ON THE BRIGHT SIDE I AM NOW A MEMBER OF THE FELLOWSHIP
By: Jess
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Hey All!!! It may seem like Georgia and the twins are getting rather acquainted, but stuff needs to happen before Frodo comes!!!
TO THOSE OF Y'ALL WHO ARE READIN' "CRUSIN' WITH JACK SPARROW": I know I haven't updated in a while and I apologize a million times! (*cue "Sorry 2004"*) I'm just havin' so much bloody fun with this Georgia fic, so pretty please forgive me! An update is on it's way!!! ^_^
Disclaimer: I'm not Louise Rennison or J.R.R. Tolkien. The closest thing I can be to these people is British... which I am not. (darn it!)
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7:10 pm
outside of "Glorifindel's" room
"Won't we get into trouble for this?" I asked the Dynamic Duo, AKA Elladen and Elrohir.
"We do this all the time and we never get caught," Elladen assured me.
I laughed a light-hearted happy (ish) laugh. "You remind me of me and Jas."
"Who's Jas?" Elrohir asked.
"My best amiga from home."
"Amiga?" they said at the same time.
Blimey O' Riley's trousers! They sound incredibly Sex God-y when they do that.
"It means friend in Spanish. I'll teach you some if you'll teach me Elvish."
"It's a deal. Now hand me the bowl," Elrohir told me.
I obeyed him and within a few minutes, our prank was all set up. We paused for a moment, admiring our handy-work.
"Looks good," I complimented. "This has got to be the most interesting prank I've ever done! Do you always do this when you have nothing to do?"
"Yes," Elladen said matching his twin's evil grin. "And believe me, when you've been alive for as long as us with nothing to do, you tend to do these sort of things quite often."
"Obviously."
"What's so obvious?" said a voice behind us.
We all turned around to come face to face (not exactly but close enough) with a blond-haired elf who looked about forty in human years. (Oh, bloody hell. Now he sounds like a dog.) He looked suspiciously angry at the Dynamic Duo, but still just as ticked at me. The twins smiled weakly at the elf.
"Mae govannen, Lord Glorfindel!" they said nervously.
Merde! This was Glorfindel? Help me...
"Good day to you as well, Elrohir and Elladen," he replied. Glorfindel looked at me, changing his facial expression from "I'm on a war rampage, run!", to "I'd never harm a fly". That's not a good sign at all. "And you are...?"
I smiled the sweetest, most innocent, angelic look I have ever done. "I'm Georgia."
"It is nice to make you acquaintance, Lady Georgia." Glor- wait... what's his name?- bowed.
I returned it with a curtsey. I swear at this rate of curtseying, I'm going to have teen arthritis in my knees!
"It's a pleasure to meet you as well. The twins were just giving me a tour of Rivendell and I must say it's quite amazing," I said with an edge in my voice, hoping the twins weren't as dim as they seemed and caught on.
Elrohir winked at me as if he understood. Cheers, mate! He then took my arm and said quickly, "Yes, and we've got a lot of ground to cover soon so, if you would excuse us..."
"Namarie, milord," the twins said together followed by an "Au Revior, monsieur!" from yours truly.
Once we turned the corner away from Glory, we ran as fast as our feet could carry us. And let me tell you, it's HARD to run in a dress, especially one as long as the one I had on. Eventually, I got tired and stopped by a tree to rest. The Dynamic Duo stopped as well. When I caught my breath, we all looked at each other and began laughing hysterically.
"That was absolutely fab!" I said.
Elladen nodded. "I can't wait to hear Glorfindel when he sees the--"
"Shhh!" Elrohir shushed him. "He might be listening!"
"How could he? He's well out of hearing distance," I said.
Elrohir laughed his wonderfully sexy laugh. I went into a complete state of jelliodosity. If I had been standing I would have collapsed.
"Georgia, elves have the most keen senses than any other race in Middle Earth."
Maybe I should have read the books. Oh well. I was about to say something had it not been for the deep voice bellowing across the plains (or something like that).
"Elladen! Elrohir!"
Uh oh... trouble.
"Bullocks! Is that Glorfindel????"
The twins nodded in unison. "And that's NOT a good sign," Elladen said.
Elrohir grabbed my arm and yanked me up from my spot as Elladen began to run. "Come on!"
"What?"
"That's our signal to get OUT of Rivendell," Elladen yelled from in front of us.
"OUT OF RIVENDELL???"
"I'll explain later. Just come on!"
I picked up my pace from a jog to a sprint. Oh, merde. I feel at home already. Maybe Middle Earth wouldn't be so bad after all.
