ON THE BRIGHT SIDE I AM NOW A MEMBER OF THE FELLOWSHIP
By: Jess
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Dudes, sorry it's taken me so long to update! Busy with my big fat stupid life. In other news, I got "Away Laughing On A Fast Camel" the day it came out in the states, AND read it in a week's time (wooda been shorter but school takes up more time than I thought). I'm gonna start adding phrases from the book. Has anyone else read it? I am absolutely in awe! Louise Rennison has done it AGAIN! She made the greatest book of all time that puts any other books I've read to shame!!! :D If you haven't read it, SHAME ON YOU!!!! (ahem, Hillary...) I bet Dave really IS a good snog... lol. :D
-For those of you who HAVE read it, I have a joke for you... HAHA!! I'M LEGALET!!! :D Gee's dad is truly mad!!!-
-Disclaimer-: I own ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! Only an overactive imagination from which this story and many more are born from.
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9:35 PM
right outside of Rivendell
with the maddest elves in Middle Earth (who also happen to be an elf king's sons. how in the name of bloody pantyhose did THAT happen???)
Bloody hell... stupid elves. Stupid pranks. Stupid Rivendell. Stupid Middle Earth. Stupid life.
We've been out here for Baby Jesus KNOWS how long, and we still can't go home! WHY did we have to put the bucket of... whatever it was above Glory's door???
"WHY DID WE HAVE TO PUT THE BUCKET OF CRAP ABOVE GLORFINDEL'S DOOR?" I screamed while we were still riding.
"You agreed to help us though," Elrohir pointed out.
"And YOU'RE the one who thought of it!" I snapped back. "Blimey O' Riley's Trousers, WHY ME?!" I threw my hands to the sky in pure frustrationosity. (which is quite hard to say, which could be a reason for being frustrated)
Elladan had gone to fetch fire wood because apparently he thought we would be spending the night out here. Honestly...
"Ai, Georgia!" Elrohir hissed. "The Valar could hear such a loud screech!"
"Bloody hell, do you think I care? I'm cold, miserable, tired, and in need of a comfy bed!!! I'm only 16 you know!!!" I stood up and threw a rock. I turned to the mad elf with my face getting all red. My nose if probably stretching all across my face, but I could care less. "Why can't we just go back and apologize?" I suggested. "Glorfindel couldn't punish us quite so bad, I mean, you're Elrond's SONS!"
Elrohir just laughed and shook his head. "Being his sons makes the punishment worse for us. We should apparently 'know better' and not always pull such 'foolish antics' as my father calls them." He pulled himself into a sitting position from lying down on the ground. "But don't worry, Georgia. Elladan and I swear we won't tell a soul you helped us."
I was about to yell at him again, but I stopped myself. "What? You won't tell?"
He nodded. "Usually Elladan and myself are the ones who cause mischief here. My father would be enraged if he knew one of his honored guests helped us with humiliating one of the Elf Lords."
I couldn't help but smile at him. That had to have been the nicest thing someone's ever done for me. I'm always the one who has to cover up for the Ace Gang, which gets tiresome after a while. And I never get a "Thank you" either! I covered for Jas that one time she snuck out with Tom, telling her mum and dad she was sleeping over at my house. I even had to fake her voice when they wanted to talk to her!!! It was absolutely awful!
She came to my house around 2 in the morning, which obviously got Vati's knickers in a bunch. He wasn't quite happy when he saw Jas sneaking into my room with love marks all over her neck and wearing a black halter and mini-skirt. He called her mum and dad, and even -I- got into trouble! I ask you, what is more unfair than that?
So, the long and short of my punishment was no phone, no stereo, no nothing for a bloody month!!! All for Jas! And did I get a "Thanks for trying, Gee"? Unless you call "I can't BELIEVE you, Georgia! You weren't suppose to tell your parents! I thought I could trust you!" a thank you.
"Thank you," I said. "That's really sweet of you in an odd sort of way." I sat down next to him and gave him a small kiss on the cheek.
He smiled at me. "Think nothing of it, milady."
"I'm back!"
I looked over Elrohir's shoulder to see his twin coming back... without firewood.
"Where's the wood?" I asked.
Elladan shrugged. "I thought about what we could do instead of this. I propose we could just go back to Rivendell and tell my father you weren't involved with us. I don't want to risk you getting in trouble with us, Georgia. It would not seem right."
Wow! That's exactly what Elrohir said. Do they do some mad twin thing where one can read the other's mind or something?
11:15 pm
in my bedroom
trying to sleep
Elladan, Elrohir, and I got back in good enough time. Nobody was the wiser. Not even Elrond OR Glory! The twins both bid me goodnight and said they could teach me some Elvish tomorrow. It sounds fun.
11:19 pm
I wonder if anyone has noticed I'm gone at home? Maybe Mutti and Vati have sent out search parties everywhere to look for me. Does the Ace Gang miss me? I'm tres tired. Time to turn in the hatchet. (whatever that means)
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Sorry. that's it. :( Review!!!
