ON THE BRIGHT SIDE I AM NOW A MEMBER OF THE FELLOWSHIP
By: Jess
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thursday september 9
7:30 pm
in my bedroom
listening to records
Finally I went shopping for clothes!!! I got a black halter and some tight black jeans. V. sophis., but not too dressy. Somehow I payed for it all with a few measly fivers El Beardo gave me. I tried on the outfit, and I looked quite cool. I started pouting and making faces in the mirror, but then realized I was acting like Jas. Bloody hell. Buddha, help me!
Libby just left after jumping on my bed screaming "Winnie bag pool, Winnie bag pool..." over and over again. Angus is the only half sane living thing around here.
7:45 pm
Dave phoned.
"Hello, gorgeous."
"Hey Dave."
"Quite nippy noodles out, isn't it?"
"Uh huh."
"Hey, I was wondering if you'd read 'Lord of the Rings'? I ran into Jools today and she had her nose in that book. Is it any good?"
"No. Haven't tried. Jools me and the gang about it today during break. It sounds quite cool, actually. It's about a Ring, a Dark Lord, and something about the end of Middle Earth. And the crap that was going on during World War II."
Why do I always say, 'I'm not going to talk to Dave anymore.', yet somehow I always do? Is my red bottom showing that much? Bloody Cosmic Horn. I fancy two guys! One who gives me jelliodosity, and the other, hilariosity. Why can't I bloody choose?
Dave and I chatted about what little we knew about the story, like Hobbits and Elves and Dwarves (A/N: Oh my!) and a Wizard with a pointy hat Jools told him about called Gandalf.
"He's not related to Merlin is he?" I asked.
"Not that I know of. Maybe we should crash one of their family reunions, eh?"
Then, Vati came in, yelling at the top of his lungs. "Georgia, how much time do you need to spend on that bloody thing? You've been on it for twenty minutes! How much longer do you need to talk to your friends? Can't you meet up somewhere and stop wasting our bloody money?"
Honestly, parents can be so over dramatic.
"Sorry, but the Loon Leader says I'm wasting the money him and Mutti could be spending on drinks at a bar. Bye."
"I'll see you later then."
See you later. What DOES it mean???
saturday september 11
6:00 pm
in my bedroom
Putting on the finishing touches of my makeup, then I'm out the door to meet up with Jas at her house. There, we will wait for Hunky and the SG to come pick us up. This is going to be absolutely fab! A dark theater with Robbie, a perfect chance for some number 7 snogging! I'm grinning like a loon right now. I can't wait!
6:15 pm
in Jas's room
helping her with makeup
"Jas come on! Your mum said they got here five bloody minutes ago! We're going to be late for the movie!"
"No we won't, Georgia!"
6:50 pm
Guess what? We were late for the movie. Thank Buddha Tom had a friend that could sneak us into the theater without getting caught. Cheers, Tom! And guess who else was there? Jools and her mum! I didn't go up to her, as I was with my georgy Sex God boyfriend.
Jas and I went and got us some refreshments, and for a quick lippy check (incase of a snog attack) during the previews.
"Tom, what movie are we seeing?" Robbie asked when "Feature Presentation" popped up on the screen after the dancing popcorn and cola.
"I don't know. It's called 'Lord of the Rings' or something. It got good reviews in the paper, so I guess it's worth watching."
Oh, gods. They made a movie of it too? I can't believe it! I saw Jools get all excited when we heard this odd music with some people singing in hushed voices about the song. Then you could hear a lady's voice.
"*I amar prestar aen. The world is changed. Han mathon ne nen. I feel it in the waters. Han mathon ne chae. I feel it in the earth. A han noston ned 'wilith. I smell it in the air. Much that once was, is lost. For none now live who remember it.*"
What in the name of pantyhose was she talking about? And what language was she speaking before?
Then the title, "The Lord of the Rings" popped up on screen.
There was a battle sequence, then there was a cave. In the cave was this really scary looking bloke who talked like Donald Duck with pneumonia. His eyes were all yellow and he was scrawny and icky looking.
