared (No
thanks to MiniMe who attracted them with all of his muffled swearing and
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee's!!!!!!!) The riders silently climbed up to the top of the
tower where Frodo and the others were supposedly sleeping.
And with no warning whatsoever Frodo, IAMSAM, Happy and Dopey jumped prepared
to fight. Well, at least three of them were. IAMSAM had another plan. He
jumped behind one of the Wraiths (insert scary music), tapped it on the
shoulder and screamed. "Do you have any Green Eggs and Ham?!" Well, that
didn't go over to well with the Wraith and as you can guess they started to
fight. The Bobbits obviously didn't win and Frodo got stabbed, and now our
story continues.
Each Bobbit took turns carry Frodo, who had started to go green and gasped
for breath. They finally ended up in Rivendell days later and the elves took
care of Frodo right away. He lived, though the story would have been a lot
shorter if he had died. Anyways, he rested for a few days and he gathered all
of his strength to attend: The Council of the Fashion Designer.