Cast of Fools
Shadow ScytheX
Notes: Yeah, it may seem a TAD bit early, but I dun' care. I do what I feel like. That's why this story has the updating schedule that I can support. I think I'll just declare Shadows on the Wall the winner. The other contest will remain open for as long as this story is on the site. And her reward? A cameo in the story. Hell, why not? A two-chapter appearance.
Chapter 7: Killer Queen
Felix woke up to the sound of his sister fucking Alex's poor brains out. He'd been doing this for several days, but the new addition of it was his new friend Ivan having HIS brains fucked out by a Hispanic tryst he met named Karst. Something about saving his life and then to repay her... The thought of Ivan sleeping with anybody instantly sucked out his libido like a mosquito, so he stood up, put on a bandanna, and triumphantly jumped out the window. He then climbed back up the window and put on pants and a denim jacket. He then jumped BACK out the window and walked to school. He didn't need Ivan for this. All he had was his hopes, his dreams, and a band-aide, just in case, you know?
He walked through the school doors. All was quiet. He fingered the band-aide in his pocket cautiously. All of a sudden, Sheba walked out through a door in the back.
She looked at him, and her eyes suddenly narrowed. "Zerreißen Sie seinen getrenntEsel heftig!"
All of a sudden, a large group of people came out. Felix swore under his breath. "Germans. Out of any possible European group she could've chosen from, she chose Germans." He then started muttering and praying very quickly.
The Germans started to approach Felix, murderous intent in their eyes. Felix suddenly stopped chanting. "JEW POWERS ACTIVATE!"
All of a sudden, dozens of Israelites poured through the hallways, just enough to halt the flow of Germans. Felix walked through the crowd, and face to face with the cause of his troubles, he stared into her eyes. "We have unfinished business, Sheba Linn-Haisely."
All of a sudden, she took a very quick swing at him. Felix dodged it, then ducked under a high-kick. "Well, I for one did not see THIS one coming." She took out a switchblade, and in a feat of indescribable MacGueyver badassness, he took the bandage and wound it around the blade, forcing it open, and then threw it at the wall, embedding it into the wall.
"You will die horribly for losing my last switch blade, Navarro." All of a sudden, her hand went to his throat. He gasped for breath.
"When was the last time you used deodorant, woman?" He then broke off her grip, tripped her, and then went for the finishing blow. She caught his foot, banged him against the lockers, and then brutally stomped between his shoulder blade and his arm.
"God damn... I can't feel my arm... That was the arm I use to mastur- Erm, write with. Yeah. Let's go with that." He then stood up, his arm hanging limply against his side. He took out his band-aide, put it on his arm, and then slapped Sheba. Then, dignity in tact, functional arm not, he walked out the front door... And was then promptly hit by a bus driven by crazy Jehovah's Witnesses. Going the logical path, he decided to pass out on the spot, suffering from several wounds, the most prominent being the loss of his left arm.
-Fin
Shadow ScytheX
Notes: Yeah, it may seem a TAD bit early, but I dun' care. I do what I feel like. That's why this story has the updating schedule that I can support. I think I'll just declare Shadows on the Wall the winner. The other contest will remain open for as long as this story is on the site. And her reward? A cameo in the story. Hell, why not? A two-chapter appearance.
Chapter 7: Killer Queen
Felix woke up to the sound of his sister fucking Alex's poor brains out. He'd been doing this for several days, but the new addition of it was his new friend Ivan having HIS brains fucked out by a Hispanic tryst he met named Karst. Something about saving his life and then to repay her... The thought of Ivan sleeping with anybody instantly sucked out his libido like a mosquito, so he stood up, put on a bandanna, and triumphantly jumped out the window. He then climbed back up the window and put on pants and a denim jacket. He then jumped BACK out the window and walked to school. He didn't need Ivan for this. All he had was his hopes, his dreams, and a band-aide, just in case, you know?
He walked through the school doors. All was quiet. He fingered the band-aide in his pocket cautiously. All of a sudden, Sheba walked out through a door in the back.
She looked at him, and her eyes suddenly narrowed. "Zerreißen Sie seinen getrenntEsel heftig!"
All of a sudden, a large group of people came out. Felix swore under his breath. "Germans. Out of any possible European group she could've chosen from, she chose Germans." He then started muttering and praying very quickly.
The Germans started to approach Felix, murderous intent in their eyes. Felix suddenly stopped chanting. "JEW POWERS ACTIVATE!"
All of a sudden, dozens of Israelites poured through the hallways, just enough to halt the flow of Germans. Felix walked through the crowd, and face to face with the cause of his troubles, he stared into her eyes. "We have unfinished business, Sheba Linn-Haisely."
All of a sudden, she took a very quick swing at him. Felix dodged it, then ducked under a high-kick. "Well, I for one did not see THIS one coming." She took out a switchblade, and in a feat of indescribable MacGueyver badassness, he took the bandage and wound it around the blade, forcing it open, and then threw it at the wall, embedding it into the wall.
"You will die horribly for losing my last switch blade, Navarro." All of a sudden, her hand went to his throat. He gasped for breath.
"When was the last time you used deodorant, woman?" He then broke off her grip, tripped her, and then went for the finishing blow. She caught his foot, banged him against the lockers, and then brutally stomped between his shoulder blade and his arm.
"God damn... I can't feel my arm... That was the arm I use to mastur- Erm, write with. Yeah. Let's go with that." He then stood up, his arm hanging limply against his side. He took out his band-aide, put it on his arm, and then slapped Sheba. Then, dignity in tact, functional arm not, he walked out the front door... And was then promptly hit by a bus driven by crazy Jehovah's Witnesses. Going the logical path, he decided to pass out on the spot, suffering from several wounds, the most prominent being the loss of his left arm.
-Fin