"What the bloody hell is that?" Robbie asked me in that deep, sexy voice of his.
"Unngh." That was all that came out. Bloody hell he always makes me go all jelliod with that Sex God voice of his.
"*That was good.*"
"*Let's get another one!.*"
Those two Hobbits were so cute! Jas and I both looked at each other with "How sweet!" looks we would give Libby when she was small and didn't poop and pee in her little secret places in my room.
7:30 pm
There's a good-looking bloke now, with blond hair. As fit as Robbie! Bloody gorgeous!
10:00 pm
in the car
on our way home
Bloody hell!!! That was the longest movie ever! That elf bloke (Legolas was his name. What an odd name) didn't say much, he labled things and shot Orcs (which are absolutely the most disgusting creatures ever! I wonder if Wet Lindsay is related to them?).
In the end, when that rough looking "Boromir" chap died and Frodo goes off but Sam comes with him, Jas and I started blubbering. Then we hugged each other and looked like two blubbering whatsits in the theater next to our boyfriends. I tried to stop, knowing Robbie saw me, but it was so bloody sad! Sam was so loyal and brave for such a small (ish) bloke. And Merry and Pippin! They got taken away by the Wet Ones's relatives! I shall have to hurt her for letting her evil cousins kidnap such sweet, innocent, and tres adorable blokes with cute (ish) hairy feet.
When the movie ended, Jas got up and screamed through her blubbering, "What? That's it? No more? Come on!" But Tom calmed her down, telling her there it was a trilogy and there would be two more movies coming out each year around the same time.
Robbie walked me to my door, holding my hand.
"Thanks, Robbie. I had fun. Great movie."
"Me too. That was a good movie, wasn't it? Bloody long though."
"Yeah."
"Bye the way, you look gorgeous."
Oh gods. I could've died. I blushed and simply said, "Thanks." Wait. Since when could Robbie give me a nice compliment and have me not go completely jelliod?
"Well, good night, Georgia."
He leaned in and we did some number 6 snogging for about three minutes before he left. Bloody hell, can he kiss! It was just like Arwen and Aragorn on the bridge in Riven-whatsit. (Me being Arwen, Robbie being Aragorn. We're not transsexuals. ERLACK! SHUT UP BRAIN!) Talking in Elvish, confessing oaths of love and mortality, then snogging 'til the sun comes up.
Once he left I went up to room, but not before being "greeted" by Angus. I loved that furry ball of... fur. Mutti and Vati were asleep as usual, not around to greet their First Born Child who they loved with all their hearts.
I wasn't in my bed for more than two minutes when Libby and her little chums came into my room, leaving me with a mere millimeter of space to sleep on. Honestly, why can't Libby sleep in her own bloody bed? Angus I don't mind, since he leaves me with at least half the bed, but Libby and scuba-diving Barbie and company leave me with zilch space in my own bed! I eventually fell asleep, like I always do.
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Da Da. All done, luvies!
~*~REVIEW REPLIES~*~:
*Hott4Orlando*- Rock on Louise Rennison!!!! Oh yeah. ^_^ No romance with Gee and Leggsy... just Horns and Red-bottomosity!!!
*Dreamality*- Thankies! I have no idea where I came up with this! I might do a PotC one too!!! ^_^
*Pirate'sRedWinter*- Georgia Nicolson rules all!!!!
*Isabelle Depp*- Jess is NOT JEALOUS!!! ^_^
*songbird142*- Thankies for the review! That's like a huge compliment for me that you wouldn't be able to tell the difference! Muffins 2 ya! *gives you banana-nut muffin* Eat up! Yeah, I haven't read the books in a while, so I'm kinda rusty on my phrases! Thanks for tellin' me! I appreciate it! ^_^
*Divine-Bovines*- Luv your screen name! Thankies!
*Weasel*- DUn Dun!!! The world is ending!!! ^_^
*Shivvers*- Luved your ficcy, what can I say? R u gonna update that? It was fabbity-fab-fab! LotR, PotC, and Gee are what I live for!!!! ^_^
I luv u all!!! Thanks for the reviews!!!
