Kagome: Wow, another chapter.
Yuki: Yes, but this one is about Sango and Miroku's date!
Kagome: It turned out to be a romantic date after all! In the end.
Yuki: Yeah...romantic...
Kagome: ...
Yuki: .......
Kagome: ..........
Yuki: .........................................
Kagome: DO THE DISCLAIMER SO WE CAN BEGIN THE FIC!
Disclaimer: KAGOME DOESN'T OWN INUYASHA, BUT SHE WISHES SHE DOES!
Kagome: Thank you!
Yuki: On with the fic! We wasted too much already!
Flashback! Sango and Miroku's Date Gone Wrong!
Sango can still remember the day when she went on a date with Miroku. She couldn't believe he can act such a gentleman, and an idiotic pervert at the same time.
Flashback (Here we go)
"Miroku, where are we going?" Sango asked, as Miroku drove the car. He asked her on the exact same day! 'He must be eager'
"Sango, don't you trust me?" Removing his right hand from the wheel.
"Yeah, I trust you to act like an idiot in our first date," Sango replied. She felt a lingering hand, and she slapped it away, "FOR ONCE CAN YOU STOP GROPING ME YOU FUCKIN PERVERT?!?!?!"
Miroku smiled calmly at her, but soon made a goofy smile, "But Sango, you have a fine ass, and I can't resist that,"
Blushing in anger and embarrassment, she growled and slouched on her seat, "Yeah, yeah, shut up and drive," (O.O Kagome and Yuki)
They were there in a matter of minuets. It was a restaurant on top of a hill. It was dark in the place, and some candles making it look romantic.
'Maybe too romantic' Sango thought.
Miroku and Sango headed to the restaurant and took a seat. Giving their orders, they saw that there were openings where they can go out and see a lake. There were some lonely people, some couples, and some of the people that worked for the restaurant taking a quick break.
"Wow, that's a nice view," Sango stared. The lake glittered under the moonlight, but soon Sango freaked out when she saw a familiar woman. 'I-is that Kikyo?!'
But when the girl got up, it was just a worker of the restaurant. Sango sighed in relief, "Phew, and I thought that was Kikyo,"
"Hm?" Miroku asked. He had food stuffed into his mouth so yeah.
"Huh? Oh, the foods here?" Sango saw her meal. Grabbing her chopsticks and began to dig in.
"You've seve difafiv," Miroku said.
Sango bit into her food and swallowed, "Huh?"
Miroku choked on his own dinner but swallowed, "I said you seemed distracted,"
"Oh, uh nothing! At first I thought I saw Kikyo," She explained, "But it was—
"Kikyo?! Where?!" He looked around. Sango felt embarrassed and bonked him on the head with her purse.
"I wasn't finished you pervert," She glared with fire in her eyes, "It was a worker. The back of her head looked like Kikyo, but then she turned and it was someone else,"
"OH!!!"
"Shut up and eat already!"
Sango and Miroku were in a sofa seat, so Miroku and Sango sat side by side. Miroku didn't grope until they got to the restaurant.
Once they were done, the workers took their plates away and walked away. Sango sighed and put her elbows on the table. (Impolite! Yuki)
She stared at the lake with calm and peaceful eyes. Miroku stared and her and scratched his head. Following his gaze to the little lake, he pokes her to catch her attention.
"What is it?" She asked turned to him.
"Want to get a closer look at the lake?"
Sango's eyes twinkled and nodded, "Let's go!" Grabbing his arm and running to the lake, getting some people to stare.
"What are you all looking at?" She growled. They all turned away and continued to eat or talk.
Sango and Miroku made it to the lake and Sango jumped at the scenary.
"It's so pretty! It's wonderful!"
Miroku stared at Sango with optimistic eyes. 'Maybe I should ask her now'
He took a breath, catching Sango's attention, "What's the matter Miroku?"
"Sango..." He soon clutched her hands. The people saw this, and they thought Miroku was going to ask Sango to marry her.
