Disclaimer: I do not own YYH. Do you have to rub it in?
Also, please read Kitsune-FanRain's fanfic "Mission: Yoko". It's the bomb!!! Read mine, too, though.

(Recap: Boys enter the Makai and have just seen a Haitit.)

Well, they're better looking than you, Kuwabara," said Hiei as the green figure come out from behind the trees. With its dirt-colored hair and extremely large feet, the creature resembled a very weird version of Bigfoot.

"Shut your face, shrimpie!" said Kuwabara.

"Thank you for the compliment, boy-with-very-tall-hair. Unfortunately, kissing up to a Haitit does not save you from death," said the Haitit.

"This should be easy. This creature is obviously a minor Haitit. The major Haitites are much, much bigger and needless to say, much, much uglier," said Kurama.

"Worse than the baka?" asked Hiei.

"Shut up, short shrimp!!! And by the way, I'm a lot prettier than that thing!" screamed Kuwabara.

"Stupid, ugly, and now gay? This is too much," said Hiei.

"Boys, you're wasting time. Hiei, if you're going to stab the guy, stab him before he devours us," said Kurama.

"Don't mind if I do," said Hiei as he simply thrust his katana into the Haitit.

Instead of falling dead like the three boys expected, the Haitit simply pulled the katana out of his stomach and said, "Did you really expect this to kill me?" The Haitit began shedding his green skin to form an actual person with long black hair and sea-blue eyes.

"Um, boys, um, I think I underestimated this guy. This is a human in disguise as a Haitit," said Kurama.

"It's good to know somebody has a brain," said the man. "My power is metamorphosis. You never know if it's the real thing or an imposter."

"What do you mean?" asked Kuwabara.

"Allow me to demonstrate," said the man. He changed forms again into some other creature. Then, a glow appeared around him. All three boys began getting very sleepy.

"What's going..." Kurama began before he, along with the other two boys, fell into a deep sleep...

Yeah, a little stupid so far, I know. But it'll get better, hopefully. I know it's short but I'm sort of brain dead lately. So what do ya think? R & R.