Cast of Fools
Shadow ScytheX
Azusasan: Thank you for your kind, encouraging words. Like always. Mmhmm... Runs off Robo-Chocobo: You can read my response in my profile, if you wish.
Sunruner: I appreciate the... support? I think. Not too sure these days.
Chapter 2: Voodoo Child
The next day, Felix was happy to have gotten out of bed. Why, you ask? As he was having breakfast, somebody threw a flaming brick through his window. There was a note attached, but considering that the brick was flaming and all, Felix could not read said note after he had put the fire out.
He brushed this off, and with a shrug of his shoulders, began the slow walk to school.
And so, with a not so smooth start began the events known as, 'The Spaghetti Incident?' Now, you may be curious, "Why didn't this start as soon as the paper was distributed?" Simple: Plot device. And, if you think about it, gossip takes about 6 hours to fully circulate, and 12 to fully sink in. So as everybody woke up, they finally got it through their thick skulls that Felix was either...
A) A worshipper of the devil
B) A confused young man
C) The reincarnation of Donald Duck. However, I would not put too much stock into C, unless you happen to be into that kind of thing.
Now, you might also be thinking, 'Why all the sidetracking?' It's filler for while Felix walks to school. Really, not much happens on the way... Except for a few things worth mentioning:
Felix then ducked below the torrent of rotten cheese that was being thrown at him. "Stay away from my house, you bloody pagan beast!" shouted a man at Felix, throwing a larger chunk of expired dairy at our misguided hero. He then simply rolled behind a tree and waited for the man to run out of cheese or throw out his back. All of a sudden, from the other side of the park, came a shout of, "There's the duck man! We must destroy him before his fowl ways corrupt our youth!"
Felix then paused, snickering to himself, and then made a mad dash to the school, hiding his face via a now not-so-stupid-looking khaki shirt. As he walked in, he buttoned the khaki shirt around his chin, cleverly veiling his face, but unfortunately making himself look like a retard.
As things settled down, the word on everyone's lips was, "The Navarro kid worships the Devil." Well, not on everyone's. For instance, the Foreign Language club was repeatedly shouting, "Témalo, para el suyo es el rebirtha del Donald Duck de la bestia!"
Cleverly, Felix kept his head under his khaki shirt all the livelong day, earning him the nickname Khaki-Man. At roll call, he would simply ride low in his chair, and then remain asleep as per usual. See, the thing with Felix is, if you corner him, he will either cower or he will reveal that you walked into your own corner. However, at the risk of sounding negative, I'm not sure he could've taken on a school of 700 students and trick them into being in a corner. I'm sure he could've TRIED, and some would BELIEVE that they were in a corner, but the intelligent people in the crowd would point out that there is no corner in the world large enough to encompass even 100 people, but by that time Felix could have slipped away.
At this point, Felix didn't know what the hell was going on, so he simply ducked out of school at about 1, and to his horror, he found the paper in his house. It had broken a window. But when he saw the actual paper, he sighed, paced for a bit, and then chucked the paper out of a nearby window.
The headline?
"FBI investigates school system for potential sacrilegious threats."
-Fin