They all stared. Waiting for what Miroku was going to ask her.
"Sango..." He began, "Will you do the honor in bearing me a son?"
"Heh?" Sango can simply say. Everyone's eyes were as big as saucers and they all got closer.
"W-w-we? Who? Huh?"
"Just one, or maybe two, or even twenty children?"
The people in the restaurant were getting into this, and got closer. (Maybe too close...?)
Sango laughed in anger and surprise, "Will you, GIVE US SOME BREATHING ROOM PLEASE???"
The others once again backed away from the angered Sango. They don't even know who she is! 'Better stay away from her' the people thought.
Miroku nervously laughed at her angered expression.
"What were you saying?" Sango immediately forgotten the question, but it soon came back to her, "YOU'RE ASKING ME TO BEAR YOUR CHILDREN???"
She slapped him and flushed.
"Please Sango?" He said sweetly.
"EW! NOW YOUR ACTING LIKE A LITTLE GIRL! AM I DATING A LITTLE GIRL OR A PERVERTED GUY?!"
He blinked and soon laughed, "Not even one?"
"YOU'RE ASKING ME IN FRONT OF ALL OF THESE PEOPLE?!?!?!?!?!" She laughed and pushed him away. 'How, how...!!!'
She jumped on him and smiled, "Sure! I'LL BEAR YOUR CHILDREN!!!"
"You...you would?!?!"
"ONLY ON ONE CONDITION!"
"ANYTHING!!!"
"Don't grope me anymore,"
"Um..."
"I'm going to the bathroom," She walked away.
Miroku shook his head from the dizziness and saw another woman. Seeing she tripped, he went to assist her. (NO MIROKU! YOUD DON'T KNOW WHAT TROUBLE YOUR GETTING INTO!!!)
"Would you like for me to assist you young maiden?" Miroku asked.
She looked up and smiled, "Thank you sir," She tried to get up, but slumped back down.
"Let me massage your back to make you feel better," He bended down and began to massage her back.
"Why thank you very—
Soon, Miroku massaged her bottom. (Yes, he tried to grope, so yes, he's groping right now) "Don't mention it,"
Sango exited the bathroom and saw Miroku groping a woman's ass. 'Oh hells no...'
She stomped over to Miroku and grabbed him by the ear, "Come on your sick ass pervert. Were going to have a little talk!"
"Uh, uh, Sango! Hi!"
"Don't 'hi' me you pervert. You groping other people. How nasty can you fuckin' be?" Sango growled at him in front of everyone.
"Honestly Sango! I have no idea what you're talking about!"
"Oh yeah, and groping another woman!" Sango slapped him, "I saw your room. Under your bed! Porn Magazines..." She shivered a bit.
He laughed, "Oh, I dedicate them all to you Sango,"
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!?!" She slapped him again, "I WOULD RATHER DIE THAN BE PART OF A PORN ARTICLE!!!"
"But that would be the greatest day of my life! Seeing you naked will be a miracle!"
Bad move.
Sango boiled she glared at the others watching them and they all backed off. Turning her gaze back at Miroku she snarled in embarrassment, "WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU IMAGINING THAT HEAD OF YOURS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" She began to attack him.
"Sango! No! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!" But he got attacked anyways.
'YOU SCK MINDED PERVERT! I CAN'T BELIEVE A PERSON LIKE YOU ACTUALLY LIVES IN THIS WORLD! TAKE THAT! AND THAT! AND THAT!!!!" She attacked him with her hands ad purse.
Miroku kept on getting hit but still loved Sango no matter what. Seems like Sango doesn't know it yet because she's still attacking him to death!
"YOU'RE EVIL! NOTHING PUT PERVERTED EVIL! YOU CRUEL PERSON!!!" She slapped him hard at the cheek, but Miroku still smiled, "WHAT ARE YOU SMILING ABOUT?!"
"Ah, you're angered expression pleases me so Sango," He rubbed his cheek.
She boiled and punched at him. (Not an 'I hate I want to kill you' way!)