"Hurry up!" Elrohir yelled. I was falling behind quite a bit. I can't help it if Elves are more in shape than me! I began to slow down even more. Bloody hell, how far did we have to run?
"You're going too slow!" Elladen told me.
"Well excuse me, it was YOUR bloody idea to rig that whatsit in his room! NOT MINE!" I yelled back.
Elrohir groaned in annoyance and turned around, coming straight at me. I screamed and started to run the other way, but he was too quick for me. He grabbed me by the waist and hoisted me over his shoulder like St. Nick does with his toys for all the "good little boys and girls".
"Bloody hell, put me down, Elrohir!"
He tightened his grip around me. "You're going too slow, Georgia!!!"
I didn't say anything, since I was getting quite a nice view of his hind quarters. Elves really WERE perfect! (A/N: I know I'd be lookin' there if I was hanging off a hot elf's shoulder.) ERGH... Bloody Horn!
A few curses and a lot of naughty thoughts later, the Dynamic Duo stopped. Elrohir finally put me down.
I took in my surroundings a bit and realized where we were.
"A HORSE STABLE???"
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How interesting... HORSE-Y RIDING WITH THE DYNAMIC DUO!!! If I was her I'd wanna ride with Elrohir!!! ^_^ REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!!!
~ * ~ REVIEW REPLIES ~ * ~:
*Dremality*-- Keep dreamin' I always say.... ~_^
*Robin*-- Georgia/LotR/PotC crossover!!! ^_^
*XPUNKROCKGODDESSX*-- Yes you ARE true friend! Luv u!!!!
*Hott4Orlando*-- Thanks 4 the compliments!!! U make me feel special! Elrond's eyebrow's seriously SCARE ME. have you seen "The Matrix: Revolutions"? EYEBROW MANIA!!!
*Autumn*-- When I try to explain it to my non-LotR friends they're all like, 'wtf?', and then once they see it they fall in L-O-V-E with it ('cept my 1 friend Lindsay but she's obsessed wit chick flicks so....)
I luv you!!! Elrohir-flavored cookies for you all!!! ^_^ MWAHAHAAAA!!!
BTW-- If u gruzzlepuffs like Legolas, read Dreamality's story, "Beauty and the Warg"!!!! It's really good!!! ^_^
Kisses,
~*~Jess~*~
By: Jess
* * *
Hey All!!! It may seem like Georgia and the twins are getting rather acquainted, but stuff needs to happen before Frodo comes!!!
TO THOSE OF Y'ALL WHO ARE READIN' "CRUSIN' WITH JACK SPARROW": I know I haven't updated in a while and I apologize a million times! (*cue "Sorry 2004"*) I'm just havin' so much bloody fun with this Georgia fic, so pretty please forgive me! An update is on it's way!!! ^_^
Disclaimer: I'm not Louise Rennison or J.R.R. Tolkien. The closest thing I can be to these people is British... which I am not. (darn it!)
* * *
7:10 pm
outside of "Glorifindel's" room
"Won't we get into trouble for this?" I asked the Dynamic Duo, AKA Elladen and Elrohir.
"We do this all the time and we never get caught," Elladen assured me.
I laughed a light-hearted happy (ish) laugh. "You remind me of me and Jas."
"Who's Jas?" Elrohir asked.
"My best amiga from home."
"Amiga?" they said at the same time.
Blimey O' Riley's trousers! They sound incredibly Sex God-y when they do that.
"It means friend in Spanish. I'll teach you some if you'll teach me Elvish."
"It's a deal. Now hand me the bowl," Elrohir told me.
I obeyed him and within a few minutes, our prank was all set up. We paused for a moment, admiring our handy-work.
"Looks good," I complimented. "This has got to be the most interesting prank I've ever done! Do you always do this when you have nothing to do?"
"Yes," Elladen said matching his twin's evil grin. "And believe me, when you've been alive for as long as us with nothing to do, you tend to do these sort of things quite often."
"Obviously."
"What's so obvious?" said a voice behind us.
We all turned around to come face to face (not exactly but close enough) with a blond-haired elf who looked about forty in human years. (Oh, bloody hell. Now he sounds like a dog.) He looked suspiciously angry at the Dynamic Duo, but still just as ticked at me. The twins smiled weakly at the elf.
"Mae govannen, Lord Glorfindel!" they said nervously.
Merde! This was Glorfindel? Help me...
"Good day to you as well, Elrohir and Elladen," he replied. Glorfindel looked at me, changing his facial expression from "I'm on a war rampage, run!", to "I'd never harm a fly". That's not a good sign at all. "And you are...?"