~*~Jess~*~
By: Jess
* * *
thursday september 9
7:30 pm
in my bedroom
listening to records
Finally I went shopping for clothes!!! I got a black halter and some tight black jeans. V. sophis., but not too dressy. Somehow I payed for it all with a few measly fivers El Beardo gave me. I tried on the outfit, and I looked quite cool. I started pouting and making faces in the mirror, but then realized I was acting like Jas. Bloody hell. Buddha, help me!
Libby just left after jumping on my bed screaming "Winnie bag pool, Winnie bag pool..." over and over again. Angus is the only half sane living thing around here.
7:45 pm
Dave phoned.
"Hello, gorgeous."
"Hey Dave."
"Quite nippy noodles out, isn't it?"
"Uh huh."
"Hey, I was wondering if you'd read 'Lord of the Rings'? I ran into Jools today and she had her nose in that book. Is it any good?"
"No. Haven't tried. Jools me and the gang about it today during break. It sounds quite cool, actually. It's about a Ring, a Dark Lord, and something about the end of Middle Earth. And the crap that was going on during World War II."
Why do I always say, 'I'm not going to talk to Dave anymore.', yet somehow I always do? Is my red bottom showing that much? Bloody Cosmic Horn. I fancy two guys! One who gives me jelliodosity, and the other, hilariosity. Why can't I bloody choose?
Dave and I chatted about what little we knew about the story, like Hobbits and Elves and Dwarves (A/N: Oh my!) and a Wizard with a pointy hat Jools told him about called Gandalf.
"He's not related to Merlin is he?" I asked.
"Not that I know of. Maybe we should crash one of their family reunions, eh?"
Then, Vati came in, yelling at the top of his lungs. "Georgia, how much time do you need to spend on that bloody thing? You've been on it for twenty minutes! How much longer do you need to talk to your friends? Can't you meet up somewhere and stop wasting our bloody money?"
Honestly, parents can be so over dramatic.
"Sorry, but the Loon Leader says I'm wasting the money him and Mutti could be spending on drinks at a bar. Bye."
"I'll see you later then."
See you later. What DOES it mean???
saturday september 11
6:00 pm
in my bedroom
Putting on the finishing touches of my makeup, then I'm out the door to meet up with Jas at her house. There, we will wait for Hunky and the SG to come pick us up. This is going to be absolutely fab! A dark theater with Robbie, a perfect chance for some number 7 snogging! I'm grinning like a loon right now. I can't wait!
6:15 pm
in Jas's room
helping her with makeup
"Jas come on! Your mum said they got here five bloody minutes ago! We're going to be late for the movie!"
"No we won't, Georgia!"
6:50 pm
Guess what? We were late for the movie. Thank Buddha Tom had a friend that could sneak us into the theater without getting caught. Cheers, Tom! And guess who else was there? Jools and her mum! I didn't go up to her, as I was with my georgy Sex God boyfriend.
Jas and I went and got us some refreshments, and for a quick lippy check (incase of a snog attack) during the previews.
"Tom, what movie are we seeing?" Robbie asked when "Feature Presentation" popped up on the screen after the dancing popcorn and cola.
"I don't know. It's called 'Lord of the Rings' or something. It got good reviews in the paper, so I guess it's worth watching."
Oh, gods. They made a movie of it too? I can't believe it! I saw Jools get all excited when we heard this odd music with some people singing in hushed voices about the song. Then you could hear a lady's voice.
"*I amar prestar aen. The world is changed. Han mathon ne nen. I feel it in the waters. Han mathon ne chae. I feel it in the earth. A han noston ned 'wilith. I smell it in the air. Much that once was, is lost. For none now live who remember it.*"
What in the name of pantyhose was she talking about? And what language was she speaking before?
Then the title, "The Lord of the Rings" popped up on screen.
There was a battle sequence, then there was a cave. In the cave was this really scary looking bloke who talked like Donald Duck with pneumonia. His eyes were all yellow and he was scrawny and icky looking.
"What the bloody hell is that?" Robbie asked me in that deep, sexy voice of his.