Blushing as she attacked him, she carried him and went to the car. 'I would love to bear you're children Miroku. I love you, just CAN'T STAND WHEN YOU GROPE OTHER WOMEN!!!!'
As she walked to the car she heard people at the restaurant, "GO GIRL! WAHOO!!!!!"
"THANK AND GOOD-NIGHT!" Sango waved back. Hearing their cheer made her laugh. Grabbing the keys, and set the unconscious Miroku on the passengers seat, she started the car and drove off.
End of Flashback
Sango laughed on how she beat up Miroku. She couldn't believe she did that to him! She cracked up and soon heard Miroku come in.
"Hey Miroku!" She laughed.
He smiled and sat by her, "You still want to bear my children?"
SLAP! (Can Miroku stop groping? NEVER! Yuki)
"You do that again, and I'll say no and break up with you," Sango secretly smiled. 'Oh well, at least he's cute and funny. NOT the groping part!'
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Kagome: And that's how their day ended!
Yuki: Wow, Sango really attacked Miroku!
Kagome: Sad, isn't it?
Suddenly, Sango entered the room
Sango: It isn't for me!
Kagome: How did you get here?
Yuki: GO BACK!!! GO AWAY!!! NOW!!!
Sango: Fine. Evil people.
Yuki: NOT AS EVIL AS YOU!!! EVIL PERSON!!!
Kagome: (Sweat Drops) Ok, anyways, if you're an Inuyasha and Kagome fan, and a Kikyo hater, and I suppose a Sango and Miroku lover, TELL ME SO!!!
Yuki: MAKE A POLL!
Kagome: Guess so. Pick one that should be in the next two chapters. The top two will be them! (Inuyasha and Kagome) (Kikyo bashing) (Sango and Miroku)
Yuki: TELL US! TELL US SOON!
Kagome: Also see Yuki-sama16's fanfic, "Dirty Dance Class" If you want to be mentioned here, fine, we'll mention you.
READ AND REVIEW
Yuki: Yes, but this one is about Sango and Miroku's date!
Kagome: It turned out to be a romantic date after all! In the end.
Yuki: Yeah...romantic...
Kagome: ...
Yuki: .......
Kagome: ..........
Yuki: .........................................
Kagome: DO THE DISCLAIMER SO WE CAN BEGIN THE FIC!
Disclaimer: KAGOME DOESN'T OWN INUYASHA, BUT SHE WISHES SHE DOES!
Kagome: Thank you!
Yuki: On with the fic! We wasted too much already!
Flashback! Sango and Miroku's Date Gone Wrong!
Sango can still remember the day when she went on a date with Miroku. She couldn't believe he can act such a gentleman, and an idiotic pervert at the same time.
Flashback (Here we go)
"Miroku, where are we going?" Sango asked, as Miroku drove the car. He asked her on the exact same day! 'He must be eager'
"Sango, don't you trust me?" Removing his right hand from the wheel.
"Yeah, I trust you to act like an idiot in our first date," Sango replied. She felt a lingering hand, and she slapped it away, "FOR ONCE CAN YOU STOP GROPING ME YOU FUCKIN PERVERT?!?!?!"
Miroku smiled calmly at her, but soon made a goofy smile, "But Sango, you have a fine ass, and I can't resist that,"
Blushing in anger and embarrassment, she growled and slouched on her seat, "Yeah, yeah, shut up and drive," (O.O Kagome and Yuki)
They were there in a matter of minuets. It was a restaurant on top of a hill. It was dark in the place, and some candles making it look romantic.
'Maybe too romantic' Sango thought.
Miroku and Sango headed to the restaurant and took a seat. Giving their orders, they saw that there were openings where they can go out and see a lake. There were some lonely people, some couples, and some of the people that worked for the restaurant taking a quick break.
"Wow, that's a nice view," Sango stared. The lake glittered under the moonlight, but soon Sango freaked out when she saw a familiar woman. 'I-is that Kikyo?!'