I smiled the sweetest, most innocent, angelic look I have ever done. "I'm Georgia."
"It is nice to make you acquaintance, Lady Georgia." Glor- wait... what's his name?- bowed.
I returned it with a curtsey. I swear at this rate of curtseying, I'm going to have teen arthritis in my knees!
"It's a pleasure to meet you as well. The twins were just giving me a tour of Rivendell and I must say it's quite amazing," I said with an edge in my voice, hoping the twins weren't as dim as they seemed and caught on.
Elrohir winked at me as if he understood. Cheers, mate! He then took my arm and said quickly, "Yes, and we've got a lot of ground to cover soon so, if you would excuse us..."
"Namarie, milord," the twins said together followed by an "Au Revior, monsieur!" from yours truly.
Once we turned the corner away from Glory, we ran as fast as our feet could carry us. And let me tell you, it's HARD to run in a dress, especially one as long as the one I had on. Eventually, I got tired and stopped by a tree to rest. The Dynamic Duo stopped as well. When I caught my breath, we all looked at each other and began laughing hysterically.
"That was absolutely fab!" I said.
Elladen nodded. "I can't wait to hear Glorfindel when he sees the--"
"Shhh!" Elrohir shushed him. "He might be listening!"
"How could he? He's well out of hearing distance," I said.
Elrohir laughed his wonderfully sexy laugh. I went into a complete state of jelliodosity. If I had been standing I would have collapsed.
"Georgia, elves have the most keen senses than any other race in Middle Earth."
Maybe I should have read the books. Oh well. I was about to say something had it not been for the deep voice bellowing across the plains (or something like that).
"Elladen! Elrohir!"
Uh oh... trouble.
"Bullocks! Is that Glorfindel????"
The twins nodded in unison. "And that's NOT a good sign," Elladen said.
Elrohir grabbed my arm and yanked me up from my spot as Elladen began to run. "Come on!"
"What?"
"That's our signal to get OUT of Rivendell," Elladen yelled from in front of us.
"OUT OF RIVENDELL???"
"I'll explain later. Just come on!"
I picked up my pace from a jog to a sprint. Oh, merde. I feel at home already. Maybe Middle Earth wouldn't be so bad after all.
"Hurry up!" Elrohir yelled. I was falling behind quite a bit. I can't help it if Elves are more in shape than me! I began to slow down even more. Bloody hell, how far did we have to run?
"You're going too slow!" Elladen told me.
"Well excuse me, it was YOUR bloody idea to rig that whatsit in his room! NOT MINE!" I yelled back.
Elrohir groaned in annoyance and turned around, coming straight at me. I screamed and started to run the other way, but he was too quick for me. He grabbed me by the waist and hoisted me over his shoulder like St. Nick does with his toys for all the "good little boys and girls".
"Bloody hell, put me down, Elrohir!"
He tightened his grip around me. "You're going too slow, Georgia!!!"
I didn't say anything, since I was getting quite a nice view of his hind quarters. Elves really WERE perfect! (A/N: I know I'd be lookin' there if I was hanging off a hot elf's shoulder.) ERGH... Bloody Horn!
A few curses and a lot of naughty thoughts later, the Dynamic Duo stopped. Elrohir finally put me down.
I took in my surroundings a bit and realized where we were.
"A HORSE STABLE???"
* * *
How interesting... HORSE-Y RIDING WITH THE DYNAMIC DUO!!! If I was her I'd wanna ride with Elrohir!!! ^_^ REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!!!
~ * ~ REVIEW REPLIES ~ * ~:
*Dremality*-- Keep dreamin' I always say.... ~_^
*Robin*-- Georgia/LotR/PotC crossover!!! ^_^
*XPUNKROCKGODDESSX*-- Yes you ARE true friend! Luv u!!!!
*Hott4Orlando*-- Thanks 4 the compliments!!! U make me feel special! Elrond's eyebrow's seriously SCARE ME. have you seen "The Matrix: Revolutions"? EYEBROW MANIA!!!
*Autumn*-- When I try to explain it to my non-LotR friends they're all like, 'wtf?', and then once they see it they fall in L-O-V-E with it ('cept my 1 friend Lindsay but she's obsessed wit chick flicks so....)
I luv you!!! Elrohir-flavored cookies for you all!!! ^_^ MWAHAHAAAA!!!
BTW-- If u gruzzlepuffs like Legolas, read Dreamality's story, "Beauty and the Warg"!!!! It's really good!!! ^_^
Kisses,
~*~Jess~*~