Amanda dragon- Woooo!! Two reviews!! That was more than I expected!! This story is now devoted to Lexial 147 as she is just about the only person reviewing (I don't know who the dood is...)!!! I don't own much and please R & R!! Bowser's sister will now be called... Kelina. Also, I am leaving out Mario and Luigi's annoying Italian accent. It does my head in...
Bob- This is naff...
Amanda dragon- I KNOW!! ... The force is with you...
Chapter 2- Brooklyn
"Brother? Are you dead yet?" Kelina whispered at the rubble. There was a moan. She crept over and lifted up a rock. There were a few hundred more rocks under it. She didn't know what to do. She picked up another one.
10 minutes later...
She couldn't find anything in the small, disgrace to all holes, hole she had dug. She then felt a hot, steamy breath going down her back. She turned around.
Nemesis had grown tired of watching her pathetic attempts at digging and wanted to help. It stuffed its head in the tiny hole and pulled up sharply making huge boulders fly everywhere. "GENTLY!!! GENTLY!!" She yelled at it. It continued to chuck boulders everywhere. Then a golden creature was seen flying through the rocks. Kelina sweatdropped as her brother landed among the rocks. She walked up to Bowser, who was lying face down on a rock. "What are you doing?" She asked.
"Getting a tan." Came the muffled reply.
"You can't get a tan though..." She said.
"I know... WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM DOING AND.... Huh? AHHHHH!!" He screeched while he fell through a portal which had opened up for no apparent reason. Kelina and Nemesis both sweatdropped.
I know what is happening!! He is leaving me to baby-sit you!! I am offended!
Kelina sighed as Nemesis flew away. What was she going to tell dad?
Somewhere far, far away... (Brooklyn)
Two men are sitting on a couch watching T.V., eating popcorn and trying to shove each other off the sofa. One of the men is fat, has a moustache, a red hat with 'm' on it, blue dungarees and a red t-shirt. The other is as skinny as a stick, has a green hat with 'l' on it, the same moustache, a blue t-shirt and green dungarees.
"That was strange being in that desert," the skinny one said. "Especially with them strange turtle things. Did you see the size of that fire ball that went shooting out of the tower? Or the flying lizard thing?"
"I know! I was there" the fat one said while noticing a bottle of vodka in front of him. "Luigi!! Pass the vodka!"
"It is right in front of you Mario. Get it yourself fat ass!" Luigi shouted.
"You shouldn't call me a fat ass! You are the fat one!" Mario boomed.
"Really!!?" Luigi laughed.
"Let's stop this argument. Brothers shouldn't argue, especially us."
"Yeh, but you are still a fat ass!"
"Why you..." Mario begun, but was interrupted by a large bang and roar coming from upstairs.
"What was that?" Luigi snapped.
"Let's go check it out..." Mario said as he begun to walk up the stairs.
"I am scared..." Luigi whimpered.
"It is probably the cat." They heard a faint rustling in the room they were standing in front of.
"Wait a minute. I'll go get the wrench." Luigi whispered. He ran quietly down and back up the stairs with the wrench in his hands. Mario opened the door...
Back at the koopa castle...
"Where is my son!!? I wish to see my son!!" The old koopa snapped.
"He is...err... sitting outside." Kelina said, looking at the throne which the old koopa was behind.
"Then why is he not there?!"
"Um... Ah...yes...he wanted to...er...go and fish." Kelina said.
"Do you expect me to believe that!?"
"Uh... Oh look! Sandy wants me to go play with her outside! I'd better go! Nice talking to you gramps!" Kelina said as she ran outside and took the long way round to her room.
Amanda dragon- A very short chapter I am afraid to say. I wanted it to be long as well... Next chapter will be longer!
Bob- This is still naff and shall always be naff! (Gets hit by a shoe)
Bob- This is naff...
Amanda dragon- I KNOW!! ... The force is with you...
Chapter 2- Brooklyn
"Brother? Are you dead yet?" Kelina whispered at the rubble. There was a moan. She crept over and lifted up a rock. There were a few hundred more rocks under it. She didn't know what to do. She picked up another one.
10 minutes later...
She couldn't find anything in the small, disgrace to all holes, hole she had dug. She then felt a hot, steamy breath going down her back. She turned around.
Nemesis had grown tired of watching her pathetic attempts at digging and wanted to help. It stuffed its head in the tiny hole and pulled up sharply making huge boulders fly everywhere. "GENTLY!!! GENTLY!!" She yelled at it. It continued to chuck boulders everywhere. Then a golden creature was seen flying through the rocks. Kelina sweatdropped as her brother landed among the rocks. She walked up to Bowser, who was lying face down on a rock. "What are you doing?" She asked.
"Getting a tan." Came the muffled reply.
"You can't get a tan though..." She said.
"I know... WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM DOING AND.... Huh? AHHHHH!!" He screeched while he fell through a portal which had opened up for no apparent reason. Kelina and Nemesis both sweatdropped.
I know what is happening!! He is leaving me to baby-sit you!! I am offended!
Kelina sighed as Nemesis flew away. What was she going to tell dad?
Somewhere far, far away... (Brooklyn)
Two men are sitting on a couch watching T.V., eating popcorn and trying to shove each other off the sofa. One of the men is fat, has a moustache, a red hat with 'm' on it, blue dungarees and a red t-shirt. The other is as skinny as a stick, has a green hat with 'l' on it, the same moustache, a blue t-shirt and green dungarees.
"That was strange being in that desert," the skinny one said. "Especially with them strange turtle things. Did you see the size of that fire ball that went shooting out of the tower? Or the flying lizard thing?"
"I know! I was there" the fat one said while noticing a bottle of vodka in front of him. "Luigi!! Pass the vodka!"
"It is right in front of you Mario. Get it yourself fat ass!" Luigi shouted.
"You shouldn't call me a fat ass! You are the fat one!" Mario boomed.
"Really!!?" Luigi laughed.
"Let's stop this argument. Brothers shouldn't argue, especially us."
"Yeh, but you are still a fat ass!"
"Why you..." Mario begun, but was interrupted by a large bang and roar coming from upstairs.
"What was that?" Luigi snapped.
"Let's go check it out..." Mario said as he begun to walk up the stairs.
"I am scared..." Luigi whimpered.
"It is probably the cat." They heard a faint rustling in the room they were standing in front of.
"Wait a minute. I'll go get the wrench." Luigi whispered. He ran quietly down and back up the stairs with the wrench in his hands. Mario opened the door...
Back at the koopa castle...
"Where is my son!!? I wish to see my son!!" The old koopa snapped.
"He is...err... sitting outside." Kelina said, looking at the throne which the old koopa was behind.
"Then why is he not there?!"
"Um... Ah...yes...he wanted to...er...go and fish." Kelina said.
"Do you expect me to believe that!?"
"Uh... Oh look! Sandy wants me to go play with her outside! I'd better go! Nice talking to you gramps!" Kelina said as she ran outside and took the long way round to her room.
Amanda dragon- A very short chapter I am afraid to say. I wanted it to be long as well... Next chapter will be longer!
Bob- This is still naff and shall always be naff! (Gets hit by a shoe)