But when the girl got up, it was just a worker of the restaurant. Sango sighed in relief, "Phew, and I thought that was Kikyo,"
"Hm?" Miroku asked. He had food stuffed into his mouth so yeah.
"Huh? Oh, the foods here?" Sango saw her meal. Grabbing her chopsticks and began to dig in.
"You've seve difafiv," Miroku said.
Sango bit into her food and swallowed, "Huh?"
Miroku choked on his own dinner but swallowed, "I said you seemed distracted,"
"Oh, uh nothing! At first I thought I saw Kikyo," She explained, "But it was—
"Kikyo?! Where?!" He looked around. Sango felt embarrassed and bonked him on the head with her purse.
"I wasn't finished you pervert," She glared with fire in her eyes, "It was a worker. The back of her head looked like Kikyo, but then she turned and it was someone else,"
"OH!!!"
"Shut up and eat already!"
Sango and Miroku were in a sofa seat, so Miroku and Sango sat side by side. Miroku didn't grope until they got to the restaurant.
Once they were done, the workers took their plates away and walked away. Sango sighed and put her elbows on the table. (Impolite! Yuki)
She stared at the lake with calm and peaceful eyes. Miroku stared and her and scratched his head. Following his gaze to the little lake, he pokes her to catch her attention.
"What is it?" She asked turned to him.
"Want to get a closer look at the lake?"
Sango's eyes twinkled and nodded, "Let's go!" Grabbing his arm and running to the lake, getting some people to stare.
"What are you all looking at?" She growled. They all turned away and continued to eat or talk.
Sango and Miroku made it to the lake and Sango jumped at the scenary.
"It's so pretty! It's wonderful!"
Miroku stared at Sango with optimistic eyes. 'Maybe I should ask her now'
He took a breath, catching Sango's attention, "What's the matter Miroku?"
"Sango..." He soon clutched her hands. The people saw this, and they thought Miroku was going to ask Sango to marry her.
They all stared. Waiting for what Miroku was going to ask her.
"Sango..." He began, "Will you do the honor in bearing me a son?"
"Heh?" Sango can simply say. Everyone's eyes were as big as saucers and they all got closer.
"W-w-we? Who? Huh?"
"Just one, or maybe two, or even twenty children?"
The people in the restaurant were getting into this, and got closer. (Maybe too close...?)
Sango laughed in anger and surprise, "Will you, GIVE US SOME BREATHING ROOM PLEASE???"
The others once again backed away from the angered Sango. They don't even know who she is! 'Better stay away from her' the people thought.
Miroku nervously laughed at her angered expression.
"What were you saying?" Sango immediately forgotten the question, but it soon came back to her, "YOU'RE ASKING ME TO BEAR YOUR CHILDREN???"
She slapped him and flushed.
"Please Sango?" He said sweetly.
"EW! NOW YOUR ACTING LIKE A LITTLE GIRL! AM I DATING A LITTLE GIRL OR A PERVERTED GUY?!"
He blinked and soon laughed, "Not even one?"
"YOU'RE ASKING ME IN FRONT OF ALL OF THESE PEOPLE?!?!?!?!?!" She laughed and pushed him away. 'How, how...!!!'
She jumped on him and smiled, "Sure! I'LL BEAR YOUR CHILDREN!!!"
"You...you would?!?!"
"ONLY ON ONE CONDITION!"
"ANYTHING!!!"
"Don't grope me anymore,"
"Um..."
"I'm going to the bathroom," She walked away.
Miroku shook his head from the dizziness and saw another woman. Seeing she tripped, he went to assist her. (NO MIROKU! YOUD DON'T KNOW WHAT TROUBLE YOUR GETTING INTO!!!)
"Would you like for me to assist you young maiden?" Miroku asked.
She looked up and smiled, "Thank you sir," She tried to get up, but slumped back down.
"Let me massage your back to make you feel better," He bended down and began to massage her back.