Luv,
/-/Jess/-/
By: Jess
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Dudes, sorry it's taken me so long to update! Busy with my big fat stupid life. In other news, I got "Away Laughing On A Fast Camel" the day it came out in the states, AND read it in a week's time (wooda been shorter but school takes up more time than I thought). I'm gonna start adding phrases from the book. Has anyone else read it? I am absolutely in awe! Louise Rennison has done it AGAIN! She made the greatest book of all time that puts any other books I've read to shame!!! :D If you haven't read it, SHAME ON YOU!!!! (ahem, Hillary...) I bet Dave really IS a good snog... lol. :D
-For those of you who HAVE read it, I have a joke for you... HAHA!! I'M LEGALET!!! :D Gee's dad is truly mad!!!-
-Disclaimer-: I own ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! Only an overactive imagination from which this story and many more are born from.
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9:35 PM
right outside of Rivendell
with the maddest elves in Middle Earth (who also happen to be an elf king's sons. how in the name of bloody pantyhose did THAT happen???)
Bloody hell... stupid elves. Stupid pranks. Stupid Rivendell. Stupid Middle Earth. Stupid life.
We've been out here for Baby Jesus KNOWS how long, and we still can't go home! WHY did we have to put the bucket of... whatever it was above Glory's door???
"WHY DID WE HAVE TO PUT THE BUCKET OF CRAP ABOVE GLORFINDEL'S DOOR?" I screamed while we were still riding.
"You agreed to help us though," Elrohir pointed out.
"And YOU'RE the one who thought of it!" I snapped back. "Blimey O' Riley's Trousers, WHY ME?!" I threw my hands to the sky in pure frustrationosity. (which is quite hard to say, which could be a reason for being frustrated)
Elladan had gone to fetch fire wood because apparently he thought we would be spending the night out here. Honestly...
"Ai, Georgia!" Elrohir hissed. "The Valar could hear such a loud screech!"
"Bloody hell, do you think I care? I'm cold, miserable, tired, and in need of a comfy bed!!! I'm only 16 you know!!!" I stood up and threw a rock. I turned to the mad elf with my face getting all red. My nose if probably stretching all across my face, but I could care less. "Why can't we just go back and apologize?" I suggested. "Glorfindel couldn't punish us quite so bad, I mean, you're Elrond's SONS!"
Elrohir just laughed and shook his head. "Being his sons makes the punishment worse for us. We should apparently 'know better' and not always pull such 'foolish antics' as my father calls them." He pulled himself into a sitting position from lying down on the ground. "But don't worry, Georgia. Elladan and I swear we won't tell a soul you helped us."
I was about to yell at him again, but I stopped myself. "What? You won't tell?"
He nodded. "Usually Elladan and myself are the ones who cause mischief here. My father would be enraged if he knew one of his honored guests helped us with humiliating one of the Elf Lords."
I couldn't help but smile at him. That had to have been the nicest thing someone's ever done for me. I'm always the one who has to cover up for the Ace Gang, which gets tiresome after a while. And I never get a "Thank you" either! I covered for Jas that one time she snuck out with Tom, telling her mum and dad she was sleeping over at my house. I even had to fake her voice when they wanted to talk to her!!! It was absolutely awful!
She came to my house around 2 in the morning, which obviously got Vati's knickers in a bunch. He wasn't quite happy when he saw Jas sneaking into my room with love marks all over her neck and wearing a black halter and mini-skirt. He called her mum and dad, and even -I- got into trouble! I ask you, what is more unfair than that?
So, the long and short of my punishment was no phone, no stereo, no nothing for a bloody month!!! All for Jas! And did I get a "Thanks for trying, Gee"? Unless you call "I can't BELIEVE you, Georgia! You weren't suppose to tell your parents! I thought I could trust you!" a thank you.
"Thank you," I said. "That's really sweet of you in an odd sort of way." I sat down next to him and gave him a small kiss on the cheek.
He smiled at me. "Think nothing of it, milady."
"I'm back!"
I looked over Elrohir's shoulder to see his twin coming back... without firewood.
"Where's the wood?" I asked.
Elladan shrugged. "I thought about what we could do instead of this. I propose we could just go back to Rivendell and tell my father you weren't involved with us. I don't want to risk you getting in trouble with us, Georgia. It would not seem right."
Wow! That's exactly what Elrohir said. Do they do some mad twin thing where one can read the other's mind or something?
11:15 pm
in my bedroom
trying to sleep
Elladan, Elrohir, and I got back in good enough time. Nobody was the wiser. Not even Elrond OR Glory! The twins both bid me goodnight and said they could teach me some Elvish tomorrow. It sounds fun.
11:19 pm
I wonder if anyone has noticed I'm gone at home? Maybe Mutti and Vati have sent out search parties everywhere to look for me. Does the Ace Gang miss me? I'm tres tired. Time to turn in the hatchet. (whatever that means)
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Sorry. that's it. :( Review!!!
Luv,
/-/Jess/-/