Cast of Fools

Shadow ScytheX

The contest is still up, but you can only reference music from Chapters 1- 6... But seeing how well that seems to be going, it probably won't be a problem. -.-

Chapter 7: Get the Funk Out!

Ivan stared at his feet, borderline tears in his eyes, and then all of a sudden, walking down the street came a group of thugs. Ivan stood up, wiped the tears from his eyes, and all of his 5 feet, 4 inches stood on edge, looking as imposing as you can for a kid that just suffered a bitch- slap of emo.

One of the larger thugs, with flaming red hair, walked up to Ivan and pushed him back. "You wanna start somethin', Shorty?"

"No, but yo' Mama sure did last night," said Ivan, smirking.

The thug growled. All of a sudden, from the back, a man with blue hair walked up from the back. "Ghostface Killa', step back, son."

"But Blue Man..."

"Don't 'But Blue Man' me, Ghost! Now, your cracker-ass friend seems to have an attitude problem."

"Let's kick his ass!"

"Let's gut him!"

"Let's strap him to a bed and dry hump him for several hours!"

Blue and Ghost looked back at their gang, and then they looked up at the building. On top, they saw a tanned woman with flaming red hair, standing on a roof with a switchblade drawn, a bottle of Johnny Walker in the other hand, and a very odd looking sombrero and poncho. Oddly enough, at that convenient moment, a group of confused Mexican immigrants walked past and penned the theme to The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly, and then found it was copyrighted and got their asses sued several months later.

Karst made a magnificent backflip off the roof, into a wall, bounced off the wall, crashed through a window into a Laundromat, rolled into a washing machine, built up speed, then shot herself out like a human cannonball and tackled Blue. "Agatio, Garet, Mom said to quit playing 'Thugz 4 Lyfe' and go buy her some Fish Sticks."

'Ghost' then took off his bandanna and sighed. "Look, you go get the Fish Sticks, we'll trade off, Agatio."

"Just because I'm your half sister don't mean shit, 'ese'. So go get Ma the damn fish sticks."

Garet and Agatio took off running. Karst then sauntered over to Ivan. "You're cute. What's your name?"

"Ivan."

"Ivan, could you get on one knee for me?"

Ivan then shrugged, and kneeled. He came up about to her stomach.

"You'll do for now. Come with me."

-Meanwhile, 2 hours ago, at the school-

Felix then sighed. He stapled another flyer of Mia being anally assaulted on the wall, then grinned.

"That'll do kid, that'll do," spoke a voice behind him.

"Who's there?"

"Doesn't being a counselor in this school count for anything any more?"

"Oh, it's you. How're you lately, Feizhi?"

"About the same. How's life been treating you?"

"Like I ran over its dog. Anyways, I have to finish up and get the hell out of here. Can you just not tell anybody I was here today?"

"Can do. That's some very nice photography you have there. Did you commission Ivan?"

"...Yes. What's your point?"

"Oh, nothing, nothing at all. If you don't mind, stop by my office tomorrow, okay?"

"Sure."

"And Felix?"

"Yes?"

"It's not school policy to let people with guns on the property."

"Um, alright?" Felix then shrugged... 'I don't have a gun.... No, I don't have a gun...'

-Fin