"Why thank you very—
Soon, Miroku massaged her bottom. (Yes, he tried to grope, so yes, he's groping right now) "Don't mention it,"
Sango exited the bathroom and saw Miroku groping a woman's ass. 'Oh hells no...'
She stomped over to Miroku and grabbed him by the ear, "Come on your sick ass pervert. Were going to have a little talk!"
"Uh, uh, Sango! Hi!"
"Don't 'hi' me you pervert. You groping other people. How nasty can you fuckin' be?" Sango growled at him in front of everyone.
"Honestly Sango! I have no idea what you're talking about!"
"Oh yeah, and groping another woman!" Sango slapped him, "I saw your room. Under your bed! Porn Magazines..." She shivered a bit.
He laughed, "Oh, I dedicate them all to you Sango,"
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!?!" She slapped him again, "I WOULD RATHER DIE THAN BE PART OF A PORN ARTICLE!!!"
"But that would be the greatest day of my life! Seeing you naked will be a miracle!"
Bad move.
Sango boiled she glared at the others watching them and they all backed off. Turning her gaze back at Miroku she snarled in embarrassment, "WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU IMAGINING THAT HEAD OF YOURS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" She began to attack him.
"Sango! No! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!" But he got attacked anyways.
'YOU SCK MINDED PERVERT! I CAN'T BELIEVE A PERSON LIKE YOU ACTUALLY LIVES IN THIS WORLD! TAKE THAT! AND THAT! AND THAT!!!!" She attacked him with her hands ad purse.
Miroku kept on getting hit but still loved Sango no matter what. Seems like Sango doesn't know it yet because she's still attacking him to death!
"YOU'RE EVIL! NOTHING PUT PERVERTED EVIL! YOU CRUEL PERSON!!!" She slapped him hard at the cheek, but Miroku still smiled, "WHAT ARE YOU SMILING ABOUT?!"
"Ah, you're angered expression pleases me so Sango," He rubbed his cheek.
She boiled and punched at him. (Not an 'I hate I want to kill you' way!)
Blushing as she attacked him, she carried him and went to the car. 'I would love to bear you're children Miroku. I love you, just CAN'T STAND WHEN YOU GROPE OTHER WOMEN!!!!'
As she walked to the car she heard people at the restaurant, "GO GIRL! WAHOO!!!!!"
"THANK AND GOOD-NIGHT!" Sango waved back. Hearing their cheer made her laugh. Grabbing the keys, and set the unconscious Miroku on the passengers seat, she started the car and drove off.
End of Flashback
Sango laughed on how she beat up Miroku. She couldn't believe she did that to him! She cracked up and soon heard Miroku come in.
"Hey Miroku!" She laughed.
He smiled and sat by her, "You still want to bear my children?"
SLAP! (Can Miroku stop groping? NEVER! Yuki)
"You do that again, and I'll say no and break up with you," Sango secretly smiled. 'Oh well, at least he's cute and funny. NOT the groping part!'
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Kagome: And that's how their day ended!
Yuki: Wow, Sango really attacked Miroku!
Kagome: Sad, isn't it?
Suddenly, Sango entered the room
Sango: It isn't for me!
Kagome: How did you get here?
Yuki: GO BACK!!! GO AWAY!!! NOW!!!
Sango: Fine. Evil people.
Yuki: NOT AS EVIL AS YOU!!! EVIL PERSON!!!
Kagome: (Sweat Drops) Ok, anyways, if you're an Inuyasha and Kagome fan, and a Kikyo hater, and I suppose a Sango and Miroku lover, TELL ME SO!!!
Yuki: MAKE A POLL!
Kagome: Guess so. Pick one that should be in the next two chapters. The top two will be them! (Inuyasha and Kagome) (Kikyo bashing) (Sango and Miroku)
Yuki: TELL US! TELL US SOON!
Kagome: Also see Yuki-sama16's fanfic, "Dirty Dance Class" If you want to be mentioned here, fine, we'll mention you.
READ AND REVIEW