"Unngh." That was all that came out. Bloody hell he always makes me go all jelliod with that Sex God voice of his.
"*That was good.*"
"*Let's get another one!.*"
Those two Hobbits were so cute! Jas and I both looked at each other with "How sweet!" looks we would give Libby when she was small and didn't poop and pee in her little secret places in my room.
7:30 pm
There's a good-looking bloke now, with blond hair. As fit as Robbie! Bloody gorgeous!
10:00 pm
in the car
on our way home
Bloody hell!!! That was the longest movie ever! That elf bloke (Legolas was his name. What an odd name) didn't say much, he labled things and shot Orcs (which are absolutely the most disgusting creatures ever! I wonder if Wet Lindsay is related to them?).
In the end, when that rough looking "Boromir" chap died and Frodo goes off but Sam comes with him, Jas and I started blubbering. Then we hugged each other and looked like two blubbering whatsits in the theater next to our boyfriends. I tried to stop, knowing Robbie saw me, but it was so bloody sad! Sam was so loyal and brave for such a small (ish) bloke. And Merry and Pippin! They got taken away by the Wet Ones's relatives! I shall have to hurt her for letting her evil cousins kidnap such sweet, innocent, and tres adorable blokes with cute (ish) hairy feet.
When the movie ended, Jas got up and screamed through her blubbering, "What? That's it? No more? Come on!" But Tom calmed her down, telling her there it was a trilogy and there would be two more movies coming out each year around the same time.
Robbie walked me to my door, holding my hand.
"Thanks, Robbie. I had fun. Great movie."
"Me too. That was a good movie, wasn't it? Bloody long though."
"Yeah."
"Bye the way, you look gorgeous."
Oh gods. I could've died. I blushed and simply said, "Thanks." Wait. Since when could Robbie give me a nice compliment and have me not go completely jelliod?
"Well, good night, Georgia."
He leaned in and we did some number 6 snogging for about three minutes before he left. Bloody hell, can he kiss! It was just like Arwen and Aragorn on the bridge in Riven-whatsit. (Me being Arwen, Robbie being Aragorn. We're not transsexuals. ERLACK! SHUT UP BRAIN!) Talking in Elvish, confessing oaths of love and mortality, then snogging 'til the sun comes up.
Once he left I went up to room, but not before being "greeted" by Angus. I loved that furry ball of... fur. Mutti and Vati were asleep as usual, not around to greet their First Born Child who they loved with all their hearts.
I wasn't in my bed for more than two minutes when Libby and her little chums came into my room, leaving me with a mere millimeter of space to sleep on. Honestly, why can't Libby sleep in her own bloody bed? Angus I don't mind, since he leaves me with at least half the bed, but Libby and scuba-diving Barbie and company leave me with zilch space in my own bed! I eventually fell asleep, like I always do.
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Da Da. All done, luvies!
~*~REVIEW REPLIES~*~:
*Hott4Orlando*- Rock on Louise Rennison!!!! Oh yeah. ^_^ No romance with Gee and Leggsy... just Horns and Red-bottomosity!!!
*Dreamality*- Thankies! I have no idea where I came up with this! I might do a PotC one too!!! ^_^
*Pirate'sRedWinter*- Georgia Nicolson rules all!!!!
*Isabelle Depp*- Jess is NOT JEALOUS!!! ^_^
*songbird142*- Thankies for the review! That's like a huge compliment for me that you wouldn't be able to tell the difference! Muffins 2 ya! *gives you banana-nut muffin* Eat up! Yeah, I haven't read the books in a while, so I'm kinda rusty on my phrases! Thanks for tellin' me! I appreciate it! ^_^
*Divine-Bovines*- Luv your screen name! Thankies!
*Weasel*- DUn Dun!!! The world is ending!!! ^_^
*Shivvers*- Luved your ficcy, what can I say? R u gonna update that? It was fabbity-fab-fab! LotR, PotC, and Gee are what I live for!!!! ^_^
I luv u all!!! Thanks for the reviews!!!
~*~Jess~*~